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[CallmeCicada]

I've never been known to care about consent.

 

[babadook]

But futa isn't a 3d platformer

 

[Pedophobe]

You're also engaging way too seriously with what was intended to be humour!

I finally put the puzzle piece together and spread awareness about that very dangerous organization

The writing is intense, disorganized, and filled with internet jargon, slang, and emotionally charged language.

I have a certain amount of notoriety for reasons that have nothing to do with this topic.

 

[Overly Serious]

If someone lit a match near your eyebrows you would turn into a candle you greasy retard. Wash yourself and go outside.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank God for this autistic man and his exhaustive dishwasher research.

They didnt fuck him. He willingly bent over and spread for them, there's a difference.

May your archives be swift, Kiwis.

Really? That's the fucking hill guano pile you're dying on?

Back in the day, folks would write A/S/L? On some AOL chatroom and jerk off to someone writing: “I sloooowly unzip my cardigan and my breasts peek out. They’re C cups and I’m not wearing a bra, I start moaning softly mhmmm”

Kids don’t know how lucky they are today.

That's the ugliest faggot I have ever seen, and I took drama classes so I have seen many a fag in my life.

That tattoo screams "I do anal on the first date."

Do Robot Fuckers Contract Electric Crabs

edit: i've made the mistake of sending the template to my wife. you must suffer with me.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

see, I read this and thought "oh the dog park thing is so you have something interesting to watch while you're getting tattooed," but then I read the rest of the comments in the thread and now I'm aware I'm the type of person to get into a windowless white van because they said there was candy.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

nothing's manlier than smelling like absolute ass

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Here you see a guy who's eyes are so close together he can barely perceive the present, unlike great visionary Joshua Connor Moon who can see at least 1488 possible futures.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"Where we're going, we won't need dicks to consent accident."

Wow I just sat around and thought: Women do not have penises

 

[Thé au lait]

When she looked at me with that wall-eyed stare, reached deep into my heart and told me I was a faggot, that's when I knew.

I mean I can't say no to a tard after my own heart.

Well hello there.

This is whitest thread on the farms, ever.

ETA:

you’ve been stalking my profile for months, shitbag. Maybe drop into my dms and flirt. We can be stupid together.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

“Erm, we noticed in your coom-folio that you haven’t jacked off to enough cartoon horses or children.”

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

"Mr. President, a second fat lesbian pedo has hit the beauty parlor"

 

[Sperg Spectating]

P.S. I seriously don't wank it to futa OR insects, what the fuck?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

And you didn't even eat her out first? Rookie mistake. You always go spelunking before you exchange ideas on policy.

Yeah, it's funny that hardcore political sperging is supposed to come after inserting the worm...

Not how 'eating out' works but keep trying, king.

MISSIONARY ONLY WITH THE 20 YEAR OLD ANIME GIRL

Imagine being sober on KF.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Regardless of current day feminist dogwhistles that's clearly a dyke, dude.

Not all men get to pass on their genes, you ain't got a right to pussy communism.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Bro, have you ever heard what a paragraph is?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Am I the only one who doesn't care if white girls fuck dogs?

 

[Croak & Caw]

His nhentai account has a Saber doujin too. This guy is jacking it to @WelperHelper99 's wife.

 

[Towoman]

You found my porn accounts

I can't stress it enough: My nhentai account isn't mine anymore. What the fuck even are those doujins? I would never even look at any of these tags whatsoever...!

Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however.

Because I am a fucking idiot, and it appears that I've dug myself an even bigger hole. I am not even sure what to do now. Fucking hell...

 

[often puzzled]

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