random_text.txt

[Aunt Carol]

“Pastathon”. He had to specify in the tagline that it was a “pasta marathon” and not “Pasta Hon”. Whatever, Pasta Hon.

it's short for Otaku Convention

"Wow! So I'm going to hell just because I lived a life of sin and never repented? Thanks MOM!"

 

[CaddestSlown]

You're an impotent whiner indulging in a power fantasy. Gamers aren't going to "rise up" and start a pogrom you delusional fucking sperg.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You don't goon to interracial pornography? What are you, Jewish?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I have never before seen a woman so thoroughly obsessed with penises.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not sure what the connection between playing grabass with mothman and being more liberal is, please explain.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Sounds like daddy needs to spend less time watching NASCAR and more time beating his son

But unfortunately linux is the best there is, it's like the transvestite prostitute with the least amount of STDs.
I hate computers. I hate software developers.

So what happened to Terry's alien?

 

[CaddestSlown]

My brother, I'm 30 fucking pages behind but I can't just let this shit sit, you needed to be told what her department even does and then called yourself a sapiosexual, all you want her to rule with an iron fist is your nutsack.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Idk about you, but I've never found myself in a situation where I had to discuss anything with someone named "cunnyfeet" in an amicable manner, so forgive me if I'm being too harsh on our local catgirl enthusiast.

joke's on you, i was not pretending to be retarded

You will Patpost and you will enjoy it, child.

Nah ignore me I suck cocks that graph showed the opposite of what I thought (therefore their methodology is completely wrong).

And that kids, is why you don't use the same username everywhere. You never know if you can get exposed as a weird incest fetishist that might be into drawings of little anime girls

Or just don't be attracted to children. How hard is that?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

My source? I made it up. @ me when I'm proven to be right. I will be.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

With no link being produced and she finally realizing she got taken, she rage-made the ambrosia salad.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wonder if Stand Up to Cancer is going to be able to collect that $100 from the IAN HATES NIGGERS foundation?

 

[Meat Target]

You shouldn't have to de-jew your fucking car, but here we are.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hot dogs are the best food to eat in the bath, in fact hot dogs are the best food to eat anywhere. You can keep hot dogs in your pocket, you can eat them on the toilet, you can even eat them at a table. If you're waiting in line at the DMV it's always good to make sure you have hot dogs in your pocket in case you get peckish.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can colonize her.

Now India gets nuked 6 times. I see no downside.

this year has barely started and he is already harassing hookers

I was just installing some weeb gacha game from the app store and I saw that the reddit app is now promoting itself as "the #1 trusted news app in America."

Jesus fucking Christ.

kiwifarms is, unironically and with 100% sincerity the most diverse place on the Internet.

So what you're saying is that the Mahabharata is actually an historical account of the finno-korean hyperwar?

You know, we do appreciate you being here, but it is acceptable now and again to have an unexpressed thought.

This based gook is 100% right.

Dammit, when will I learn NOT to eat while I'm reading here?

I hope the glowniggers leak your gay porn stash

cant wait for the "can you beat Dark Souls on Switch in a single Armtrak ride while Tyrone pleasures your wife?!" challenge videos

You can safely ignore literally anything that begins with "As a communist"

 

[The Taxman]

>finally manage to summon a succubus
>get some bitch in a Steve Jobs turtleneck that keeps asking you to invest in her startup

 

[Crex Crex]

I'm a single digit IQ Nazi simp and I think we should nuke israel

 

[Gog & Magog]

"I introduced myself, her name was [redacted]. She was from an affluent part of the area, [redacted]. She had been using drugs. I told her to get a grip on herself. I mean, I imagined that she may have prostituted herself or something, to get the drugs. Eventually I told her, "you can't be here for anything worse than my charge; I’m here for murder.” [redacted] started bawling again, perhaps worse than before. [redacted] was in for bestiality. [redacted] was staying in [redacted] with her dope dealer and he had videotaped her having sex with dogs. The entire police force had probably seen the videos, were talking about the videos and some were giving her a rough time. The inmates weren't any better, with their jibes and barking. [redacted] was the first woman I met with bestiality charges but far from the last."

 

[Jang Joo]

yes my EYE key !s st!ll unrespons!ve, dec!ded to use exclamat!ons wh!ch are just fl!pped as confus!ng as !t may be.

 

[Pedophobe]

They just have to be special at all costs, don't they?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

... would you like me to spread my VAGINA for you ?

to shut you up?

cause I will

I can't imagine our Null saying such things. It would take at least ten more citations to convince me.