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[Seafarer]

"British self defense" implies that they have the right to live.

 

[Tablet County]

Everyone knows there is zero tolerance for racism on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Thé au lait]

Enjoy prison, filmer of childs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Let this be a lesson to the kids out there that through racism we can overcome the divisions between us!

ohhhhh, you're in florida. first of all, i hope you get better soon.

This would be like if i went to a condo to get my brake light fixed and the guy fingered my ass.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

it's like the police gave Null free bonus content for his first time order.

 

[Tablet County]

I feel slightly insulted that he thinks I'm a FFXIV player

The cops ask Riley if he wants to bring his cape to jail. He does not.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Remember how Wile E. Coyote would run off a cliff, but keep running until he realized he was in the air, then he'd look at the audience in despair for a split second before he fell? That's where we are.

 

[NerdShamer]

FACT CHECK FIRST.

or you get vagina videos.~!

And yes, it actually happened

Like I said, stop spreading lies about me or you get naked body images.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm being raped by seeing your posts
neck yourself

 

[BirdUp]

Clearly you haven't been to school yet. You shall learn the wonders of grammar. Enjoy school, stalker child.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Probably it's just "I HAVE PUBES!!!"

I feel slightly insulted that he thinks I'm a FFXIV player

Oh thank goodness! I was led to believe you had been raped. We were worried.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The Civil War could have been averted if plantation owners had rebranded their labor force as a DEI initiative.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Like I said, stop spreading lies about me or you get naked body images.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

When all you have is disco, and then you lose it. It will do something to your head. You get demoralized, destroyed. You cant disco dance, you cant wear bell bottoms, you cant listen to Bee Gees. You feel like nothing. And thats why the LGBT was created to destroy us.

I love the U.S. constitution. The first 8 amendments are solid gold, around the 13th and onward some mistakes were made.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

My ancestry is Irish Traveller

Stealing copper is a duty if you're occupied by foreigners.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I'm reminded of that rich AWFL marketing vp or whatever she was that got into a slapfight with the farms, because we were laughing at her designer kids she had via IVF with purchased genetic material.

He always pretended to be a tough guy, but he is just a Jellatinous faggot

 

[Gentlebastard]

Not quite as amusing as taking a bunch of Benadryl and having arguments with your hallucinations about your gender, but it's still really silly.

I can only imagine the will reading:

"To you, his brother, he has bequeath you "white bitches love black cock part 1 through 7. And to you Mary, his favorite sister he has left you his complete collection of hentai manga "but big brother, its forbidden..." the entire set of 26 volumes"

2a applies to muskets only, not modern assault rifles with high capacity magazines
just like 1a applies to pen and paper only, not modern assault computer keyboards with high capacity internet connection

Wait...what? Are most women straight? I thought they all were hot lesbians like on pornhub

"I'm sitting here listening to these people who sound insane and I'm saying similar things, what does this say about me?"

Not defending him, but could it be possible he deliberately shat his pants in front of the pope because he thought it would be funny?

No, stalker, my diet is entirely carnivore, I did not eat bread. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

I miss the days when we just could call them faggots. Now I gotta keep track of exactly what sort of faggot they are so I can apply the appropriate slur. Really taxing, homophobia takes effort.

I love me some good misogyny, but this is something else that transcends the sexes

He looks like the kind of Thai bride which you get from a second hand wife salesman.

Enjoy the prison of my mind, child.

 

[BirdUp]

I like sex when youre dirty or kind of gross, like after working out or firt thing in the morning. It's when you're most raw and feral. If you're into each other, it doesn't matter. And smelling each other without all the shampoo and cologne and lotion lacquered on top can add to the sex.

@Pilgrim of Grace

 

[the rat]

You seem perturbed that a hairdresser from Kentucky pulls more DMs than you do that don't involve cope-posting about lumberjacks.

 

[BirdUp]

i was selling a space heater that for $40. Some pajeet faggot asked if i would drop it off to him. He lived 45 minutes away from me. I just responded "lol" and he asked if I could meet him halfway. Part of me wanted to agree to this and then show up and just shoot him in the head.