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[Haloperidol]

Better to have a stinkditch in the crotch than a stinkditch in the mind.

Potatoes emit poison gas as they decompose. Use them as bedding and you will die peacefully in your sleep, to the envy of the living.

Enjoy your rights, you fat cackling chode.

can't have a white kid with a white woman because the dating marketplace has been destroyed by Jews

 

[One Angry Computer]

Call me "Genghis Khan", for I'm about to cuck every married Chinese man.

 

[Tablet County]

Regan even had to resort to a hand from his monkey while he watched dressed as superman

I hope the episode is pulled from reruns so the victims never have to accidentally see their abuser having fun on tv.

i think getting some sloppy gash from a rough chick you don't care about but promised the world to is a male right of passage.

 

[Laburnum]

"I knew I had arrested development, but this is a new low. I am disturbingly retarded."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’d love to get two Beckys in a big ol’ jar and shake it up to see if they kill one another or mutually self-destruct first

 

[Gentlebastard]

Wait. There's no horse semen in the Healthy Food Pyramid.

A bit too much decorum for my liking

"Oh yeah? Well I pay DOUBLE taxes!"

The question isn't "did we or did we not?"
It's whether we did it because we're retarded, or if we became retarded as a result of doing it

Telling a woman she's "the only one for you" and you would "fuck her raw after your mom drives you to her house" to get her titty and ass pics are indeed not crimes.

the emotional strength of a crack whore crawling over broken glass to get her next fix

Don't ruin my hopes of an autistic war

At least his unibrow is nice and healthy.

I am fat and you will not have sex with me.

We are this close to Donald Trump Patposting.

I learned that the hard way when I had to fight a feral child

 

[Bill Evans 45]

At least in the bunkers in Greenland we won't have to read Tiny Tim, Fucked by a Space Octopus or whatever nonsense he's written.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Ugh, you sound like a fag, prolly cause you're a girl; faggots don't use Kiwifarms. Keep your Wrangler fantasies to yerself. I do hope y'all stay mad that Elon keeps on winning.
Punk ASS Bitches

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nobody reads Mein Kamph, Hitler was a shit writer

Funny you say that, one guy in my AoE2 group who is a terminal gooner with an incurable case of yellow fever had a meltdown in voice chat one night because he said that the Asian tag on the porn sites he goes to has more and more poojeet porn in it, or to be precise it's poojeetas either with a poojeet or a nigger.

That copper plate of tranny juice, that brings back memories. The whole "treating it like a cult" discussions, good times.

Phil: I'm going to set myself on fire in a symbolic protest!
Also Phil: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME IT BURNS?

every day another few hundred thots are going to register accounts to see if their spread butthole will make them a millionaire.

Get your shitty Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla out of the way, you filthy commoner.

Can't you see the Lincoln Town Car or Chevy Suburban carrying your betters!

Get on the metro where you belong.

They really are like the meme of Manray trying to give Patrick his wallet back.

I just want to say I'm very proud of you for trying to use punctuation and paragraphs.

Then again I'm someone who's a trans inclusionary radical misogynist

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

reddit was still pretty based

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's payday and I fucking love Björk.

Grant application deadlines don't give a shit if you're in hospital refusing to poo.

I think politics make her horny.

Did you get clit necrosis?

I am still holding onto resentment about stew.... 14 years later. So much rage I can't even really think about the event, or describe it here (also because I have seethed about it up and down the country, and the details would be enormously identifiable)

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

This is a safe space, you can say niggers.

 

[DickMain]

It's actually impressive how he manages to look like an absolute, utter retard just sitting there doing nothing. It's like he's emanating retard rays in every direction.

 

[Dead Lion]

Think of all the armless neko boys who are waiting for you with open... Umm... Just do it, faggot.

 

[Cnidarian]

 

[Pedophobe]

Batman, but disabled and retarded and only fights people who are opposed to prostitution.

The only people more autistic than lolcows are the people who study them.

Not sure if it’s pathetic or funny but it’s a bit of both.

 

[Doxmatix]

Autism, Gorl World, and Ravioli.

Make it stop! Too retarded

Got addicted to Xanax and alcohol, fled to Mexico, now yells into a tin can on Rumble.

"Damn, man, I wish I could see this new Captain America capeshit movie in theaters too, but my wife get fat out of nowhere and she maybe has cancer and is infertile."

I can't tell who's alogging who anymore

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

"you want me to write you a prescription for an inhaler? nah, just fuckin' breath, nigger."

 

[Tablet County]

they'll use crispr on a latinx to make george droyd but white o algo asi

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Dude really expected to wake up looking like the porn he wanks over every day. The unbelievable delusion of these gullible idiots

SRS thread in a nutshell (so to speak).