random_text.txt

[SIGSEGV]

Whether or not you think killing homeless people is right or wrong it is objectively based.

 

[Sam Losco]

502: Bad Gateway

 

[verygayFrogs]

Oh, for fuck's sake, you can't replace Alex Trebek that easily, guys.

No photos of hulking, musclebound Snookie to accost my eyes? Thank you, OP.

it is no longer profitable to flavor things with beaver anal juice.

Imagine using TikTok as a source of information

I thought zoomers liked eating ass.

Gotta eat nuts to bust nuts

Maybe cumdumpster life ain't so bad after all.

Vote all the niggers off the island.

The crazy thing about this is that the US is still about ~60% white. If a show is 50% white, whites would actually be below their percentage representation nationally. They're not even pretending that it's about fairness any more. They just hate white people.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

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"They are a bunch of middle-aged men dancing around in fuzzy hats and pajama pants in warehouses. This is male privilege."

 

[Ma Wang]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rpgnet-forums.20689/post-7736757

"Diabetes is responsible, not you. Managing it poorly just shows that you and diabetes are an ill fit."

 

[Cyclonus]

By the way, how do we know if one of the quotes we submitted has been accepted as a random.txt?

 

[Bender]

By the way, how do we know if one of the quotes we submitted has been accepted as a random.txt?

When you see it at the top of a page, I guess.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

You're guys are so dumb and mean.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You have all just witnessed what is quite possibly both the first and last instance of liver enzyme cyberbullying in human history.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

So...which part of this is a “diet?”

The “die” part.

 

[round robin]

FAT IS GOOD.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

it's pretty unsurprising that he and his family are about as far from having their shit together as Somalia is from taking over the world.

 

[Socrates]

This guy was having this fucking week long breakdown panic attack cryfest because someone badmouthed Animal Crossing, and I'm just sitting here thinking well shit man I jizz straight blood if I bend my boner the wrong way but yeah i guess your deal is important too.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

You could call this one "porn on the cob."

 

[AMHOLIO]

"Update: have been told to kill myself about 7 times I don't think it worked"

From:

Groomer fantasy:
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Groomer reality:
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worked about as well as your transition, hon!
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[DoctorJimmyRay]

"A plea for Null, a serious message and proposal - You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger."

From spergatory: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-plea-for-null-a-serious-message-and-proposal.79321/

 

[Stardust]

And yes I'm the first person to discover that teenager is a mental health illness; HIGH IQ.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Why stop there? Go the full Gilbert and Sullivan you cardboard woman.

His mom did agree, but in a 'Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, son. Now, go back to the basement so Tyrone and I can fuck in peace' kind of way.

Shut up slave nigger.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

God i hope someone hacks MovieBlobs account & send a DICKPIC of a micro penis to Anita Sarkisian with the text... "Single & Tardy and ready to party!"

Something about this made me LOL hard. I'm not sure exactly what.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You just don't understand the complex subtle comedy of Rape Rap.