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[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Can someone please set up a GoFundMe for calligraphy classes for officer Pomplun

Are you fucking faggots whining about the handwriting some kind of retarded, autistic calligraphy enthusiasts?

The officer should be skinned alive in public for his poor handwriting and for having a gay name.

I'm all for silencers, bump stocks, grenade launchers, bayonets, and far more, but I draw the line at publicly owned tactical assault balldos.

So what I'm hearing is that privately owned tactical assault balldos are just fine

Judge Pussy Liquor is a bit of a cutie

 

[Bill Evans 45]

You are all just being ingracious, and what a shame. I have given so much, yet look at how you treat me. I feel just like Professor Cygnus, or maybe Jesus. This is what the internet does when you bring it perfect content

 

[Axiom.]

I DO NOT HAVE AN OBVIOUS ADAMS APPLE

I DO NOT HAVE ONE

Add this one to the end of the previous one I made please, thank you

 

[Battyforluv]

I DO NOT HAVE ONE

 

[Axiom.]

I DO NOT HAVE ONE

On repeat by LCD Soundsystem intensifies

 

[everybody in Portugal]

what's the point of using bees to pollinate your almond orchard if male gametes are just a vibe?

all that's left is milquetoast aspergers when I bought tickets to an autism show of the flailing kind

I’m not about to start getting all optimistic that she’s finally matured and made choices for the betterment of her family in between petulant bikini selfies in local bars

 

[Axiom.]

I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF BULGE YOU SPEAK OF

This dude cranks them out like no tomorrow

 

[vomitusdeux]

Autistic Sperg incoming: I made a no blacks mod for starfield myself but the one on the website is better. Yes, it improves the game. Who the fuck thinks colonies are going to be full of gay niggers and not russians? Its not even Nigerians or something in that game, its straight up American blacks... did we take them and the homosexuals along for the sake of diversity?

All I can hear when I see that image is the distant and waning chirp of a dying fire alarm.

>Mods that shove in niggers and add mental illness/child molester pride colors
I sleep
>Mods that remove blacks and add swastikas
I sperg

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Yeah, I don't think you need Null's help with the schizophrenia there.

no shit Null don't wanna be your friend if you molest children.

Show us what you looked like when you were fat, I want to have a whale encounter.

You are a gay twink MAN with noticable stubble + your nose is too big + you look kinda mexican

You're mean spic mister Carlton

Only thing true and honest about you is your adam's apple.

There's simply no good reason for anyone to be Albanian nowadays.

What now I'm not allowed to do drugs and neglect my kids?? I'm sorry I thought this was America!!

these people would fuck the Jollibee mascot.

"Exclude list"
That's not very inclusive, is it?

Of course he buys a plush from a furry porn visual novel.

you're a buttplug wearing faggot

Colton got so mad at his dad for molesting him that he cut his own dick off. Is that considered winning?

I am white. I hate niggers

What I hate is bullies like you and mexicans.

Is it an intended feature of the Swedish language that it sounds like a German person trying to speak while deepthroating someone at the same time?

Based on his track record this will result in everyone involved outing Chibi as a sex pest and then posting pictures of his penis

You should sit and fart on him.

She'll be back. We're in the "tooting up a storm" part of the art thief's weekly cycle.

Instead of fucking little kids he's going to get fucked by Tyrone. Didn't think this through champ.

It's a common misconception that being the height of a child permits you to possess and view CSAM but this is not true.

How the fuck is it heaven if I still have to look at gross retards dribbling all down themselves?

this has a very strange "Gavin Mcinnes inserting a dildo in his ass" vibe to it

You can tell this nigga a Reddit user and has CP by just looking at him.

The State of Israel is growing displeased with you, Colton.

It matters not to us what your name is, only the state of your foreskin!

Colton you are such a broken record. I can only listen to your "I'm a women because I chopped off my penis and put on a wig" cope album so many times.

My grandfather wore suspenders and killed nazis. Am I saying the two are connected? Yes.

He hasn't shown us pictures of his house and butt hole both inside and out so I have zero respect for him currently.

Dude, for ten quid I'd happily reverse your knees and elbows with a sledgehammer.

So what's this nigger's fursona? I'd just assume a skunk or something. All trannys should identify as skunks due to their fetid smell.

We experience heaven as the knowledge that every retard is burning in hell.

Ah shit, I should have noticed his pfp, but I kept getting distracted by him acting like a gay faggot nigger who is also unmistakeably male.

Cant get into a bi relationship? just speedrun all of them at once.

Anime is their religion and Japan is their Mecca. You wouldn't get it.

I DO NOT HAVE A THROAT BULGE

I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF BULGE YOU SPEAK OF

There is no throat bulge

Everybody should do the clop. Best thing ever

Don't need what, the dilation or the eye exam? I'd think the choice between being able to see properly and forcing a wound to stay open is obvious, but you're the one who claims to have extremely high intelligence, so tell us.

You should watch your back at everfree you fat fuck

 

[Axiom.]

I AM NOT A MALE AND DO NOT HAVE A SO CALLED “POOP WOUND”

Last one I swear

 

[Battyforluv]

Last one I swear

GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

[vomitusdeux]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

SHOW POOP WOUND OR GTFO

 

[everybody in Portugal]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

[Syzyg]

...most men are very very basic creatures and the only thing they center their life around is sex. Everything else they do is just in pursuit of sex.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dax should be boiled alive

 

[Nigger Cobson]

I once dreamed about going to a space station for some reason and my first thought in the dream was to go on KF so I could say that I was the first to sneed in space

 

[DumbDude43]

It's gotta be a 22 short they were using in an AR conversion kit and firing into the walls because that's what you use to measure cocaine, fresh rimfire cartridges, because Nick really likes that perma high of lead poisoning.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Wearing sonichu medallions? Like sticking a dirty needle in your arm or fucking a strange man you just met in a public toilet, you don’t think it will happen to you, but when it does you only can blame yourself, like aids.

They must have worked at unit 731 to be punished this way in a reincarnation.

You've heard of horseshoe theory? That if you go too far on one side of the left/right political divide you come around the other side?

Fats is gravitational theory politics - he is so fat that he pisses everyone off. He turns the "political compass" into a black-hole map.

“Listen guys, it’s complicated but here’s the answer: It’s complicated”

The proper anatomical term is "Front Hole" or "Bonus Hole".

This photo stands as a stark warning to every young adult. The disgusting blob of bulbous purple gristle, fat and bile that we now know and love as the Man of Pig was once a slim and moderately handsome man. Time waits for no man.

The thing about Wisconsin, even to include such enlightened bastions as Madison and Milwaukee, is that all of its native inhabitants are pretty fucking retarded.

"This is the worst path of life."
So why the fuck did you willingly take it?

I bet cash money that the 'art' he's been 'suppressing for years' is lolicon

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

"She held my hand as we walked outside."


I am not going to get choked up on the "laughing at retards on the Internet" website.

did he drink retard juice one day and become a Ralph-brained mongoloid?

Let’s not insult junkies now.

 

[BirdUp]

"What. WHAT?! Woooooow.
She was 7?! Come on!
Woooooooooow. Un-fuckin'-believable. Great."

 

[Cryogonal2]

I have a feeling that "if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault because you provoked it" has more to do with Mel's lack of recent Hollywood roles than his religious beliefs.