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[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

This guy who poses a serious threat to Reddit, and with it, western civilization as a whole.

 

[Army Burger]

The first thing null sees when he wakes up is Ralph's micro dick. What a time to be alive.

Update: My mother just threatened to permanently end Internet access, as well as to ban me from using my computer, and possibly kill me with meds.

Yeah you're right 18 year olds who were nervous to appear on a live stream are totally okay having their asshole spread and thumbed to several thousand of the worlds most hardcore Internet aspies.

Hey any kiwis that have addiction issues... remember there’s help and neck yourself.

 

[Starkiller88UnitedOwl9]

Sounds like Trump supporters denigrating liberals as "liberal children," telling them to grow up during the 2016 US elections, and the 2020 US elections. I wonder if Trump and Putin could denigrate me?

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Trump and Putin could denigrate me?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Sounds like Trump supporters denigrating liberals as "liberal children," telling them to grow up during the 2016 US elections, and the 2020 US elections. I wonder if Trump and Putin could denigrate me?

@Y2K Baby, I FOUND ONE, I FOUND A LIBTARD!!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

@Y2K Baby, I FOUND ONE, I FOUND A LIBTARD!!

 

[Basil II]

 

[Antipathy]

The fact that dog accesses their bed so frequently it needs stairs is a cause for concern.

We here at Kiwi Farms stick only the highest quality silicone animal dongs up our buttholes.

"Click here to see Nick(Nikocado Avacado)'s penis and butthole" is a good way to get me to never click that.

Not to moralfag or anything, but

Speaking as a moralfag I think it's important to consider there are people who can't get enough food, while this faggot eats more than three times as much as he needs in order to avoid doing useful labor.

This is what happens when there are no more steppe archers to purge civilization of decadence every few centuries.

We wuz veganz n shiet

 

[Penis Drager]

This place is as bad as Facebook, Reddit and Twitter. Ban me cowardly assholes. I have contributed to this topic more than most.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

>I have had sex in the fire engine which is not all it's cracked up to be.

I feel like I'm gonna get partyvanned just for going on this fucking site. How terrible.

 

[FuckedUp]

The only thing I got on my birthday was beatings. For christmas, I would be given the same beating again in new wrapping paper.

 

[Bender]

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Yeah, I can understand, all I got for my birthday was the promise of cake if I could blow out my birthday candles, so my sister saved up enough money to replace them with those candles you can't blow out (they just relight), so my mum beat the shit out of me for being weak. I assume we all have similar stories to that, right?

 

[Antipathy]

When women are so shit that men can become better women, we truly are fucked are we not?

 

[Bessie]

Guys, I hate to break it to you. But we are all feds here. Every single poster here is a Federal Agent looking to bust the other Federal Agents.

Dear niggers, stop beginning your articles with, "Dear white people."

 

[verygayFrogs]

"B-But that just makes her a stronk black qween!!!"

Even niggers hate niggers

Wow she has some real grandma boobs going on.

I'm always a slut for Richtercard

 

[Jack Awful]

This thread used to suck but now it rules lmao keep doxing

 

[some Sketchy dude]

WHY THE FUCK DID I GET PINGED? WHA THE FUCK IS THIS PART OF THE WEBSITE? THIS IS NIGGERLICIOUS.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Schrödinger's autism.

BRB gotta bloat

ALL HAIL SATIN

What is he going to do with the money, buy cat dildos?

Riolu: Comes into the bedroom with a belt. "ITS INFLATING TIME! LET ME SHOVE THIS HOSE UP YOUR ASS!"

Riolu's wife if he ever gets one: "NO NICK NO!"

What autism did I just stumble into?

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE GOD

I feel like I walked into a self insert fanfiction.

Shut the fuck up exceptional person

I'm goinf to tear ur cunt off

Is that a condom full of spaghetti?

I hope Grimace isn't hurt.

The virgin terminally ill children vs the chad looter

This is what happens when you elect a black lesbian into office.

Oh so when Ronald McDonald houses a bunch of poor kids it's charity, but when I do the same thing I'm "operating a child sex ring"?

Don't just be a nigger be the NIGGEST you can be.

God I hate niggers.

This guy's so cucked he gets cucked by the TV,

Captain crunch wasn’t a major motion picture disaster

Can legalized bumfighting solve New York City's homeless problem?

beat the shit out of people. THEY GOT MEDICAL INSURANCE DONT THEY!?

scoop up foals for joyrides

Covid is now redeemed for the sole reason that Lop's students currently don't have to directly interact with her.

 

[mr.moon1488]

the FUCK is a Heyoka Unorthodox Native Jew, and what does it have to do with the fact that you rape dogs?

 

[gh0stzero]

i am highly respected in the actual transgender community.