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[Jason Wynn]

Can’t quote it, but this one’s a gem.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

One asked me to read his "manifesto" a month into dating. Summary: let's live in underwater cities run on perpetual motion machines of his own devising, and he should be allowed as many child brides as he wants because he's the savior of humanity (this one ended up caught by interpol in a child porn case years later)

And I made that bastard another grilled cheese as if I hadn't just walked in on him wanking one off into the face of Megatron.

you can see that she uploaded at least a dozen prolapse porn to her page.Her Shrek fanart is pretty cool though

That's why I can't take ethnostate Brosnan seriously. Like are you gonna let THIS guy into your ethnostate just because his nipples are pink?

Tfw overdosing on fentanyl (blackpill retardation) in clownworld normgroid society (people going about their day)

I've had period cramps worse than any tattoo I've gotten, but I don't tattoo my asshole or anything either (and probably also wouldn't date someone with a tattooed asshole as that's too far even for me).

yeesh. I'm not scared to put my vagina online. I am on an adult site after all.~!

he has done a lot of things like a Rap about incest and almost got into jail once for doing a cum tribute to the Spanish Royal Family. The ant thing comes from a OnlyFans he did while being underage...

You know this man is a turbo pedophile just by the fact that he signed up with a second life avatar.

 

[Tablet County]

If your character is, for example, Office McFuckface and you go on about his family, his surviving his heart attack, how uncomfortable his shoes feel, his hair loss and success with Rogaine and all that bullshit is completely unnecessary if he gets raped to death by midgets on fentanyl and there's no callback to any of that.

Legend has it if an OP is called a faggot a thousand times before the Jannies sweep it up, he turns into a DOUBLE NIGGER FAGGOT!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You boy loving pigeon rapist, you can't even grow it unsustainably.

I don't think allowing these two to call each other niggerfaggots would have prevented this. It didn't prevent that one Brazilian kid from getting murder raped over Tibia money. Also didn't prevent that murder over losing at Counter Strike. I think the lesson here is don't give out your address or real name online. Especially not during an argument.

water slide water is stored in the balls

So retards online is your source for this?

Where can I learn more? I don't remember reading about this fecal fun fact.

The Lord's mercy is not strained, but He also has extensive quarantine facilities

how the fuck do you manage to fail being a big titted bimbo.

not well AFAIK, i dont hear much from them since they killed themselves

It’s not impossible, but no one would want to unless it was specifically to injure and humiliate him violently.
Not to gain a desperate primal sexual release.

You do it for the memes

I’m fucking pumped for the C-Span calls tonight.

That was the absolute state of the union.

No refunds.

How much choco choco chip do you expect for it to take the big man down from the throne?

It's my own fault of course, I'm a regular here, I should've braced myself. I'm eating blue cheese for fucksake! The absolute horror.

Also he clearly orchestrated 9/11 so this wasn't really a negative for him.

Whether or not I sincerely believe it and need to produce evidence of a quality that would be of a higher standard is moot because I don't answer to the autistic inquisition.

That it seemingly bothers you is funny.

Democracy dies in depends.

While pushing the button, he was heard uttering a cryptic phrase:

"The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream."

Rawstory keeps posting in a non-serif font so you already know they are not serious people.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Without derailing the thread into the ethics and efficiency of coon euthanasia

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

government regulations about how computers have to be usable by Helen Keller

also don't use a [menstrual] cup if you sing opera. it does not stay in when you're belting

 

[Tablet County]

Go let some rando fuck your wife while you give him a percentage of your worldly goods if you're so desperate for a monarchy experience.

Are you seriously saying there is such thing as "Bonzi community"?

Cooking meth is an explosion/flammable hazard generally regardless of if you are gay or not.

Texas is fixing to learn about wet bulb in the coming decades.

You’re fixing to learn about my wet bulb in the cummimg minutes

Saint Acutis, I beseech thee to improve my Nemesis spawns and Celestial Lotus drops that I may finish crafting the Rah'Zin's set in thy name. Im nomine patri, et filii, et eapiritu sancti, amen.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

If a redditor had thirty days to live he'd spend the first 28 of them deleting his hard drives and the last two shoving things up his ass to smuggle into hell.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'd buy a "I jerked off my father for Magic the gathering cards" mug

 

[IamnottheNSA]

This site has managed to get me to quit drinking and return to Christ in ways I never thought possible.

 

[barbie meat]

Miniature version of a modern male country singer, but all her songs are about being misgendered or how she's having a hard time getting into her lifted truck after the rotdog surgery.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Her journey for self-improvement has shown so much personal growth compared to when she started and would suicide bait on tumblr. Now it's on twitter.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Doctors examining him spotted that he had no anal opening and two ‘well-formed phalluses’,

 

[Gentlebastard]

You're not making an actual argument; you're just shit flinging.

Oh no guys, can you imagine an internet community without prostitute and niggers? What a blow if those weren't catered to and had to fuck off!

The Tumblr exodus was bad, a Reddit exodus would be a extinction event, a honest to god Doomsday for the internet.

I did spend 4 years in deep downtown Toronto (the Temu version of New York).

I love it when these people admit that Trump has sucked all the joy out of their lives. They used to have hobbies and interests. They used to have creativity and levity. Now it’s all Trump all the time. All politics all the time. They may as well put on wedding dresses and stop the clocks in their houses.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The President Can Now Assassinate You, Officially

 

[Harm]

So if niggers descend upon your mother, it doesn't matter to you whether they rape her before or after she's dead, right? Since "the suffering preceding death is meaningless for the deceased." Once you kill them it doesn't matter what you did to them. Is that right, you stupid fuck?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

all because of one PA request

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

My hobby is doxing users by extrapolating their identity from the myriad personal information they willingly and carelessly volunteer on this site.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A PSA to all fat women

You have a CHOICE. Between looking like a fun gal to hog out in a Waffle House with- or like a hairy, sexless bullfrog.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Less seed oils, more sneed oils. That's what I say.

Sneed oil turn you gay and give you AIDS.

but seed oils make the best lube. Oh rapeseed oil, I wish I could quit you!

I exclusively use rapeseed oil, because the lily-livered people of today squirm around the mere mention of the word 'rape'.

@سلیمان عثمان,

Coom hounds of the lowest order.