random_text.txt

[Vampirella]

Do you think the people who use this site are bikers? Oh is that what you think of your self?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

That's so bad that it wouldn't even qualify as a bad Dad joke.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Social shaming works wonders on weirdos.

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"My post-covid uvula is getting cherished."
"YES BABY HONOR THY GAG REFLEX"

Oh that is hilarious, that poor woman wading through all those pages of gay porn, just trying to find a film where gay man no 1 sticks his penis inside gay man no 2's vagina.

>Hearing your Dad shout from down the hall asking when Xhe was going to come back to their snuggle-pile and hearing your Mom giggling from next to him.

 

[Bob Barker]

Sorry to offend your centrist sensibilities, Nigger Foreskin Chewer.

 

[Local Fed]

N: I AM SKINNY QUEEN! I AM SKINNY QUEEN!

 

[multiverse]

Au contract, mon friar!

 

[Basil II]

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

It wasn't that long ago when Riverview Psychiatric Hospital was in it's prime and people like JY and Miriam were snatched off the street and locked up for the greater good. A white van would rip around the corner with a couple men inside smoking briar pipes.... then it would be game over for the weirdo they were vanning that day. I want to go back.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

You can't prove to me that black people actually exist.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

I have no words
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https://twitter.com/haileyadamsxxx/status/1301531808497111044?s=21 (archive loading)

well I do have some words— first of all, I’m randomtxting this. Second of all, at “the patriarchy can’t get pregnant”

“Casual reminder that men can get pregnant too.”
-our “favourite” Wedge of moldy cheese

 

[PhoBingas]

The incel-to-troon pipeline is not only real, it's more capacious than Keystone XL these days.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

https://twitter.com/FoxWithGuitar/status/1301293092360904706 [Archive]

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kiwifarms more like cringe farms

 

[Bessie]

Cue dolphin laugh.

 

[Local Fed]

That reminds me of the priest I saw once answering questions, and he said it was okay to piss on your wife during sex if you both like it, but shitting on her would be a sin because of health risks. So watersports are godly.

 

[Tour of Italy]

As for Smash Panties, they no longer have them. It's now a black void when you try to look up there.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Chinks do know that Nanking isn't actually being raped, right?
Cities are, like, not living beings. By definition. Just because you saw a photo of one Jap bayoneting a kid doesn't mean China is crumbling.
I thought at first they were all speaking poetically but I'm growing increasingly worried they actually think that Jap soldiers are digging holes in the ground to fuck them or something.
#NeverMiss #TriggerTheChudsOwnTheChuds

 

[Bessie]

I saw a black women eat friend chicken and throw the bones out of the window on the highway. i shit you not. I was shocked, especially because she was driving ahead of me and hitting my hood with chicken bones. WTF!!!

 

[Table Country]

I'm going to need a disability check of at least 2200 a month. I'm too racist to work and can't stop saying nigger.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

 

[Table Country]

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To quote Tony Harrison; "What is your beef with the Mac?"