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[Kirk Van Houten]

That's usually how I look in the ER, that one time I was at my house then woke up 3 days later in a hospital with a tube shoved up my cock my first instinct was "whoa this would make a killer selfie"

 

[Meiwaku]

From the People who ruined their Life thread. Where it started and how it ended.

>Twin 1 falls in love with a blonde white girl

>Twin 1 gets released from the mental asylum and starts living in a house in the woods, which was either previously abandoned, or he simply does not pay rent for.

 

[Wodanaz]

Now I am not into rap music, so I know Akon best as the guy who groped a 15 year old on stage, but I guess there are people who like that shit

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's going about this all wrong. Don't be a counter-racist fuck cuck, be a chad racist hatefucker.

You can't do any activism whatsoever without signing off on GAY HOMO NONSENSE and while I love the trees as much as the lorax I hate trannies more

Shortly after taking this photo, he inserted the entire cat into his rectum. RIP snuggles the cat.

That's exactly what a vampire controlling the world from the shadows would say. Post canine teeth, Vladimir.

I think I've done it. I've found the most Reddit post imaginable that doesn't involve molesting children.

Was India really a centuries-long Nurglite ritual this entire time?

"obviously this tragic air disaster was a result of the pilot having insufficient amounts of anal sex"

This is the only time in my life I've been jealous of Liz Fong Jones... imagine, the mercy of having impaired vision, would mean you would never have to see that

Being this fucking retard should be illegal and punishable by public execution

Yes, that’s right, your tax dollars paid for (and continues to pay for) the antics of CWC and will continue to do so, likely for the remainder of his life.

 

[AnOminous]

"My life was laid on display at the climax"

Nick Cuckieta talking about how much he loved being cucked.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

"Ooga booga bigger number of thing means bigger number of bad thing with it unga bunga marvel disney elizabeth warren's froopy vagina"

 

[Cnidarian]

If you as a vampire make it to 400 years old and your only passive income is SSI just step into the sunlight.

 

[CaddestSlown]

A Mexican American marine being called a white Nazi would make him feel like Pinocchio becoming a real boy.

 

[GettrGriftr]

The Dutch were defective Germans

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Damn. He punched the chud so hard that it knocked his bruises to the opposite side of his face.

 

[Gog & Magog]

You might be entertained to hear there could be a Jewish salute, but it has no pride: a straightened left arm down, behind the back (completely opposite to Hitler salute orientation) is an exact opposite and would advance you to Jew Score 8H to be tested the very same way except on the left. Certainly not suited for rallies, though.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Funniest fucking shit I've ever read on here, do you work at a circus?

That's why they're stuck in the inbred-retard cycle: they're retarded because they're inbred, and they're inbred because they're retarded.

 

[frozen_runner]

Damn that cow nice!

What haven't Indian men cum to?

what the fuck
where is a bucket?
i need to puke this instant

Advanced Buck Breaking Mechanics are in the works

When are Swifties going to be added into the DSM?

THE GOONERCIDE CONTINUES!!!!

This made me nostalgic for Good Old Railroad Tracks Porn

Sargon radicalized me through GamerGate.

I want my money back.

I'm not a fan of Hitler (radical opinion I know) but maybe he was too good for Germany after all.

Why is the West Coast so gay and retarded?
Is it microplasics brought on by the currents?

It's like the end of Friday, except it's Ice Cube who gets gay raped while the 'Hood laughs at him.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Damn, I really hope he lurks here and we slowly mind break him.

Ahhhh but I was already prepared to blame niggers. I suppose I'll just go to bed.

I'm gonna do literally nothing. I'm just going to laugh at faggot-ass homos like you.

I can't wait to see which BPD girl he inseminates next.

This was either something catastrophic, retarded, or catastrophically retarded.

a little autistic, but I will not apologize for finding that shit funny

I made my account because I was drunk lmao, as such I don't remember why I made it

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Chat is a vital function of the Farms. The clue is in the name: "Chat" is short for "containment housing autistic tards".

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

Please. 2 girls 1 cup was a cinematice masterpiece compared to anything blue ever has done or ever will do, with the potential exception of his inevitable suicide.

 

[LifeAlert]

THE INDUSTRY LEARNED THE WRONG LESSON AND NOW WE ARE IN THE CULT OF GRAPHICS AND SPECS!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

My dick cures oppression.

uncivilized, unintelligent, impulsive, violent, illiterate five- to ten-year olds

I post on AN my man, facts have no bearing on my conclusions.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I AM GAY, OMFG HOW HARD DO I HA E TO SAY IT

 

[Tread Miller]

"Child, I don't need your damn consent! I don't!"
"Yes you do, that's my line!"
"No, I do not your consent, trust ME! Don't get it twisted!"

He said, “in the mental hospital, do you have internet? Because I probably wanna see some lewd stuff in there.”

...surprise surprise, he sent a dildo to his girlfriend's house, after she gets out of the mental hospital.

"I mean, why else you think it's called the "White House"?"

"Exactly, I'm a fuckin' sperm whale, bitch."

"Do you really need to release that much sperm for the White House?"

Allies: Pedophiles, The Third Reich

The word cuck, isn't that a little racist to Canadians?