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[Drip Torch]

I may be retarded but I'll never be guilty of being redditor.

 

[murph]

Nikolas couldn't intimidate a kid into giving up his candy and he seems like the kind of person who has tried.

 

[Harm]

Alright, the OP is in 4 ERP DM chains.
One is called "I am transgender but I hate troons", another is called "kiwisluts4_BBC".
I'm in the remaining two so I won't divulge any more information.
Invite me to the first 2.

"I like games, I'll be a games designer"/"I like cosplay, I'll be a cosplayer"/"I like Japan, I'll be Japanese"

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Does Null know this guy named his penis after him?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Strange to equate a legal argument as a moral defense. I've only seen bad people and Germans do this.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dood probably blew out her, I mean his, pussy, sorry, bonus hole, riding Bad Dragon dildos

If you're charming enough you can convince her to let you do that without calling the cops on you

>he/it/toon/ink
>16
>pentagram in bio
Yep, he's got autism alright

What in the everloving name of God is this? Just so you wait until he finds out that Walt Disney (and by extension, Mickey himself) was an anti-semite. He'd go for another "ficto" at FTL speed!

You can call it a bunny hole all you want, Autumn, it's still a vagina. You are a woman.

No one out-greases the Chunky Yogurt, you fucking understand me? NO ONE!

If I had to witness a donkey’s dick getting licked whilst being absorbed by Dan Schneider’s fat rolls, I’d probably kill myself.

No, I don't have a folder of before and after images of a random internet personality.

Your avatar made me think you were gay for a while.

*digitally rapes u*

If only you watched and commented on my favorite anime "Madokudoku Sakura-Can Rape Dungeon" then MAYBE the anime chads would fight for you by making a petition to save the Kiwi Farms. But as it stands you will NOT have my katana at your side, sir. Enjoy prison.

Guys I just got a dm from someone called ḷ̴͎͎̝̓ì̴͔͖̼̳̩̎͗̽z̷̨̗̫̃f̸͉͉͗ö̸̧̞́͂̅̃̇n̵̞̦̟͊̆̄͑ǵ̶̝̰̥̙͙̀͒j̶̞̞̝̦̥́ǫ̵̼̮͊͋̈ͅn̷̳͉̫͓͑̓͑é̸̡̛͕̭̗͔s̸̖̒̃̽̍ and they sent me this image? what does this mean?

Kitten you can confide in me, I'm a licensed therapist.

Imagine Chibi being your therapist and he starts having a mental breakdown panic attack during the middle of the session

Instructions unclear, started a human trafficking ring in a third world country and am now on the run.

I've personally found that calmly approaching a women (Whilst holding a gun) and politely ask (Threaten) her if she want so spend some time together (She hasn't got a choice)

Btw, this is not trolling. I literally did all this.

They need to do Rape Planet first. Far more common and realistic in animal sexuality.

Any planet with sweden on it is a queer planet

Remember when all the faggots were saying "MONKEYPOX IS THE NEW COVID" and then it was found out gays were fucking dogs and everyone just suddenly forgot it? I wonder how much of a connection this documentary has to that.

Queer Planet = Rape Planet

Even the fucking flamingos are turning gay.

Can I piss in your brake fluid, I really need to piss and the brake fluid needs topping off

I'm going to wrap myself in copper wire and dive into a power grid.

That standards for General Discussion are quite low, but it seems it is still too high a bar for some individuals.

As long as we keep movie remake characters white I guess it’s okay

Between the fat lady discussing getting wiped and the sudden gay porn, I'm very grateful my desk faces AWAY from the door to my office and that I normalized me wearing bulky headphones years ago.

Fighting over parliamentary procedure? How 2015 of them.

They should be fighting over anime spoilers like modern gentlemen.

this guy is still crying about Byuu. He also posts in r/Boykisser...

He looks like if you made a Sim with only the ugliest facial feature presets.

Even in autism I must grift.

Turns out that that one image Homoshrexual posted on CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM's wall (The latter @ing everyone to it) may have been 'p. Whoops!

To think that my obviously comical and shitpoasty Rammstein butt slap avi was too haram and yet Josh allows this furry tranny shit.

Are we sure this "Finland" place even exists? After all, Australia doesn't exist.

