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[Tablet County]

Also, the fucking thread went from discussing the sexual development of animals to fucking Tariq Nasheed.

Accusing you of being an animal rapist might make me look retarded but telling stories about wanting to fuck animals makes you look like an animal rapist.

 

[Dr. Butt]

that is the most unintelligible 88x31 button I think i've ever seen

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Starting to think they burned witches because they were tedious, not evil.

They’ve certainly set the global standard for fake moon landings.

The whole thing reeks of piss jugs, unwashed programmer socks and bathtub HRT.

The New York Times cloned Jeffrey Epstein to take down Joe Biden. Obviously. But the real question: how are the Russians involved? Looking forward to updates on this.

Gotta do something about the beaners, chink spies, central bankers, MIC kingpins, and American politicians first, bud.

@Magic Pickle :

Spoiler: Kelly Ronahan called and said "Keep picking at it!"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Now taking epitaph submissions for Jake's foot.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I have hate, and I hate all all you motherfuckers. This website is kike trash.

I hope all of you realize you're being used by Israelis, you stupid fucking faggots.

You are spent machinery, repurposed. Useless, absent this place.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to wear a lead vest, my SPF radiation lotion is 400 proof, yet your glow is giving me a burn.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

How can you be bald and still have dandruff? He looks like Pluto if he discovered Reddit and Hentai

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ellen-woodbury-pizzacake-pizzacakecomic.205488/post-21436657

 

[Aunt Carol]

Someone please help Horny666SexMachine out.

Men write about shit, women write about piss.

sorry for formatting i got progressively more drunk while writung this

 

[Ed Special]

Nigga took 2 Advil and started acting like Whitney Houston (rip)

 

[Pedophobe]

Pro tip: you can say nigger here.

this must be what it feels like to be committed to an insane asylum where nobody believes you're sane

Some people are too stupid to be allowed online.

 

[Tablet County]

Use "Uoh " in any context that is not about lolicon, child tummy, erotic, etc. I fucking dare you. Embarrass yourself.

I am fucking suffering. Uoh

Sorry Nool this was too funny.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

She wasn't a tranny, though, she was just Iranian.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Sorry Nool this was too funny.

UOHHHHH DEDICATED OOPERATOR ! ! ! HARDWORKING ADMINISTRATOR ! ! !

UOHHHHHH!!! PROCESSING PAYMENTS!!! MAKING MONEY ON THE INTERNET!!! RECEIVING PAYMENT FOR GOODS AND SERVICES!!! EROTIC!!!

OH NO MY J-OSHI!

One day Josh is going to silently retire the Chris sob emoji. And we'll have only ourselves to blame.

 

[Meat Target]

Or, you're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of cope and sneed but of dilate. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of an impotent skelly bisexual's imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Balldo Zone!

"What dose of hard narcotics produced from violent narcostate paramilitaries a man gives to his child is HIS business."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Like cold fusion, except with hookers instead of infinite energy.

Go down into the anime dungeon threads if you enjoy consistently retardation.
Guard your heart, though. That place changes you.

I’m also a bit apprehensive about consuming anything handled by a retard’s unwashed, booger- and dingleberry-caked hands

Can you fucking spergs stop talking about orgasms in my political autism thread

 

[Justice Tony]

you know this video is made by a kiwifarmer because it's 3 hours of calling him gay

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

"So firm and resolute was my penis."

 

[Metamorpho]

When smiling manifests a third chin you should probably have a walk that doesn't involve holding the analog stick up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I want tits