random_text.txt

[Meat Target]

looking at this is far worse than any death threat

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Reddit has plenty of freak mods that got off on the powertrip alone, like that trooner dude that was super into sonic and raped his mom or something along those lines.

 

[Dr. Butt]

various combinations of weird, retarded, gross, lame, and gay

"Kiwi Farms".

 

[Aunt Carol]

Osmosis Jones set inside Jack would look like biological Fallujah.

I don't remember Alucard being 5ft and smelling like tuna.

 

[Dr. Butt]

That you need this explained means you are either retarded or jewish.

 

[Laburnum]

"you're mother is a whore and your father is a gay... because you're also a gay like super gay man... fuck you bastard..."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Holy fuck, Salvatore, nobody wants a goddamn Muppet-sona.

There's nothing identifiable north of the urethra.

michigan is a hellhole for other reasons today.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I could see someone wanting to rape him. Small, effeminate, dorky and kinda faggy.... And very full of himself / entitled.

I could absolutely see someone raping him, both for being ideal "prey" and "deserving it" in a predators mind (sometimes rapists might go for worse people thinking it makes it less immoral)

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine having to dig up your dick every time you feel the need to wear it/take it on a walk. It's like Frankenweenie all over again.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What you need is the kind with a suction cup on the bottom, preferably with balls to help ensure it lands on the suction cup. A small dab of Krazy Glue in the suction cup and it will chemically weld itself to the floor as soon as it lands. I mean sure a random dildo is funny, but increasingly angry people trying to rip a dildo off that won't let go is hilarious.

Evidently you don't hate journalists enough.

Gotta fight retarded with retarded. They make life difficult being retarded? Play retarded right back and make their lives difficult.

I feel like I’m on a FBI watchlist already

 

[Dr. Butt]

"vandalism, slurs in usernames, and unsavory fish"

Dude, that's basically like fish apartheid, man.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Neither the ED nor the PD has a Cyber Twat division that would give a shit about this.

I've never read that garbage and never will. You don't need to read it because there was a TV show. Which I have never watched. There's internet memes, and that is sufficient.

So it's possible to groom an autistic person into having a fetish that leads them to believing that mutilating themselves will make them "whole" and their "true self". Huh. I'm sure that doesn't apply to anything else. No sir.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Best of Draw a Fish (up to page 20):

Nevermind, six million more niggerfish please!

My rendition of 9/11 and the five dancing israelis feat. jumpers was not accepted despite being exceptionally fish-like (thank you airplanes).

In the tank, nobody knows you're an eel

I can no longer keep updooting the niggerfish, I am tired and must get ready for bed.

If you see a weird and unsettling-looking fish, it's me.

I raise you a Guntfish riding a Niggerfish.

Little dumb while we're all here:
I wish I raised fish for a living.

draw a fish dot com? Really? Who cares?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Ah. I have a KiwiFarm thread. Time to repeatedly bash my skull into the wall and give myself brain damage. Okay now give me 9 thousand dollars

I will point out, though, that Frank is probably preparing to lotion up his hog to read this thread.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

as a catholic it disappoints me that they won't get to experience the euphoria of getting eaten by a lion

 

[Relinquish]

it's a fucking miracle that you glue eaters all had just enough oxygen to get past birth

 

[Dr. Butt]

Best of Draw a Fish up to page 40:

I'm glad that I lived to see meatwad swim with niggerfish, hitlerfish, and the kiwifish.
It's the small things in life that make you appreciate moments like these.

WHAT LINE DO I HAVE TO DRAW TO MAKE THIS A PURE 41% FISH
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

A-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub!

I have learned that I'm not very good at poorly drawing fish.

Came for the poorly drawn fish, stayed for the buttholes and swastikas.

MODS APPROVE MY FISH

You've offended an "18+ HYPER BIG-BALLS GROWTH-FUR" furry with your indecency.

COELACANTH!

nice gay fish you have there, be a shame if someone smote it

I try to make a Jewish Jellyfish and it cock blocks me. The guy hates Jews, hates Jellyfish. What a niggeredly programmed site. It even has a kippa.

 

[SITHRAK!]

I don't need to fuck myself right now but I am tarded sure

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's where she went wrong. She hasn't even read Locke.

 

[Mound Dweller]

The server may be non ERP but the content of that post sodomized my eyes.