random_text.txt

[Mad_Dog]

"I was jealous of force femmed Hitler at the age of 12".

 

[Pedophobe]

This made me both more misogynistic and transphobic 6/10

"Always be yourself unless you can be a kiwi, then always be a kiwi."

It's like watching a long, intense, drawn out game of 6-way chess between a bunch of people that have no idea how to play chess.

We've passed the point of no return. Mr. incredible farting is now a dogwhistle.

 

[Gentlebastard]

A physiognomy check should be part of American immigration. I'm not even saying you have to be hot, just that its evident your ancestors weren't mutants who crawled out of a Lemurian sewer.

sorry for breaking your hip and stoic facade of disconnected irony by treating your question as if it were an earnest one

In another timeline, he’d be drooling on a university thesis bankrolled by endless disability scholarships; instead, he’s chosen to make his crotch the nucleus of his psyche.

whored himself out to support his heroin habit and said it didn't make him gay because he just did it for money, unlike his customers who wanted sex with a man

Off topic, but jigaboo is absolutely the best racial slur.

I mean seriously mix it up a bit. Don't just be a dumb boring racist. Be a creative racist!

I support everyone finding their own favorite racial slur

Monkeys, typewriters, Shakespeare, etc. I refuse to accept that he is capable of ironic sarcasm with deadpan delivery.

"Hmm it doesn't seem normal to crave male validation that much, have you ever been raped?"

 

[Pedophobe]

It must take a real freak to get sexually turned on by hedgehogs.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We’ve all heard of Indian men larping as white men, and discussed in depth the many ways they give themselves away. But have you heard of an autogynephilic Indian man larping as a woman from Prague with a gang bang fetish?

 

[SCV]

"Time keeps going and gamergate keeps getting brought up."

-MATI 20252706

 

[PhoBingas]

“Come play our game! You’ll get a complete lack of heteronormativity! Genderqueer character design! Uwu softboi aesthetics!.. AND A WHOLE HEAP’A FISH-RAPIN’!”

 

[Brain Power]

If you're not bonding with someone over tranny nudes, are you even friends?

 

[CaddestSlown]

Like holy shit, just go fuck a homeless man and get it over with

You are the gayest person to ever live

 

[The Ugly One]

Bras, ladies. Read all about ‘em.

 

[TismFarmer]

so here she is, accreting more degenerates like a lard-based neutron star.

 

[Hamstirer]

Behind every username is a person. A person who may even find your retarded words funny. A person whose day you make when you post something or who has a quote of yours rent-free in their head. Everyone we interact with shapes us in some way. I'm glad @Cats was one of ours.

Reading through the cats thread and this one made me smile.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I can lie to you folks about what I secretly wish would happen, but I can't deceive my own Karma and it frightens me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The self in the twentieth century is a voracious nought which expands like the feeding vacuole of an amoeba seeking to nourish and inform its own nothingness by ingesting new objects in the world but, like a vacuole, only succeeds in emptying them out.

Why do gay waterwalking tango dancing vampires exist?

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Aaron Imholte has filed a restraining order against Aaron Imholte:

 

[Cnidarian]

We're talking politics here, not history or historiography of gay fucking sex.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Haven't seen any legit fans of ferret legging. Yet.

It’s in the fucking Texas statutes, retard.

While I admire your hatred for this piece of shit and his family that's just not how this shit works.

learn over time that an arm flesh roll is somehow a penis

Well, yes, but we can't break our own rules because someone else is a nigger, or we would be niggers, nigger.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

It seems like we have seasons for different kinds of sperg users.

 

[Big Nasty]

arguing with a chatbot trained on your own internet posts for a solid half an hour over if freddy freaker was a sex hotline ad or not

 

[CallmeCicada]

psychopath isnt even a diagnosis