Have you ever seen an Australian in person? Nah didn't think so. How about a Finnish person?

Wake up, these places don't exist, it's all a sham.

It's clearly a dude with a small dick. I wouldn't post CP just to annoy someone.

The lack of hair on the legs and the strange ballsack was extremely sus.

Legalized incest? But how does that affect me personally?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He really thinks the world around him are mere children that should enjoy his might in prison.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We eat our own here, but only after preparing the meal in a particular way and to me this faggot is looking pretty fucking raw still.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Why is it always Gay Nazis?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I prefer my gay porn to star American Sweetheart Steve Rambo or Japanese sensation Billy Herrington

I think this could have easily been avoided if you dont send everyone pictures of your penis.

So Korean women made an encyclopedia of US soldier cocks? That's actually some fairly impressive autism. Who knew Korean women were as autistic as kiwi farmers?

"I can smell you through my phone"

I am so very glad I was not born Indian. Statistically, the odds were not in my favor, and yet I made it. The first in a long line of Ws in my life.

Dude you wrote an entire novel. Who did you think would read this?

 

[Guest123]

its a shame that shes a groomer and a shit-lover because she is really fucking attractive and could probably turn a straight guy bi

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

the jews did it. but not in a wignat schizo way

 

[Spud]

OnlyFans has been a disaster not just for the quality of internet porn, but for the internet in general. when I was a young coomer, the small-scale gonzo operations were all the rage, little upstart websites like Casting Couch and Bang Bus etc that had a clear gimmick and a system for generating content. notably, they were all run by men. now that OnlyFans has empowered women to make their own content, you have to sift through oceans of horrible garbage, of e-thots with way too much makeup or devastatingly cringe cosplay, doing incredibly offputting shit like making the ahegao face, badly mimicking a blowjob on a comically large dildo, doing some gay pose in a neon blue wig, etc. you know why nobody was doing this shit 10 years ago? because it fucking sucks. most people in porn (and sex work generally) are retards with zero assets aside from their body and lack of shame. you needed a business guy in charge to get these morons to do shit that's actually consistently appealing to people. now the cows are running the farm and not only do they make really fucking awful content, they also come with a massively inflated sense of self-importance because platforms like OF combine porn with the dreaded social media dopamine loop. whenever I see these dumb cunts, my dick shrinks back into my body in disgust. you would have to be an absolute cretin of a man to even want to listen to the asinine bullshit they have to say (for any reason other than to mock them relentlessly), much less to simp for them. these psychologically cucked chronic masturbators that crowd the internet today are a different and much more repulsive breed than anything from the web 1.0 years.

durr I look like a hentai!!!! I hope this repulsive bitch gets eaten by dogs

 

[Pedophobe]

People don't need to agree with us entirely. This is some fucking lefty attitude.

I guess being relatively banal stands out when you're in a sea of screaming retards.

i am bullying them, i am a cyber bully

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Taiwan lawmakers exchange blows in bitter dispute over parliament reforms"

Some people will look at this and say its cringe but the fact of the matter is that if your elected representative isn't willing to do shit like this then they aren't really trying to win.

I believe that the practice is owned by a member of their goofy ass heavy metal opera / 4th of July parade megachurch.

She probably loves going to work because she doesn't have to deal with her gay wigger husband, her gay cripple wigger father in law, or her lesbian mother in law.

Elon fucked Grimes and Amber Heard. There’s definitely a chance he would stick his dick in crazy again and has a lack of standards so definitely a nonzero chance he’d want to fuck Taylor Lorenz.

He has the taste buds of a ziploc bag.

Linnaeus was such an OG autist. He devoted his life to categorizing fucking everything. Gotta love the man.

The complete lack of self-awareness shouldn't surprise me by now but it did. What a looney.

EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket

If lolcows do not exist explain the laughing cow brand

 

[Harm]

It was just a regular Sonichu medallion, it only started bleeding when they stepped foot in church. Damndest thing ever.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Wait this guy seriously killed himself by saying nigger so energetically it caused him to blow his brains out?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket

 

[Gog & Magog]

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

A baker or miller covered in flour is protein and other fillings in a flour covering, and therefore by the proposed definition is a sandwich