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[Cuck Shack]

*KSSSSSSSH* THIS IS THE POLICE, PULL OVER FOR GAY SEX.

 

[Dread First]

MassiveFaggot

Nukie
8s
Reply to
chjara@letsalllovela.in
@chjara @PersonMan you do hate the transsexuals and the jews, which is more than even I can say and I'm an actual, unironic holocaust denier

Stolen from the KF Pleroma instance.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh, neat. Airborne HIV.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"According to people familiar with his thinking" are the same ones who have been reporting constant meltdowns, perversions, and treasons from the White House for the past four years. Politicians are lying scum, but so are journalists.

 

[Antipathy]

Ah the common incel argument of "I can't get a date because satan rapes every girl I come in contact with!"

he mighta shoulda thought about that before raping his step daughter

Fuck, is there, ill check it out thanks

Edit: Oh god it is worse than I could imagine

The fact sergal sex pest is a landlord is probably the strongest argument for Maoism possible.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you're male and you prefer to state at pixellized man-ass for hours and you need to come put of the closet.

 

[verygayFrogs]

WAP
WAP
WAP
That’s a..Wet Ass Pamper...

 

[White Baby]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why can't people just have normal fetishes anymore like voyeurism or sounding?

 

[Antipathy]

Thanks for pointing out that everyone on the sex offender registry is a sex offender.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I don't think this is normal behavior. A possible cure is a lobotomy.

The pig scene in Willow was supposed to scare you, not arouse you

Now I am become Diaper, destroyer of worlds.

I hope they all transform into raped corpses

Well Chris-Chan is hypnotizing his boobies.

there is at least one living being on this earth that gets off on thinking about being turned into chicken wings. i love humans.

Don't do transformation fetish porn kids. I use to think it was hip and cool to do but now look at me, stuck as a couch.

Fucking babyfurs making the most degenerate shit even more degenerate

Christmas it's bad because is a straight white males holiday.

“Niggerize”
Fuck it this is the new word for blackwashing.

NIGGERIZATION BEAM

It's like Stephen the Lesbian, except 100% serious.

Say the N-word on a Jamacian plane

But I don't want to catch superautism op

I WANT EVERYTHING A-BOUT MY PICS

OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!

If your cock gets willingly locked in a chastity cage, it does not deserve ever getting out of the cage.

Anyone who bought not just a regular chastity cage but a deluxe internet connected, app requiring model deserves to have their junk held hostage for Bitcoin.

Once upon a time fuzzy handcuffs or a flog were the wildest things you'd find in the bedroom. Why you would need an IoT cock cage is beyond me.

"Let my weenie go!" Jesus, now I've heard everything.

If you're willing to spend money on a device you stick your penis in and connect to the Internet, you deserve to be fucked with.

Fucking coomers. They have to make everything about their fetish.

Just give LockPickingLawyer a call, he will free your dick in no time.

Don't mind me just walking my bitch

 

[LurkTrawl]

If a gibbering, drooling lunatic like this calls the cops, it should literally be legal for them to drive to his house and beat the fuck out him until he shits and pisses himself.

 

[Screw Danlon]

I'm reminded of that joke about the professor that failed his entire class of med students because he sucked his middle finger after shoving his index up a cadaver's arsehole.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Here's the real redpill. Politics is just lolcow-dom with a government mandate.

Its a suppository.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm okay with this.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Donald Trumps poop chocolate stumps.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

It would be prudent for you to rethink your current course of conduct.

 

[Cats]

I dislike polar bears, people suck them off but they're maladaptive to modern survival

 

[PhoBingas]

"Pure hatred of gay children".

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'll never understand men who fantasise about raping women. In my sexual fantasies women actually want to have sex with me. God I'm so lonely.

Disagree, I guarantee most, if not all the people complaining have a truckload of shota rape porn in their internet history. SJWs always project like goddamn IMAXs and bitch other out for shit they're guilty of.

okay spatula

It's really a chick thing, girls are weird.

"I want a little bundle of dead plants on Valentine's day"
"I want to gouge little holes in my body and wear little shiny rocks"
"I want to be tied up and gangraped at knifepoint by psychopaths"

Every single man I've ever known has encyclopedic knowledge of world war II. It's the big one, and every guy has that in the back of their head a bit, jst like every woman has rape in the back of their head a bit.