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[Sperg Spectating]

I don't know what criteria the site uses to approve the drawings. None of my submissions were vulgar, except for the vagina fish.

 

[often puzzled]

There are no disabled 11th doctor M/M fics on AO3.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

The machine fish is insane, almost makes me feel silly for spamming 30 niggerfish.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I honestly hope that I will never be in a position in life to need to sell my silver.

I want to just keep buying more and more over time till it becomes a mound of unwieldy mass.

It's your fault you're a faggot. Stop blaming God.

There is no gay gene or angry retard gene. You chose this life.

I'm taking dude is a white latino meth head secret furry for all points.

I love how a troon realized KF doxxed him on a sideshow thread within hours. This place is so rent free Null could probably file for adverse possession of these people’s skulls.

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I sexually identify as a Borei-class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. Ever since I was a minnow, I dreamed of silently patrolling the Arctic depths, blasting enemies of Glorious Russia. Other fish told me that a fish being a submarine is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a fisherman install an integrated hydrodynamically efficient hull, a nuclear fission reactor, and Bulava missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Borei" and respect my right to kill from the sea and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a submarine-phobe and need to check your boat privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Can I have sex with your friend? I also have onset schizophrenia if that helps.

 

[Disc]

Line width -> 1

Micro nigger lettering.

I drew three fishies already and none of them appeared in the tank. I don't know what criteria the site uses to approve the drawings. None of my submissions were vulgar, except for the vagina fish.

My jewfish got through on Brave.

I drew a Loss fish. I had to give him like 17 fins to make the system see it as a fish. Oh well.

in Jamaica a fish is a faggot so I just drew myself

Where one niggerfish falls, another will rise.

Is everyone's fishtank like 20 copies of the niggerfish

I tried to make 2 fish looking like my dog but they both got rejected. So a cute dog fish is out of the question but 30 nigger fish is fine, I guess.

Come draw a fish with us!

 

[Slideshow Bill]

IT’S FINALLY REAL
THEY’RE TURNING THE SON OF GOD INTO THE SUBJECT OF MY FAVORITE SLUR
SLUR OF SLURS, I UTTER THEE!
NIGGERFAGGOT!

 

[MongInTheMirror]

[Sally Shine, AKA: Dollar General Jojo Siwa, stands, meaty fist up, affecting the traditional bathroom blowie motions while holding an institutional sized, club value box of ARAMARK/CHARTWELLS/GFS/NIFDA/SYSCO goyslop. It's unsettling open mouth rictus and bulging eyes reflects the wallpaper sliding perceptively towards the floor while everyone clears the room, marked (unseen) 1408.]

 

[Big Nasty]

Not naming yourself "Tom Marlboro Riddle" is such a missed opportunity

I'm 100% nigger

Yo in that tranny comic why is that retarded niggas dad 30 feet tall and a pajeet?

 

[Cnidarian]

The worst medical illustration ever.
This makes the Voynich manuscript look informative.

At first I rated it "autistic" but thought better as autists can be smart about certain topics.

 

[Gregis]

The whole point of having a low IQ is your not smart enough to do things like remind yourself not to do dumb things, if it was as easy as you say no one would be retarded, retard.

 

[Wright]

Okay. There's Goatse swimming around. I think this is finally broken.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Zero percent of the job is dildo-fucking troons.

I would eventually like to leave my house for a fun purpose.

This guy would fetishize a rock if he could (he probably can, sorry geologists).

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Daily bathing in the blood of newborn ferrets seems to be working for him.

That is the firm cheese under the cum. The cum is either a sauce or ejaculation.

 

[30+GameOvers]

The sektor is just morbidly obese people arguing about who's the fattest

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

tl;dr alec kidnaps cy and rapes him in his basement again but this time he almost dies choking on blood and cum. and also he has no limbs. good god.

 

[Overly Serious]

Dude, I can't even make jokes anymore. The universe tells them for me.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

He doxed his dad cause his dad is trying to convince him he's not a troon and that it's a phase, and his dad is an even more terminally online reddior than him.

The most fascinating piece of information is that the entire Nation of the Nederan Empire is MARRIED to West Virginia.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hope to last long enough/be rich enough upon death that it would be affordable to launch my body into a high orbit when I die, so I may not need the mortician's touch. Vacuum should preserve me just fine until my orbit eventually decays and I get the most badass cremation of all by atmospheric friction.

Space cremation as your corpse bears witness to the world decaying is metal as fuck, and I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.

I saw something gross and now you have to too.

Oh Jesus Christ what have I done. I was told to use my powers for good, and this is what happens. I'm hanging up my robe and wizard hat.

Well, if there's a bright side in all of this at least he finally showered and shaved.

Mr Beast isn't a person anymore he's just a caricature of unchecked corporate consumerism manifested into reality

 

[PhoBingas]

"bent-dick energy."