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[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

it makes it look like everyone who replies to them look like schizos talking to themselves

 

[monstrous bubo]

"I am not delusional. I am confident."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not interested in Babysoots; I'm only interested in his wounds.

It's not that polycule's responsibility to adapt living on a mountain to accommodate someone who can't manage the woodsman lifestyle.

 

[Cronkle]

The Year of The Kiwi barrels on.

We are the internet's conscience.
We are the troon-tramplers and the tard-wranglers.
We are your singing garbage men, Sir and Madam,
and we march in cadence behind you, spamming memes that some think antisemitic.
We bury your groomers and their reputations.
We bury you. We are the 'Farms.
And soon we shall discuss the moderation of your thread.

 

[Nigor]

Oh no the evil cunny word

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bitch, not only would I not give you a job I would be calling the fucking Vatican and asking them to send me an Inquisitor to make sure that you aren't a demon.

She was born to sell fake rubber dog poo.

For my own sanity I will pretend this article is AI generated rage bait and didn't actually happen. Blissful ignorance!

I will shit on this judge's lunch, just watch.

the meanie nasty normies don't understand how breaking into someones house and collecting their hair/toenails is true wuv or how forbidding your partner from having friends at all is totally healthy

Oh I have so missed the thousand xeet a minute sprees...

There is something rather sick in a man unironically calling himself brave. Its something innately offensive as it screams shallow vanity and unearned self importance

When its done in reference to your toilet calling you fat on social media and telling the cops you are grinding niglets into pepperoni, it becomes agonizingly hilarious

There is no word for the kind of existential hate I currently feel

He's like a retarded Sisyphus performing an even more pointless task.

That is bizarre even for someone looking to be outraged.

That doc is a fun read, it's pure masturbatory schizo-tranny rambling. I think my favorite quote from it doubles as a perfect warning sign for you're getting into when you read it:

"I am not delusional. I am confident."

I can't count how many times I've gotten in my vehicle without looking in front of it and ended up running over eight children who happened to be sitting in a line directly in front of it.

I don't know where these fuckin' kids keep coming from or why it never seems to make the news, but it's starting to creep me out.

I have said before that bodycam channels are like shooting fish in a barrel but this one was particularly amusing.

 

[Drip Torch]

@Lidl Drip is running blow

shieeeeet... shut it down!!!

 

[Angry New Ager]

If we don't need another white guy with a podcast, we definitely don’t need another white girl with a selfie stick.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The demiurge is why I can't get a boyfriend free girl.

Let me know when people use woke (ideology) to justify beating their kids or marrying them off to adult men. Or get arrested for sex pestery

Is this a last of us part II fanfiction?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also I hope your dicks don’t fall off.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

All this tells me is that you're probably inbread

 

[CEO of Gay]

You're missing out on my classic gamergate meltdown that led me to be institutionalized for 5 years as well

 

[Free the Pedos]

He should have a shoebox full of emotional support brown recluses dumped in his bed while he sleeps.

 

[Chongqing]

I set the damn a-log oven to 300 minutes instead of 30 and only remembered after nearly an hour.

A-log oven

 

[Drip Torch]

Are you say you don't want to fuck the >goomba with tits
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[Pedophobe]

This is not your Discord server, nigger.

I can't imagine being so confidently stupid.

"TL;DR: Never trust the Germans."

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Smokey just posted the email and said Earl just sent him yet another one.

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You are not even my victim and yet you act like I hurt you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know what her shitty abusive grandpa looked like but I'm guessing not yaoi porn.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I only take a shower if I accidentally shit myself. So like two to five times a day.

“You know who was a big proponent of showers? HITLER!!!”

Next they're going to tell us Yu-Gi-Oh players smell good.

Every day we fail to enact Total Journo Death is a day we stray further from God's light.

Fuck you I am going to keep pretending to be an Alchemist and mix all of the expensive soaps I have when I shower and smell like a floral citrus god.

I swear I could take a steak knife and etch it into their motherfucking foreheads, and they still wouldn't get the hint.

It's weird. It's like I can see what he's trying to say, but he somehow makes it insanely rapey (even if it wasn't).

If only there had been some way to avoid prison, maybe by not raping and murdering a child. or something.

If only...

It's unfortunate he doesn't seem to have a father figure in his life to take him fishing and relentlessly call him a faggot for doing this shit.

Saying "that's cool" doesn't sound nearly as retarded as "Yo dis boffa finna beez neegz on fleek das cray fo' sho"

Its like he was lost in the wilderness and decided to actively fucking gut himself with a rusty knife just so that me may feed the hungry wolves around him his intestines and thus keep them busy long enough for the park rangers to come and shoot them, despite having the option to just stay in a comfy little cabin fully stocked with snacks and beer and free wifi while waiting for the next tour group to pick him up, all while the wolves sulk hungry and bored outside.

Can I play anaesthesiologist?

I don't own a sledgehammer, will have to expense that, but can promise my upper body strength is sufficiently lacking to ensure I don't accidentally cave their head in. I could probably throw in an ice pick lobotomy in for free while I'm at it.

We can cover ourselves legally by stating exactly what will be done in the "informed consent" form they never read anyway. If they do catch on we'll say we wanted to get rid of medical jargon to make it more comprehensible.

I'll even wipe the sledgehammer and ice pick down with alcohol wipes between jobs, it'll be the closest many get to a wash in a while.

I remember page 1488 like it was yesterday. Good times.

last time I tried to round up a bunch of kids in a borrowed bus everyone got mad at me for some reason

Consoooooom, do not clean your house, yourself or anything you own, CONSOOM!!!

I simultaneously feel like I'm about to vomit and be vomited upon.

Who invented the Chimpout? Can a nigger not be given credit?

Cain, you uneducated swine

A loveless marriage with a queer, diseased whore does not constitute a 'Family'.

He used to look like a human being albeit a creepy, untrustworthy one.

Now he is just a disgusting pig monster.

Speaking of tiktok I eagerly await the day when someone comes up with the idea of either washing hardboiled eggs in dish soap or boiling them in nyquil as a cold remedy as a ghetto version of century eggs

It's like he's physically incapable of being likeable, or even just anything besides the most insufferable cunt imaginable.

He shits on people for not providing sources for their statements, then shit on people asking him to provide sources for his claims.

Its easy to see why most people would happily watch this fat faggots head getting crushed like Phil on the Sopranos.

All the fuckwads I see in real life bitching about AI “art” are the same weirdos that poorly draw Pokémon hentai.

May I interest you in NyQuil jello shots

Buying tampons is a mundane activity like buying paper plates or Gatorade. It's not awkward or embarrassing. It's not like buying condoms where I have to ask the manager where the super ultra extreme large ones are and explain that the Magnums are way too small for me. That's actually embarrassing.

Youtube Kids has started to replace "crawling around outdoors digging holes & lighting insects on fire with a Zippo"

Wow, I didn't think he could be more of a retarded faggot than he already is but I was proven wrong again.

"Can you name a single biological trait all men have but no women?"
Gonna guess "Penis" is gonna be too obvious of an answer?

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Yalla! Alhamdelulu! Ishkabibble! Bippity Boppity Boo! Amen.