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[TFT-A9]

This grown ass man has been RPing in his own thread where he publicly states he doesn't give a shit about his kids living with a pedophile. This dude is psychotic. I can't even.

Every time I see his fucking RP posts I want to bathe in fucking kerosene.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Yes, I am aware that I am arguing about "who's the greatest con artist" in a Trump thread. I have to now attend class at Trump University after I finish my Trump Steak.

 

[Army Burger]

Also why would you want a stick ditch when you've already got buttfucking ready? Man troons are weird.

I have never heard of a fetish of banging stink ditches. Seems inferior to anal in every way.

Come to think of it, why not get your "vagina" made somewhere a little further away from vital body parts? Keep the dick, invaginate your armpit or something.

 

[Cryptozoology]

From the Lividlipids thread.

"prayer is a stim. Stimming is holy."

 

[Antipathy]

Not even an exceptional individual would incorporate in Greece.

Are we literally tracking down a guy using mozzarella sticks?

This sure turned into the strangest ad for Domino's since Hatsune Miku.

...It's like how Dear Leader knows what's going down on some tiny corner of 't farms and swoops in like the Giant Eyeball of Doom.

Essentially, CIA niggerz got nuffin on some kiwis. Assume they know, don't give them reason to use said knowledge is the mantra to which Clanger clings in sort of hopeful terror.

This really feels like an autistic combination of YandereDev's work ethic and Chris Chan's worldbuilding.

Fuck off Xi. You and all your chinky subhuman ant creatures caused this by living in filth and eating bushmeat like a bunch of niggas. We can see behind the mask.

@Drain Todger, as I live and breathe! You're back! And you're trying to psychoanalyze people that are ridiculing you! And you're writing screeds about your life! God this is fantastic.

Have you considered that some of us are actually really easy going people, and the reason we find you so entertaining, is because we can't fathom freaking out on the internet talking to random nobodies? It's absurd. You're an absurdity. And an uneducated pseudo-intellectual. That's why we love mocking you.

God, you're so stupid. Do you think the corona virus will infect ponies? How's that diet goin? Down to 1500 calories a day so you can have chiseled abs for your mad-max rampage? Have you started welding spikes to your parent's car yet?

 

[Chad Nasty]

Oh my God you faggot liar. Faggot faggot liar. That post is such a fag lie, I hope your taking truvada for prep to avoid the fag aids coming your way.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I cannot wait till this stupid website dies! You guys are fortunate I don't and cannot wish death on anyone!

By the way, KISS MY SHOES!

 

[Wakko Warner]

you and me baby ain't nothin but autists, so let's do it like they do on TvTropes topics.

 

[Spooky Bones]

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"She did the thing from between her ol' cock and moving the spunk into her vag"

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

"okay My King <3" -is pregnant from the conversation-

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I want to be known as the angry feminist socialist who wants to kill men for the sole reason of fucking their ghosts." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Return of the Freaker]

79% OF INTERNET USERS WOULD RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A DEAD TARANTULA THAN A TRANSGENDER PERSON

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The mods do not make me feel valid and have refused to contribute to the indiegogo for my top surgery, despite my having made 5 TTS threads. Several of them have repeatedly mocked my cooking mama/metal gear slashfic with 'dumb' and 'autistic' ratings.

alright that makes sense. sorry for being such a newfag

kid if u bitch about it one more time we gonna hunt down yo ass

I can't wait for the day I can get the internet injected directly into my bloodstream.

 

[Army Burger]

There's a special place in hell for people who boil chicken.

Don't sign up to be a man if you can't handle the man hands.

That doesn't really work, though. You actually need a specialized container. Just tard cum is almost never going to work, though, you want high fat content. Whole tard cum, heavy cream, even sweetened condensed tard cum. Egg yolks can give you salmonella, if you want to use them, though, you should pasteurize the eggs first. Heat to 140 degrees, keep them at that temperature for several minutes. You don't want to cook them.

The Ben & Jerry's ice cream cookbook is really good. The easiest one in it is the one involving sweetened condensed tard cum.

It's seriously just this:

2 cups light cream
1 cup sweetened condensed tard cum - cold

This thread had everything: Romance, betrayal, hope, despair, cartoon sperging, incest, furry pornstars...

Funny thing is, he already has a bunch of tigger furry oc. But that's a couple of identity breakdowns ago.

But those are brunette of course, can't fap to that anymore, or maybe he has a thing for tumorous tits.

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"I am surprise that they ban Jews."

 

[Childe]

Oh my God you faggot liar. Faggot faggot liar. That post is such a fag lie, I hope your taking truvada for prep to avoid the fag aids coming your way.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Too lazy to do a quick Google search

 

[Antipathy]

There's simping over a thot.

Then, there's simping over a thot on their social media, white knighting.

Then, further below, there's simping over a thot on kiwifarms.

I applaud and congratulate your innovative spirit, may you ever go further below, you great trailblazer.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

It will fail due to utter incompetence just like everything associated with feminism.

I thought a feminist plan would involve more shoveling bon bons into their ravening maw, crying, and accusing other states of rape.

Time to buy a wig and move to Hawaii

Why do all the women who look like this make me want to slaughter humanity until Doom Guy tries to take me down?

"absolve yourself of white guilt by killing yourself" and then the non race loathing whites will be the only ones left, AND we'll be free of soyboys! It's a foolproof plan!

I find it amusing that I'm hebraicizing in real time, and it just goes to show how uncertain the technology still is.

Oy vey goy I was literally raped through my computer. This is the greatest shoa since the six gorillatrillion perished in the lolocaust.

I bet Sargon of Akkad hasn't even raped her numerous times.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

You made your bed now kill yourself in it you janny hotpocket cuck.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Are we literally tracking down a guy using mozzarella sticks?

 

[Baguette Child]

*Incest is relative.*