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[CallmeCicada]

does getting butt stuff on demand and chicken nuggets for breakfast count as traditional masculinity? (Asking for a friend)

 

[Cnidarian]

braintot??????are you slur-ing me????
YOU HAVE COMMITTEE A THOUGHT CRIME AGAINST THE PEOPLES COMMUNIST REPUBLIC OF QUEERLANDIA
YOUR PUNISHMENT: 60 YEARS OF REEDUCATION, in an inclusive FORCED LABOUR CAMP, supervised By The Ministry Of Diversity And Inclusivity
Your charges: racist SLUR phobia agianst ethnicity CRIMES against homo denial of ethnic queer identity, colorism and abelsim
CASE CLOSED
SIGNED BY: THE MINISTER OF TRUTH

 

[Tablet County]

Roaches form complex societies with unique dialects per-colony, butterflies live, like, a month, and Nietzche wanted to fuck his sister. Beauty is a matter of perspective.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Sociopaths are not bad people

 

[Latrell Sprewell]

Ok, I went to sleep and was hoping that when I woke up the guy would have contacted me again, but no luck. I was sent a picture of Destiny's penis.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

when it comes to copying other people's illness symptoms Victoria is basically Kirby.

 

[Laburnum]

a stable furry population is crucial to a healthy internet ecosystem

 

[grenouille crétine]

Can regular people "feel their bladder"??

 

[spacko]

 

[Thé au lait]

If you want to fuck toasters, you're going to find toaster fucking communities because your parents likely don't consider that you want to fuck toasters and preemptively block toasterfucking sites, nor can they keep people with toasterfucking intentions from communicating with you because you didn't even know about toaster fucking before meeting this person.

im weeding guys im weeeeeeding
oh god I’m gonna
I’m gonna
weeeeeeeeeeeeed

 

[Tablet County]

She is worse than a lesbian. She is a furry.

I don't think I've ever witnessed quite this level of weird and gay.

I've never met anyone who gives a shit about 4k
your making this shit up

He's like if the Terminator was a homosexual who ate too much Wendy's.

It's okay to be wrong about someone but it's not okay to be Bri'ish.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

That is not a "chronic illness warrior", it's a "fat fuck committing Social Security fraud".

 

[Hooked on phobics]

There is no such thing as kindness

Like I said before many times over...slavery was one the best things ever to happen to this world

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

But yes slavery needs to be a thing. Sadly it didn't last in WW2

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm always 100% right.

 

[Aunt Carol]

bitch i have autism too i don't shit myself constantly the fuck??? it makes me retarded not fecally incontinent

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Art is Charles Bronson movies and cardboard cut outs of Sylvester Stallone. None of those things are video games, ergo video games cannot be art. Checkmate commies!

 

[0713]

That’s how I wanna go out. Spinning a basket ball in one hand and spinning my balls in another. Except I don’t want to be married to a Jew.

 

[Cnidarian]

It's like stepping on a mushroom cloud

 

[grenouille crétine]

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“can I just say it’s endlessly unfair that cologne gives me such gender euphoria and yet it’s so migraine triggering and inaccessible for me and so much of the disability community ”