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Does it eat rapefugees?

I for one welcome our new crayfish overlord.

Europe is being overwhelmed by an army of crayfish with Downs syndrome.

>tfw when you will never be a self cloning crayfish.

I will murder you if you serve me any kind of shellfish.

Nah, it's probably Taco Americans at work...

"JFK, my man... what the fuck is a bi?!"

Good, killing babies should be illegal.

Babies are people, communists aren't.

Drug trafficking is a hard knock life. But crawdads gotta learn the hard way.

That one year old was stealing his fruit roll up.

Jesus Christ! Can this child stop being stupid like 9000th time in a row?
 
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The only good pedophile is a dead pedophile.

I’ll take “Phrases that are always ominous” for $500.

Tfw you will never monetize your fetish in order to live it 24/7

at least she's not killing 8 year olds?

I can't wait for the next episode of "Honey, I shat the bed".

YOU CAN'T STOP ME, TERFS! SUCK MY DICK!

Kiwis: If you would like to suck Mitch's dick, here is where you can find him to do so.

A chubby, balding nobody with a Black Country accent who likes to talk about his dick.


We just want to peeeeee!

Pregnant people. Am I right?

To be honest, I only look up Jojo fanart for the porn.

tbh i have more of a problem with that faggot bowtie than i do with the shoes.

Here's to four more years of Protestor Pinball!

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes, dipshits.

Assault sedans need to be banned!

Pigs in a blanket, fry'em like bacon.

If you detest looter entitlement you shouldn't be in a Starcucks at all.

btw, how many people did niggers murder over the weekend

Guns are for pussies

Can I interest you in a rape grape?

"It's a lot easier for a man to walk away from a child, in a stupid fight, if you aren't married."- My Ma.

Nigga, my bonezake!

Onlyfans isn't even raping the e-thots to keep them submissive.

Disney actress is just a pitstop on the road to whoredom.

Nala is a KWEEN

Whores really are dumb...

Pron is a hell of a drug.
You seem to think people have this desire to diddle kids... Is there something you aren't telling us, Chester?

Cry about it faggot.

You're the one saying you'd want to diddle kids if you were a politician. That's fucked, dude

Holy shit, @Erischan and @Hollywood Hulk Hogan never stop arguing. When are you niggas gonna fuck?
 
nothing will ever convince me rocks have special powers.

You sure ain't black but you are a nigger.

Nuka Zeus Show us your dick, faggot.​


No he thinks we're inferior to Blacks.

Nuka Zeus is proof minstrel shows can still be funny in 2020.

No, now hop into the pod and eat bugs bigot.

I knew mexicans liked to rape everything but damn, doing Gordy dirty like that is cold.

I am FULLY in favor of forced monkey labor. Anything to get them to actually contribute in any meaningful way whatsoever to society.

It isn't right to force primates to do anything though, they're innocent creatures.

Nigga, pants exist
 
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