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[Syzyg]

LiminalHeaven on his profile commented

I did meet her and we had sex but she was creepy and had a dog cage in her room and the dog licked my ass while we did it so she put the dog into the dog cage.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is it possible you can be a little less of a nigger faggot?

They will declare you "brain dead" and take your organs. Oh, what a "hero" you'll be! HA!

I'm on kiwi farms, retard, they don't need to declare shit.

He has the charisma of chlamydia.

I am surprised he didn't buy a heaven plot from his pastor

I hope they require him to buy 3 plots because he is fucking fat.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Oh no I just accidentally looked at baby porn! Oh no I just accidentally clicked it and saved to hard drive. Fuuuuck

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This is the exact expression and pose Martin Luther had before he wrote the 95 theses.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

Watch out Ruben, you're next on her gore art list....


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[Hitman One]

As any good trans person would do, I took to Reddit

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

i would like to formally apologize to the sharty for trying to make peace with this retard and his gooner gf.

 

[frozen_runner]

if women are just men who can give birth, men are just women who can't give birth
wop wop

I'd be sad af if Kiwi Farms goes forever 404. Love you my niggas.

Niggers invented being gay

Drunk drivers aren't the problem, drunk crashers are, giving the rest of us a bad name.

Sir I'm not a racist I'm a white supremacist and you are my private property you need to pick my cotton right now

"THIS IS FOR PALESTINE"

*rapes u*

Just like the prophet mohammed (pedos be upon him) would've done.

From the photo I can't tell if tranny, pooner, or Scottish?

College are for niggers, white women and faggots. All 3 groups deserve debt and suffering.

Once again I am asking, please, nuke this faggy state.

Bots clicking on bot links so bot sites can farm bot clicks.

I took a lot of psychic damage from this article, thank you for your service.

The only thing surprising about this story is that someone published it.

Attractive women don't be sluts challenge: extreme difficulty

Competitive speed-shitting should be a sport.

who the fuck names their kid Brantley?

CRP was right.

"yes, the CCTV footage certainly looks bad for my client, but if we play it in reverse, you can see that she's SAVING the children. Now you're antisemitic for trying to jail an American hero, bigot."

OH so when the news names the jews it's okay but when I do it they kick me out of Dennys.

This is A&N, we take all retardation seriously because there's people that are actually that retarded here

I feel like I'm qualified to write and Amazon-publish ogre x troll erotica where they rape-correct faeries, but I wouldn't want to be modestly successful and then featured on Null's podcast.

Literacy was a mistake.

What does Lego have to do with kids?

 

[Syzyg]

badly behaving kids (but otherwise not deeply impaired) of rich parents can be diagnosed with autism via bribe to get them locked up.

 

[Tablet County]

Kind of crazy we found out the trad guy is a literal cuckold who lets his wife get fucked by anyone and it's barely worth talking about compared to the other shit.

I never considered drawers a place to store vomit before.
My horizons have been expanded and my day ruined.

 

[Meiwaku]

all up to the subject of the beholder of course

(quote from King Cobra in his latest steak hack video)

This thread is about Nicholas Rekieta. It's not about the Jews and their plots to steal your foreskin

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I muted/blocked the flag of every african country from appearing on my timeline, along with every adjective deriving from the names of said countries. I set my VPN to Croatia. WHY AM I STILL SEEING THESE MUP DOO DIDDA NIGGERS.

 

[Freelance Police]

weight loss comp with ethan ralph. iirc ethan ralph won after losing 190 pounds (his wife and child)

 

[Pedophobe]

If therapy isn't working for you, sex work is probably a bad idea.

I have Urban Dictionary at my disposal.

Faggotry afoot. We have discord tranny ops.

 

[Tablet County]

Is that all you cunts think about? Who's a kike or not?

Welcome to Kiwifarms

Mutt's Law incoming:

Never underestimate the power of a retarded man with kittens.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

You’re dead on here, which is why the American worker is better than ever, the Zoomers are producing incredible works of art and science, and there are no mass psychoses sweeping our nation. If I had a nickel for every time an enthusiastic young cashier tried striking up a conversation about calculus or his favorite Greek playwright I’d be rich!

 

[Tablet County]

(smugly eats a single Dorito)

 

[glass_houses]

No, I want to buttfuck the dead body while it's still warm. What kind of weirdo wants to fuck an ice cold dead body?

 

[Chinwaa]

What’s even the point of being here if I can’t make every thread about circumcision?!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Amazing, bros. The miraculous power of prayer helped HHH to overcome massive heart damage from the covid vaccine.

One of them is literally named cucky the chicken.