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[Aunt Carol]

I can't say no to chocolate chip cookies. It has become a problem.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I feel like Dear Feeder needs to calm down, have himself some good cheese, get real cozy, and watch a movie or something and just chill.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You were also convinced that the unvaxxed were all going to die off from COVID and that the vax was the best thing ever, so your convictions have a documented trend of being retarded.

 

[Random Internet Person]

A chubby nucleus orbited by fat retards

 

[Tablet County]

most of the videos are about her brushing her teeth with what looks like a rubber shrimp

Wishing this retarded nigger a million bricks to the head

There's no need to hate, even though homosexuals do a lot of things others might find odd or objectionable, it's important to remember that there lives a little gay guy inside us all.

I can tell there's a gay guy inside of you, too, and quite frequently at that.

Pour one out for the homeboys lynched by Chinesium electronics.

Get me 4K 60FPS HDR video of them fucking or it didn't happen. We have the technology.

why did you have to tell us this. the world must know but i am not of this world

Cog doxing people = Good
KF doxing people = Bad (and probably not real anyways, who cares, he's not embarrassed or angry at all. Matter of fact it's you that's seething.)

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I'd shoot at burning batteries for minimum wage.

 

[Law]

You'll never see a tickling fetishist speak to an inflation fetishist, or a fart fetishist talking to a quicksand fetishist.

 

[AssignedEva]

Stefanie what does 'financially electrocuted' mean please?

 

[Tablet County]

Might I interest you in GURPS, a system for people who will definitely never have sex?

Psssst. The Elites don't want you to know about this but death of the author is free, and you can make up whatever interpretation you want I have 538 Fascist interpretations of ostensibly left wing works at home.

I don't want to play an unironic Turner Diaries RP,

The second session of my Rogue Trader campaign got massively derailed. When they docked at Footfall I gave a throwaway line about them getting commed by Praneesh from "Mechanicus support", calling to inform them that their cogitator had unhappy machine spirit. They promptly dropped all their other plans and embarked on a quest to track down the call center and massacre the scammers with a squad of Ogryn.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Like a good Italian boy I had a gold chain with a crucifix. She used to make me keep it on while I banged her.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

If a pedo troon falls off of a building and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Bigots just don't understand the gender euphoria you get when you murder-rape

Nothing is more truly female than defeating a grown man in hand-to-hand combat and decapitating him.

I did not know Santa Mario was a thing. I don't know how to feel about it.

All the powers of darkness will not save you when you make a woman feel the ick

>get stabbed
>fucking lame
>can't even go into the kitchen because scared of knives
>get counselling
>turn up for first session
>it's some guy fondling a knife

Off topic, but Null is having another one of his episodes in the Donald Trump thread.

They're retards, Julius.

 

[Tablet County]

I am going to sacrifice you to @Hollywood Hulk Hogan so that we may have a bountiful harvest. Enjoy Hulkamania, child.

>tfw you'll never have a disgusting moon face

 

[grenouille crétine]

From PhilosophyTube’s new Nebula slop, script typed up by quoted user, emphasis added:

Bella: Everybody drinks somebody's blood. He bleeds customers for tips. His boss bleeds him for shitty wages. Children feed on their parents. Children LITERALLY feed on their parents! They be sucking at the titty! That's same shit different colour. Old people feed on the government. Women feed on men for money, and men feed on women for sex.

Bella: (continues to have a theatrically loud fake orgasm while the other diners all look over in disgust) Ffffuck... Didi... (Fay slaps Bella across the face)

 

[Drip Torch]

With women, you are always picking a flavour of crazy. The question you have to ask yourself is….what kind of crazy compliments my kind of autism? How much do I need to tolerate and does the good outweigh the bad?

 

[demicolon]

British Intelligence - putting the moron in the oxymoron.

 

[Turkroach Couple]

She has no mobility issues, unless you count not being able to move the fuck out.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Laura Loomer now looms over the thunderdome, much like she looms in photos, looms in our nightmares, and looms over Donald Trump's withered pud. She'll also loom in all our minds as we vote for the orange man president. If Trump wins her presence will loom over the entire US political system and therefore the world, as has always been her bloodline's calling (I mean because their family name is Loomer, not because they're jewish, but probably that too).

 

[Laburnum]

THEY LITERALLY JERK OFF ANIMALS TO COLLECT SEMEN. PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF

Thanks @Barry Williams

 

[TheRetardKing]

Death by Autism

 

[CEO of Gay]

Last I checked the balls and the anus are two different things.

if i starve to death i'll let you know.

I am one of the most knowledgeable experts on women you will ever come across anywhere in this universe