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[Poonocchio]

Holy fucking shit why is it so black and covered in a multicoloured goo? Noooooo

 

[DumbDude43]

It's a myth that women need to eat every day, they can easily survive only eating a few days a week and with just water and electrolytes on the other days.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Don't ask for whom the bong, bongs. The bong, bongs, for thee.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I used to buy weed for my parents for a brief time when I was in highschool

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.

 

[BirdUp]

I don't like earth horses, nor earth animals, nor humans.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I feel that not enough of the LGBTQ+ discourse focuses on the fact that our society is run by evil wizards.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

"Drag queen story hour! Cum on down (or go down on) the library where our queens will be reading "Dildo Adventure" to your kids! Featuring famous drag performers Penisin Myass, Cox Aplenty, Gloryhole Surprise and Yogurt Slurper. Fun for all ages!"

 

[Tablet County]

Trump has officially joined the likes of Nelson Mandela and Ghandi. All are revolutionary men of color persecuted by The Man.

Who are you that does not know your sticker history?

I like to dark bead twink sometimes.

It actually enhances my own enjoyment knowing that other people are so mind rotted by blackpill and culture war bullshit that they genuinely cannot enjoy anything.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This isn't being shit on enough for me.

I don't need to start developing irresistible coom cravings in my butthole.

I feel that not enough of the LGBTQ+ discourse focuses on the fact that our society is run by evil wizards.

"Dear Reddit, should I remove my own testicles with a rusty scalpel and a bottle of liquor?"

I like to call this LGBTQanon. I swear this is what happens when you see anything a character does as queer coded in a desperate attempt to make everything LGBTQ, and then get worked up when the creators dont make your shitty headcanon canon. "Oh a woman threatened to cut a guy's dick off and he got flustered by it? Clearly that proves he's trans!" These people should be barred from watching any shows, movies, etc because they're such an annoyance to any fandom they enter.

Of course he posted pictures of it himself. Silly me.

Is there any aspect of his existence he hasn’t posted online?

He did claim at one point that he replied to atalker childs with a nude photo of him holding his gun with a "rage erection"
Real tough guy shit, ya know?

A horny man with a banana up his arse, even without consent accidents, is much more likely to leave lots of offspring than the horniest of women with a map to her g-spot. Hence the importance of all our social constraints and inducements to mitigate physical power imbalances, the risks of sex and pregnancy, and all of that.

Or, you know, this could just be part of a banana’s cunning plan to enlist us in its reproductive strategy.

A banana wants to be eaten by birds so its seeds will be deposited in a blob of fertiliser somewhere far away. Being stuck up the bum of some hominid probably isn’t a very desirable end for it.

It's good to be the boss of reality.

Time for me to come clean. I really like the cisheteronormative patriarchal systems of oppression and all the programming involved. I'm a big fan. One might even say that I am monogamously and privately attracted to it, in a very wholesome, old-fashioned sense. It wouldn't be a lie to say that I fantasize about having a nuclear family with it. I want all of it to be rooted on a life of discipline. I just can't help thinking this way. I can't fucking pretend any longer, this is my filthy heart, now laid bare for mockery and ridicule

 

[Markass the Worst]

I will fight for what's right to my very last breath, and I know Celestia and Luna would be proud of me.

 

[Rotollo 2]

sorry for saying you had gay sex with warski

 

[Hitman One]

I must have under estimated foreskin autism.

Underestimating autism in the autistic thunderdome was your first mistake.

 

[Syzyg]

Lidl Drip in General Chat

I only like perky pink waxed balls that are perfectly symmetrical

Personally my ideal man has never looked at another woman and never will

womens sweat smells less bad than mens so it's understandable
unless the woman is Indian or Asian
they got rancid sweat
smells like curry and soy sauce

anyway don't have sex, it's disgusting and I would never
seek enlightenment in Christ instead

I would never admit if I ever sexed a man because that's shameful
embarrassing

I heard black women douche and use coochie perfumes and that fucks up your entire ph balance
yeah they got real issues with yeast infections

I am a prehistoric princess

ok I gtg watch 90 day fiance bye

 

[Tablet County]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convince humanity that he wasn't a Discord user.

I think that the only thing that Andy can (and should) do to prove that he hasn't been doing coke lately is to do coke during the next stream.

How about you surveil my butthole you communist nigger.

I have no channel and I must stream.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I draw a penis and testicles over my ballot paper every single election.

 

[doodoocaca]

Let's argue about Josh's weight

 

[Oliver Onions]

Near the end he becomes winded from standing for too long and has to sit down.

 

[Pedophobe]

Are you saying I'm finally better than someone!? I finally have the moral high ground?

We'll give you STICKERS!

(in b4 people do an early life check on Wikipedia: you people are mentally ill)

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I just don't want a Fujo handling my food.