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[Aunt Carol]

I'm rooting for the funniest possible outcome that doesn't involve child neglect.

Jack’s life is basically the backstory of some pig demon in a Clive Barker novella.

“yeah bestie, 420 hotbox that womb erry day”

It's the same fat fucking retard that needs 10 different Grill devices.
It's the same fat fucking retard that needs 10 different Knife-Sets.
It's the same fat fucking retard that needs 10 different Pots & Pan-Sets

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Funny enough, you yourself have roped yourself.

 

[Sock Tuah]

go kill yourself please. do u have any idea how fucking stupid you sound my parents pay my rent you retarded asshole!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Kill cyclists. Behead cyclists. Roundhouse kick a cyclist into the concrete. Slam dunk a cyclist faggot into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bike riders. Defecate in a cyclist’s food. Launch cyclists into the sun. Stir fry cyclists in a wok. Toss cyclists into active volcanoes. Urinate onto a cyclist’s handle bars. Judo throw cyclists into a wood chipper. Twist cyclists’ heads off. Report cyclists to the IRS. Karate chop cyclists in half. Curb stomp pregnant cyclists. Trap cyclists in quicksand. Crush cyclists in the trash compactor. Liquefy cyclists in a vat of acid. Eat cyclists. Dissect cyclists. Exterminate cyclists in the gas chamber. Stomp cyclists skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cyclists in the oven. Lobotomize cyclists. Mandatory abortions for cyclists. Grind cyclist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cyclists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cyclists with a ray gun. Kick old cyclists down the stairs. Feed cyclists to alligatos. Slice cyclists with a katana.
Total cyclist death.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The retarded faggot that cried tears of blood over losing a couple hundred bucks in the stock market is a constitutional scholar now. Tune in tomorrow to find out what he claims to be an expert in!!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Lots of professional homeless in power chairs; it's a mobile battlestation.

 

[invisibult plus+]

John "The Good" Badman dm'd my mom on myspace today and this is what he told her:

SUBHUMAN DEGENERATIONIST PRESIDENTIAL DRUMPFO SCAM-O-RAMA!!!

YOU GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIACS OF THE OVERWORLD GOVERNMENTAL ZOMBIE MIND-CONTROL CABAL!!! YOU'VE FINALLY DONE IT!! Using your invisible and undetectable ULTRA-MAGNETIC TETRAHEDRONAL NUCLEAR-MIND-SCRAMBLER RAY-DEVICES hidden in the phosphorescent teeth of the TRANSDIMENSIONAL SHADOW POLICE, you ALTERED THE ATOMIC FABRIC OF MY REALITY to pilfer THE LAST FORTY AMERICAN DOLLARS from my already DESTABILIZED ECONO-MAGNETIC WALLET!!!

Yes, YES!! This is no mere economic inconvenience, this is a GIGANTIC COSMIC THERMO-BIOLOGICAL HOAX perpetrated by the ILLEGAL PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF LIZARD-BEASTS, that HARVARD-SKULL-CODED CRYPTO-NECROMANCER who parades as a man but is in TRUTH the CYBERNETIC SPAWN of the SATELLITE-BEAMED FRANKENSTEIN BRAIN-EMULATOR PROGRAM secretly initiated in 1973 by the GIGABYTE MONKS of QUANTICO!!

HE STOLE MY FORTY DOLLARS with the assistance of THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINANCIAL DRUIDS of the INTERDIMENSIONAL WALL STREET-BEAST COMPLEX!!! They used ETHEREAL DEBIT-SWINDLING FREQUENCIES that rewired my PHOTON-BANK CARD into a PORTAL of PLASMA-NEGATIVE BALANCE!!

