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[Hey Johnny Bravo]

please never thrust the words "cunny groypers" into my eyes without my consent ever again.

This made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I remember when I started to feel that my uterus was actually the most masculine thing about me

Since Emily left forever there's only 10/10 ripped chads here, no fatties in sight.

I can feel the sincerity flowing through my computer screen.

Damn even the cryptid known as black fatherhood couldn't stop this tragedy.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

i will never forgive trannies for stealing the vaporwave color scheme.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The men in dresses are so angry.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Come to my city some time. I'll teach your cock Poison Sting.

 

[Hitman One]

One Reddit user, Major-Membership-508, shared his awkward experience in a dedicated post on r/askgaybros titled “I saw my uncle at the gay sauna.”

 

[Oliver Onions]

"Stolas, please grant me a wife beater of true sanguine that it shall hide bloodstains from domestic abuse victims so I may command Mother to wash it."

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Germany is filled with something even worse than Muslims: Germans.

 

[frozen_runner]

The Woodchipper is unisex.

Every scanner is an ass-scanner, you just have to position yourself correctly.

Friendly reminder that hippies ruin everything.

Takis and gasoline, a very spicy mix.

Orange Chicken please, yes I would like the veggie spring rolls and a little sweet & sour sauce. No, I will not round up to benefit Children's Hospital. Do not forget my fortune cookie and chopsticks.

If we all focus our minds together, Martin Luther King Jr day will become David Lynch day, FOREVER.

Does anyone know if these executive orders help with ethics in games journalism?

>be canadian
>cant get a doctor

lol, stay mad doctor-cels.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Who's in for a second Spice Gurls derail?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Nobody is going to be locked away for looking at dwarf porn, you're massively overcomplicating this.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

bro come the fuck on thumbnail

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/591770

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick seems scared of chat lmao

 

[Gentlebastard]

Personally, I'd like to drag Europeans into being based, kicking and screaming.

You'd almost feel bad for him if he wasn't the most hateable fuck on earth.

i will never forgive trannies for stealing the vaporwave color scheme.

Just when I think I'm numb to it, sometimes the absolute absurdity of the state of things hits me anew.

They are exhausting people. They must be abhorrent to be around. What an utterly pedantic and miserable existence.

Can we loan these women to the Taliban for a week? I need them to see what real problems are like.

I think we should ban redditors from the rest of the internet, reddit should be a digital gulag for retards.

White people didn't evolve to consume curry, for your own health you should be eating McChickens like God intended

I want to add bejeweled swords to the handles of my bike

do yall see a smoke cock to or am I gay?

All 3952 pages of this thread is direct evidence of what happens when trolls challenge Fat to a shit eating contest.

He’s done nothing but eat shit since he stepped in it

I always forget about that. I think I blocked it from memory through sheer force of autism

I hate generative AI to begin with, but I am extra puzzled by people using it this way. This isn't a novel picture. It's not an Amish family floating in space or playing death metal or doing anything else that would actually be imaginative and require an artist's rendition, human or AI. They're sitting at a fucking table.

Look you sound really sweet and I'm sorry other guys are jerks to you.

Im not like that. Do you want to work in my brothel?

Sent from my iPhone.

When the pests had his phone number, they could text 'Do da bit' and seconds later he would. Utterly Patlovian.

 

[Poonocchio]

Disgraced former lawyer and alleged child cocaine supplier Nick Rekieta

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

They're in the walls, stalker child.

she unfortunately does not seem to have a thread here

 

[Dr. Butt]

Mass Sudoku. DO IT

Truly, America.

 

[Crex Crex]

I swear they are breeding Nazis in Tennessee.

I dont remember Skylanders telling me to shoot up my school.

I normally use X to look up drawings of dogs fucking kid's buttholes

Nigarian men think its sexy.

 

[Tablet County]

A black school shooter being radicalized by Ethan Ralph is literally like madlibs in real life.

What's up with the Counter Strike references? I played that shit since it was a mod, didn't see anything about being a cringe faggot groyper there, bros.

 

[demicolon]

Even the chuds are being replaced by diversity hires.