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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why the fuck did you post kid Megaman being molested by Samus Aran?

number of Trump EOs about spics: 8

number of Trump EOs about furries: 0

taco niggers stay losing

Just wait.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Your mouth writes an awful lot of checks and frankly I think my patience for you is becoming overdrawn.

 

[Haloperidol]

I'd argue that many humans don't pass the Turing test so if an AI can it passes even if it's faking it.

"Hey William."
"Yes, time-traveler?"
"You see stupid Warin over there?"
"The one who hath memorized the names of all sheep in the field and who did beat mine own cousin into the dirt for touching his hoe?"
"Imagine it were he instead of Joseph who raised the child Christ."

malevolent (emphasis on male)

 

[Potato Burrito]

I've been told that penetrating a trans vagina feels like drilling holes into polyurethane.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I wasn't making a pithy "democrats are the real racists" remark. I'm the real racist and I'm serious.

 

[invisibult plus+]

nigga someone call a lawyers @everyone

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Because you touch yourself at night.

eta: I am flying left seat this time. Yuri can go fuck himself.

I hope this was all a lead up to a reading of My Pet Goat.

Science tells me that shit comes out of those, common sense tells me it’s gross to lick them.

Shitfaced dudes are going to piss somewhere inappropriate. A military setting just makes it more likely that it will involve another human or something dear to them. I have been the witness, victim, or perpetrator many dozens of times. Sometimes you're the hero, other times the villain.

One of the big lessons of the Old Testament is that some people do not learn.

Have you ever considered burning a flag in front of town hall and telling the mayor to eat a dick?

If you aren't willing to assault an elected official in order to get better services then you aren't ready for freedom

They failed to mention that at the end of "the rainbow of safety" is the dungeon of butt rape.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sincerely, there's nothing too wrong with a faggot.

I'm not saying she has it great, but the US is not the worst place in the world to be a fat load.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I hope ICE deports his pus-smelling, skinwalking, camel humped, skinny-fat ass back to china where he'll be processed into chinese food-grade castor oil, A-S-A-A-P!

 

[PositiveMonk]

You need to pull a Budd Dwyer and ingest some 38 special, it's the only cure to this brain rot

 

[Hitman One]

If I was related to her I would help her pass the time by keeping her up to date on Kiwifarms drama. Shed learn all about Rikeita

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

do you have a plan for if you're ever right about something someday?

As a matter of fact I've actually been listening to the radio more than youtube lately because a conservative news talk show is more entertaining than a 6 hour video essay on why icarly speedrunning is connected to gay sex.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You people need to stop.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I feel like I've fully accepted I'm a lolcow at this point

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What. Why. Why would doing something that would legally bar you from coming within 500 feet of a school be your first reaction.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

the minions were right, never goon.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I obviously have no proof but I can promise I’m not gay enough to lie about something like this, but clearly I am autistic enough to remember it.

Mr. Veteran is my father, you can call me Retard.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I’ll just have my son’s wiener sliced up in Mexico, chuds! And start a charity to help fund others!

 

[stupid frog]

BUD PLEASE I AM CANADIAN. BUDDY PLEASE HELP I AM FUCKING CANADIAN. PLEASE BUDDY I AM CANADIAN, PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME

 

[World-ClassWrangler]