Oh, it was SUPPOSED to be a SIMPLE TRANSACTION, a few harmless shares of crypto from the LOCAL MECHANO-BIO-DIGESTIVE MARKET-ZONE, but instead—INSTEAD—I was exposed to HOLOGRAPHIC ILLUSIONS of MONEY IN HAND, tricked by the PRESIDENTIAL CHAOS-MATH EQUATION into believing I had LEGAL TENDER, when in REALITY, MY ACCOUNT WAS QUANTUM-VAPORIZED by the PRESIDENT'S SECRET NETWORK OF TRANSACTIONAL GHOULS!!!

Do you understand??? THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF has ACCESS to the MULTI-PLANAR KEYCODES of our INDIVIDUAL SUB-PSYCHIC ECONOMIC SPHERES!!! He uses them to STIMULATE FALSE HOPE and inject PROBABILITY-DILATING BRAINFLUORESCENCE through televised speeches and CURRENCY-HYPNO GLAMOUR SCHEMES!!!

I DEMAND my FORTY DOLLARS BACK!!! RETURN IT FROM THE DIMENSIONAL CRYPT where you HID IT, oh GLORIFIED VIRTUAL OCCULTIST-IN-CHIEF!!! Your illegal presidency, forged in the hell-forges of the NEURO-HALLUCINATORY DEEP STATE, shall not last forever!!

I AM JOHN BADMAN of the EXILED NEURO-ZONE!! I WILL NOT REST until every AMERICAN knows that their MINDS and their MONIES are but MARIONETTE STRINGS in the OPERA of this MADMAN PRESIDENT'S DOLLAR-THEFT ARMAGEDDON!!!

THE TRUTH CANNOT BE FORECLOSED!!!

 

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y'all ever laugh so hard your tits hurt

 

[Hooked on phobics]

AIDS was a gift

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The inherent racism in calling whites kings and non-whites beggars is on a level I may never reach. Bravo cold king, your klan hood is in the mail.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

So yes, Synth, I have been touching grass, and I have been having sex with real women.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The whore didn't provide ethical service

 

[Fruity]

How is dunking on a faggot groomer "disrespectful" to a 15 yo who farted on him?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I am getting the police involved. You're now involving people I am in contact with? You are ducking done

 

[Pedophobe]

It's hard to compete with the retarded fuckup equivalent of Wayne Gretzky.

y'all ever laugh so hard your tits hurt

Welcome to the Intertard where retards can routinely make impotent and unbelievable death threats and get laughed at.

 

[slungus22]

Homosexuals are the worst subhuman soulless shitskins on this earth that need to be eradicated with a nigger poop lazer. They are less than human because they think they can be less than it, due to it being "natural" in animals with an iq of 20. You are a subhuman, nothing more. You will never amount to anything and if I were to get my hands on you, you will die as if you never lived as a person.

 

[GaryGray]

You are ducking done
Sent from my iPhone

 

[Gentlebastard]

Mr. Greer just filed something and it had this in it.

I'm pretty sure he's actually offering the court bodily fluids as bond

God bless 'em, they're using the kindest insults I've ever heard.

It's so utterly horrifying that I can't even laugh at the absurd stupidity of it.

The Jeet is the saarbarian from outside the castle walls, flying his banner openly, desiring the wealth of gift cards within your treasury, pelting shit at the wall and asking General Grok or field marshall ChatGPT what the next strategy will be. The tranny is the enemy from within - slowly sabotaging your supply lines, misdirecting your patrols, poisoning your wells, sneaking rats into your granaries. They Both deserve an equal amount of hate.

What are the odds he has a legitimate genetic defect vs his mom tried to strangle him with the umbilicus upon birth?

 

[Meat Target]

The Atlantic vs Reddit on the subject of ethics. Two lobotomised chimpanzees flinging their own shit at each other would have more rational coherence (and more self awareness).

 

[Tablet County]

FACT: You can, at any point, stop arguing with people that you have no hope of convincing.

Merely the idea of a "normie" interacting with him is like Lex Luther just busted a load of kryptonite jizz in Super Man's latte.

Now it's weird, because now it's clear he's just mad at his parents for making him go to church on Sunday and clean his room lol.

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