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[S.C.U.D.]

Burt fact, thanks @DOORSTUCK for the find:
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I consume at 200+ grams of protein every day from Whey Protein Shakes, Perfect Amino, and KFC Fried Chicken.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Almost all important events in Romanian history happen in the winter. Because a Romanian man would start a revolution instead of shoveling his driveway.

I am nearly always right on politisperg matters because my hatred, disgust and dismay are universal and fairly distributed for all the political class, regardless of leanings.

Strange how you seem so well versed in Taylor Lorenz feet lore.....

Never ever risk yourself in any capacity to help a new Yorker, they aren't real people, they are livestock raised to feed hungry niggers.

It's debatable if America deserved 9/11 but New York certainly did.

This fucking guy bought a 9 pound tub of Bacon Up.

Boy would these people be hilarious to drop on a deserted island.

This video is autistic as fuck and the whole time I was more intrigued on whether or not this individual was a pooner or a really high estrogen male than the video itself.

That's the photo you see telling you the ravages of white phosphorus missiles or some shit.
That has to be a human right violation

A real documentarian would have torn up the plan on the spot and immediately retreated to the editing bay, never to emerge until he'd recut the entire film into a Grand Guignol cautionary tale about hubris, incompetence, and degeneracy. But no, he took years to produce a whitewashed fraud that played at one troon film festival and promptly disappeared so profoundly that it's as if he never made it at all.

just put the hard drives in a basket, leave them on Werner Herzog's doorstep and ring the bell

Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

I have questions.
Many questions.
I fear the answers.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Don't be Assad cause it's over. Be Asshappy cause it happened.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Hi Devin, I haven't heard from you since l sent you that long rant explaining how you're the true bad guy in this situation.

Source is Albert "Burt" Appouh from Fishtank.live season 3, from the leaked text messages in this post (credit to @Blackstar ) in which Burt shakes down one of his "tutoring"/test-taking clients for payment and threatens doxxing and blackmail.

 

[Windy Moors]

Ralph does a one arm dab because his arm is still fucked (16:25)

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Is it really a "fandom" when you're not even a fan of anything other than rape?

Why do all dog rapists have the same look?

Picture, for a second you are a furry (I know, nobody reading this thread possibly could), a socially ostracized and hated community.

 

[Smokeski]

back in my day Trolls backed off when these videos came out like NORMAL trolls .

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Is "she's a kind soul" the Minnesota version of the southern phrase "bless her heart" i.e. "she's fucking retarded"?

A huge majority of glowniggers are Mormons. Makes sense since you can easily control them due to having large amounts of family to threaten. Only downside is it's easy to spot them once you realize that Mormons are the only crackas who are good at basketball.

Is Joseph the first cuck?

Minnesota is a cuck blue state that slurps somali semen

(Apologies if I just spoiled Little House on the Prairie for anybody).

 

[Staffy]

Nah, zoey is just a schizo. Furina has more lore than just that. To quickly sum it up, she is basically the leftover result of Focalors, a hydro archon. She was cursed by being stripped of all powers except remaining immortal.
It's pretty similar to what happens to Loki in Son of the Mask.

In Son of the Mask Odin temporarily punishes Loki by stripping him of his powers. Very similar to Furina.

Furina probably wouldn't also be above turning her enemies heads into noses, like Loki in Son of the Mask. Marvel Loki would definitely do it too.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is Greenland for sale? Because if Greenland is for sale we should obviously buy it. Hello, Greenland? How much???

I’m not turned on by my ears but I enjoy listening with them.

I, sir, am no faggot. Faggots are our niggers. I'm merely gay.

 

[BirdUp]

No stalker children, we clean our plates here. This is why your mealtime is already over. Enjoy early bed prison.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"This C-list actress was molested."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How the fuck can anyone take him seriously when he sounds like Kermit the Frog with his nuts trapped in a desk drawer?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

White women fuck hedgehogs?

Just don't molest anyone.

 

[Randomrando]

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/s/ISXy0LHQnC

"if dick in pussy is gay sex then your dad is gay"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My head is starting to hurt. I'm going to go drink some watermelon.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Some are based, some are cringe, some are pedophiles.

My youngest cousin lived with me for a few months out of college and he was onto some incredibly suspicious stuff and he was also incredibly depressed, and my only real advice was nigga you need to stop watching so much anime.

Not sure if he's making a stupid joke or is just retarded.

The degenerate in the first image is somewhat on the right track (still going to Auschwitz).

Look modern dating may be rough, but I think there's a difference between dating a actual woman and jerking off to children. I just have a hunch.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

All according to keikaku*

*keikaku means oy vey

 

[Weebburner]

I wish my penis was powerful enough to take down the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'd George Floyd every Mustang owner, including force-feeding them fentanyl so they too can dundonuffin