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[ProgKing of the North]

I'm overjoyed that I inspired so much butthurt in my first week here that people form queues to immortalize my wisdom and quote me.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I'm overjoyed that I inspired so much butthurt in my first week here that people form queues to immortalize my wisdom and quote me.

"I was only pretending to be an absolute legend!"

 

[Army Burger]

I am a girl but I wonder if it would feel good for a man to stick his hand in a Kermit doll and then sort of open and close the mouth so it's like he's nibbling on the penis.

 

[Foxxo]

//So dapost? :3

Le gr

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I did rub my urethra and anus as a result of discomfort (my parents never taught me how to wipe properly and I had to learn it myself) but there was nothing stimulating about that

 

[Wakko Warner]

All of these are from reviews of Dumbo:

THEY DID THE “LET’S GET READY FOR DUMBOOOO” GAG TWICE. THEY DID IT TWO SEPARATE AND DISTINCT TIMES. NOT JUST ONCE. TWICE. DEAR GOD, SAVE MOVIES. I DONT KNOW IF THERE WAS A POST CREDITS SCENE BUT IF THERE WAS IT WAS PROBABLY 5 MINUTES OF “LET’S GET READY FOR DUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” I WANT TO DIE.

I will never forgive Tim Burton for taking a big jumbo dump on the Pink Elephants scene.

someone needs to ban Tim Burton from using any digital technology or computers to make his movies
also you can tell that mermaid girl’s lifelong dream was probably to be in a Tim Burton movie

 

[Army Burger]

I'm starting to think buying six pokeball plus wasn't very smart.

 

[RG 448]

I’m leaving this forms. I fucking don’t want to be here anymore.

 

[Desire Lines]

Hello. Today’s date is 4-04-2019. Allow a black man to go to the past, and discuss the matters that occurred on 4-01-2019, while it is still fresh on a black mans mind

Near Dylan was walking down the street yesterday. Whistling a tune and just minding his own business. When suddenly Trent appears. “Oh hey, what’s up Trent.” Near Dylan’s says. “Oh hey. Not much. Just chillin, like a villain, with my anus.” Trent explains to a man. “Oh okay” near Dylan’s says.
“Yes that’s right. I do indeed have an anus.” Trent explains to him. “Nice man. I gotta go.” Near Dylan says as sweat begins to run down his brow. “Listen up! I am being serious here! I have anus and I demand cocks for my anus!” Trent screams then pulls down his trousers and exposes his anus. Near Dylan is simply not capable of resisting. Near Dylan’s QUICKLY slams his penis into the anus of Trent. Ejaculate. He pulls out his penis.

“Aha! April fools!” Trent screams! “What’s this?” Near Dylan says, completely confused. “That was a prank man! I was just using my anus as a April’s fools joke man!” Trent screams. Near Dylan’s face goes red. Near Dylan runs away. Trent simply shakes his head and has a good laugh about this.

“Oh hey, what’s up Trent.” Near Dylan’s says. “Oh hey. Not much. Just chillin, like a villain, with my anus.”

 

[damian]

I don't kick women in the penis.

 

[AnOminous]

Note that he doesn't deny kicking mentally ill men in the penis.

 

[NoFeline]

How is she inserting a popsicle into her "absence of a vagina" anyway?

 

[MediocreMilt]

The reason why you shouldn’t subscribe to PewDiePie - Ryersonian.ca

By Sophie Diego (Aneta Rebiszewski/Ryersonian) When you aren’t fazed by another mass shooting on the news, but rather by the shooter telling his Facebook livestream to “subscribe to PewDiePie,” you…

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Article from uni I use to go to a friend sent me. Hardcore leftists, the news was always ultra left. Saying "Subscribe" to pewdiepie=racist

As a society we need to hold YouTubers accountable for what they say and promote.

 

[Samoyed]

This man is Responsible for making a lot of people kill them self's on his website know as kiwi farms

 

[AprilRains]

Say what you want about Thanos but at least he had a plan.

I suggest this quote not out of mockery, but respect.

 

[Army Burger]

"I was attacked tonight by someone who is very difficult to describe without using the n-word"

 

[Bob's Vagene]

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It's true. I killed myself because of him.

 

[Pop-Tart]

the FBI wont take me trust me i tried applying.

 

[Wendy Carter]

I geniunely believe cigarettes should be illegal

 

[damian]

So, we had to smash this lawyer chick and we were like "Eeeeeeeeeehhh.." (...) but once I saw that tattoo of Africa on her buttcheek, I realized I could fuck a midget.

Threesomes are all played out. But what about 2.5somes?

I mean, all big women have good hands. (...) So when I told you about how I'd build my ideal BBW woman, Nick, her hands would be immaculate! Her hand game is fierce.

(Referring to Tess Holiday) You eat that cake, girl, you eat that cake!

Fat chicks need love too! (...) I have a big chick quota

Hey man, it happens. There are times you're just like " Man, I wanna eat from a menu.", so you just think about what you want and you're like, "I need those big hands!"

(Referring to filled in or outlined Africa tattoos)Oh she's committed, she's committed to the BBC.

Don't forget about them hands — Them hands!

Okay, so if Peter Dinklage were a female and hot...

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Surprisingly, the feeder quotes are not from @Null