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[Trainfucker]

 

[SIGSEGV]

Welcome to the farms. Kill yourself.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

so did the gas Scarecrow released spread autism?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Then more power to the slow brains. That stuff looks beautiful with effort.

so out of context it's like the guy is telling the kid to be comfortable naked in his house.

 

[LurkTrawl]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Contrary to popular belief, I don't have anal sex often

 

[verygayFrogs]

The virgin kamala harris cosplayer vs. the chad gta protagonist.

i now have a brain tumor

dog dicks are gross

White women must be stopped.

How many 9/11s have happened since the TSA???

*coughs in cashiers face*

Take that mask cuck

too fat to record

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Strangers are just people you haven't let fuck you yet!

 

[Maskull]

If i had cancer you would be banned for that comment and i would be crowned king of kiwi farms

alright new plan: cancer larp
it has worked for others

It would make for an amusing epitaph for this user if this was immortalized in random text.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Self-control issues... and the fact that I almost burnt my house a few years ago.

What's the best thing to use for downloading child porn? I'm asking for a friend.

Because what OwO did makes what Saddam did in the Gulf War look like potatoes.

Kiwi Farms, a controversial website? Really?

quit flexing your e-penis

Forget weaponized autism, beware of weaponized ethnic food.

but i love laughing at newfags

get nordvpn
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Betty White of all people was the one who confirmed his gayness

I came to say Charlie Sheen but apparently he's still alive.

Charlie Sheen could easily be a zombie that hungers for cocaine.

You're the light of my donut.

Heh nothin personnel cuck

Imagine having a Farms thread since 2015 and the funniest thing you did in the whole time was just die.

green isn't even real

Dig up his corpse and fuck it in the ass.

it ain't a happening unless it's happening to you nigger.

What the fuck is a hurricane?

Hurricanes aren't real.

She must of had some bad eggs if she had batted four for four with tard kids.

With better training, they could have killed at least five more niggers.

Maybe if you post your spread anus with an apology you might get unbanned

go away shitcunt

Also drink HIV cum.

I didn't think it was possible to shit up spergatory but here you are.

Most bans are just null flinging his broken dick around over whoever annoyed him that day

As if he could reign in the autism enough to not expose himself.

 

[WD-40]

this thread was "look what dragoneer did to my porn mods" to "my mom abused me and i didn't know because i have autism". lmfao what

Dunno about you but major depression makes me want to deepthroat a shotgun, not flick the bean to incestual baby lion rape drawings

 

[verygayFrogs]

beauty parlor gave me a fat fetish

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I think I preferred it when mainstream journalists saw video games as toys and thought gamers were pathetic manchildren.

 

[D_Tractor]

All you need is some niggerdick threads and you're /b/ with usernames.

 

[Antipathy]

Five dimensional backgammon.

I have shown Lou's foot photos to a trained medical professional. They have provided me with the following medical conclusions:

1 - That is a diabetic foot ulcer
2 - It may have started as a wart, there are signs of what might be cryotherapy around it, but warts can become ulcers if you have the beetus because of restricted blood flow in the extremities
3 - Lou will likely lose his foot or worse within months if he doesn't get it to a hospital
4 - Lou is fat and she would not have sex with him

The Gang Fatshames a Transwoman to Death

OH GOD I'M GONNA DO GAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING

 

[Piss Bear]

"So when did you first start doing your own laundry?"

"I was raped."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Translation: I leave out cups of water and McCormick spices in the memory of my dead cat and several celebrities and murderers.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I always wanted to get the succ from Kirby tbh

OW, THE AUTISM!

Why did you censor boner

I wanna Big Turd from you

eat my stools faggot

Ma'am, this is a Starbucks.

...so he's basically admitting that he's racist.

Further, all karens should be muzzled at all times.

when i was a kid i always wanted to bone the fairy from Kirby 64.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I'd just like to thank China, the Democrats and COVID-19 for basically ruining one of the few holidays I still genuinely enjoyed.

 

[Fannyscum]

Hey, it's not easy to leave someone you've had anal sex with.

And this time he tried to lure me in by flashing me with his giant penis!