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[Cun75p4rkl35]

my side hustle is harassing mentally challenged people online

 

[CallmeCicada]

it makes sense if you don't think about it
ie you're a nigger

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It was a mistake I made in highschool, I do not hold any futanari furries in my porn right now

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/572923

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"Looks like she hit the wall finally."
"Good thing I am in the ceiling. She can't reach me there."

Ha ha! Hear that Emily! A rodent can draw better than you!

 

[Doxmatix]

Im not comfortable in the ABP (after bowblax penis) timeline.

I just don't like how I had to see an uncut penis on the Lord's Day

The emoji is for ass, not pussy.

She will have other guys who want her to pretend to rev the engine of her Jeep and say “I’m too fat for it to move! I’m sorry, but mommy can’t get you to school in time!”

Where's all your WoW experience now Jason?

 

[30+GameOvers]

He looks like a white trash Santa Claus.

 

[Spud]

I love me a good nonce

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is the fire over now?

Did the Jews win again?

Mel Gibson was literally just ahead of the time.

 

[oldTireWater]

old horny bastards that would call a sex line and make the captions manual, meaning I had to listen to it and make corrections using voiceover.

Transcribers hate this one weird trick to get off!

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

So I've been posting facts in the politics thread about how the government uses violent video games like Call of Duty to warp our brains into killing for Israel

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does this look like the sort of man who WOULDN'T use a child's toy to rub one out?

I'm so glad I don't have an account; his nudes there just say "Adult Content" for me and that's how it's gonna stay.

I think there should be grenade launchers in vending machines

I referred to her as “shawarma lady” because I saw her with three of them. She smelled strongly of tahini and garlic, with a hint of BO.

He is literally a named party in the case. They can't just go "Your honor, our client is such a cunt that having him on the stand would torpedo our case."

I don't care who wins, I just want more embarrassing Patlore

Violence, the most feminine way to respond to anything. My chainsaw is why I carry an extra big purse, how about you other ladies.

Act like a retard nigger, get treated like a retard nigger.

If I was a nicer person, I’d try to figure out a way to prevent this

 

[Dr. Butt]

"asfasfasdfasfdasdfasfasfasfsadffffffffffffffffffffasdfsfsafsfdwfgasdgbdfbgdsgasdgdsbdb"
- U.S. Department of Defense

I was gonna say
COCK SWANGIN'
but then I remembered
NO COCK SWANGIN'

 

[Randomrando]

Do y'all think her ankle foreskin has smegma

 

[SNEED.EXE]

It has been reported previously that Yad-Elohim was hearing voices, seeing ghosts and thought he was an anime character at the time of the attack.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This is your brain on anime. Just say no to anime.

 

[Harm]

From the Bowblax thread:



"In a few minutes it will be 24 hours since I was tweeted Bowblax's onlyfans pictures

I can confidently now say I was raped. I haven't been the same. I'm quieter, I can barely speak, moving is harder. Time is moving so quickly yet feels like an eternity at the same time"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It sounds dumb, but Patrick is a dumb guy.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Is there any Pokémon character you think might be autistic?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonanime/comments/1hye7u9/is_there_any_pok%C3%A9mon_character_you_think_might_be/

 

[dvorak]

'Who is Shota' had me cracking up when I saw that yesterday. That should go in the header text rotation.

The Rekieta fandom is at a loss as to who he is upset at.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Go outside and eat mud, beetles, discarded children's toys, or whatever the fuck it is you do to recharge your goblin energy and calm yourself.