random_text.txt

[Gog & Magog]

Apparently anti-pickle moralists are part of the reason why we currently have school lunches.
The pickle part seems anti-Jewish, but the pork immediately contradicts it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Smh you don't need to goon to every scantily clad anime girl.

I dunno, the idea of Uran as someone's wife sounds disturbing. Not because she's got the body of a child, but because she's known to break stuff.

Yeah well call yourself "James" all you like, my cock is still going up your vagina and I'm still calling you a slutty little fuck whore while I fuck you in your pussy and rape you and totally misgender you just to add to the fun.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I've paid my dues, so fuck the Jews.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's penis inspection month.

I think the Jews are OK. I know everyone on the farms hate them, but no Jew ever called me a nigger retard...

Unless they did and I didn't hear it. Or they had their golems do it. Although, one did take my foreskin, and I'm pretty upset because while I like the look, my showers are pretty boring, and I feel like cleaning the foreskin would be a very zen thing.

The black kids kept sagging. Every time sagging comes up, I always wonder why they continued to sag. I guess there are many, many better questions that remain unanswered.

You cannot fathom the reason for the things they do, because they also don't know.

If the crackhouse isn't within walking distance of a Whole Foods, keep driving.

art museums are the last bastion of whiteness left in the world.

they're all fucking unprotected as shit, there's nothing stopping you from just walking up and rubbing your dick on 90% of famous artwork on display

the museums like it that way, they fucking HATE having to even put up little velvet ropes (it's so... gauche) and encasing something in lexan or glass is, well, nigger-tier

Chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and bologna
Chicken & macaroni, killing all the homies

Silence, pink triangle!

Ever heard the saying, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

A bear is a man who will shit on your wood. (Your penis is the wood)

Was it safe to release that snake? Now that he has a taste for penis he may attack again

That and the power of child sewer gangbangs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I might be biased because I’m A) attracted to women and B) attracted strictly to the living, but none of that seems appealing.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Laughing about being a domestic abuser.
I suppose that is pirate behavior.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

The obvious way is to bluetooth chip a fleshlight...

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

May you have the warm and soft hands of a gentle and amenable stranger to cradle your balls as you sleep.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

half nigger, half brit

This child is basically indian

 

[SNEED.EXE]

BREAKING NEWS: NIGGER SHAT ON THE FLOOR

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I remind you that there is someone well documented on this website who legally married a stuffed animal of a My Little Pony character. There is no bar too low for some.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Real examples of gas chamber bait, real 'feed them to the furnace' type people.

 

[Asian tech support]

I usually buy my bananas in bulk, so I will go to self checkout and buy like 80 pounds of bananas, and sneak in like an extra 50 pounds in there for free, what is that bitch gonna do, weigh ALL of the bananas. They have never caught on to my scheme.

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I don't think a part-time role at 7/11 covers his chastity cage and fetish gear budget

 

[Gentlebastard]

Have you heard of therians? It's like an intentional separation between furrys(fucked in the head sex weirdos) and children who identifies as animal. They're like the Furry Jugend, furries in training/grooming, and I don't like it.

That’s got to be AI. I’m just gonna tell myself that it’s AI.

Pretty much every day for the past 2 months has seen him do something that made everyone here go "What a fucking moron. Does he think this makes him look good?"

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I should not have lit myself on fire as it's not going to solve anything.

Zachthephoenix on TikTok

Doctor McNinja's dad would disagree.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Honestly, even over a decade later, I'm still kind of disappointed that real women can't turn into velociraptors.

(Couldn't figure out how to import quote into my previous post, apologies.)

 

[Hitman One]

You make an interesting point, Mr. Gay Porn.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm not joking — I fully believe there are Mossad agents employed to be on Kiwi Farms in an effort to sway public opinion in favor of the Jews. I am suspicious of anyone defending H3, and I'm sure at least 70% of them are covert Mossad agents with multiple tabs open ready to give me trash and hat reacts.

 

[Markass the Worst]

the type of women i like:

1) has a pulse (optional)