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[UERISIMILITUDO]

So why the hell WOULDN'T I eat a furry? What the hell do I have to lose???

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Starmer has blown through his honeymoon period like Russell Greer in a whorehouse

This is a site about learning how to operate a kiwi bird ranch, we just get a bit sidetracked sometimes.

That's why you're still at the bottom. Real hustlers use both monitors to goon.

 

[NerdShamer]

Someone who doesn't exercise, over eats, sits on their computer on day in and day out, etc, I am not fit to lift a Six foot one Woman. You know damn well I don't leave my PC usually. even if I'm not on Kiwi's site, I'm doing other things online.

I'm sorry, but this is disgusting.

 

[Tablet County]

Rap so underground it’s in the sewage pipes

"But she's a strong female character, and steps on people, why would straight men be into this?"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The "doctors" that let this lady die were probably shitting in the street 8 years ago before they came to this country and became a doctor.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Let's get real here, who among us has not accidently stumbled into a weird sex cult as a youth?

 

[Poonocchio]

If I was going to partake in baneful prostration to induce the presence of Loki for three and a half hours I’d just watch a Marvel movie

 

[DavidS877]

If you leave an open jar of mayo in the back of the fridge for two weeks it will develop more sense than current day Nick Rekieta. At the very least its kids won't test positive for cocaine.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

For a split second I thought she transition into Kyle Broflovski from South Park.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Fuck off faggot, we're not hostile, kill yourself, cocksucker. We are the goddamn nicest people in the world, you absolute piece of shit.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I haven't clicked on a single image on the previous page and my day is so much better for it.

Sometimes I forget how retarded he is. I always think he can't be any more retarded and BOOM, there he goes, pushing the limits of retardation further and further

The packet of Doritos she's got hidden in her gunt is like the cherry on top.

A line cook that’s done hard drugs and is addicted to sex and amphetamines is like calling water wet.

 

[supremeautismo]

I applaud your courage for posting this on Kiwi Farms but perhaps you should also post this in an email to your mental health professional.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Just going to revive this idea from like 50 pages ago because a montage of islamist dickheads getting their dicks blown off set to Pomp And Circumstance does sound like a fun watch.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Lolcows have some kind of pure, unadulterated luck us mere retards can only dream of.

In response to AnOminous' most recent quote here:

My apologies, but i must bring the fact that you didn't call him a nigger to your attention. That is pretty rude, try better next time.

 

[Tablet County]

The Fedsmoker Gambit (everyone I don't like is a babyraper) is a highly underappreciated tactic.

When I was 13, I was watching ben shapiro and watching conservatives. Then I found destiny’s debates, and my worldview was shattered.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I guess now this thread is just a place for people to come and confess things that I would only admit at gunpoint. Ok.

 

[BirdUp]

You are a nigger. I hate you.

 

[Tablet County]

Bailiff, explode his penis immediately.

 

[Hitman One]

you should discontinue your horsemaxxing endeavour.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

whats wrong with raping?