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[Marshal Mannerheim]

From the TNO Thread:

"The site’s reputation speaks for itself: this is a site that intentionally attempts to cause as much misery as possible to people for the sole benefit of entertainment."

"I spent a long time immersed in the #chan culture of the late 00s/early 10s, and I know what it’s really like. I saw the very beginning of hellholes like Kiwifarms, and I know what they’re made of."

"as for claims of Leadership Struggle or Purges that the Kiwifarms and other respectable folks like to cycle, they are simply untrue, and have no evidence but the fantasies of some random nazis to back them."

Can we submit usernames?

If so, I vote that ”Jah hates kaffirs” gets added to random.txt

 

[AnOminous]

"The site’s reputation speaks for itself: this is a site that intentionally attempts to cause as much misery as possible to people for the sole benefit of entertainment."

Nonsense. We don't cause misery for the sole purpose of entertainment, we chronicle preexisting misery for the sole purpose of entertainment.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Nah I was banned mostly for saying things like.... well im sure you already know by judging by my name. I'm actually a very friendly person and extremely popular in all forums, they were afraid of my influence so they have silenced me almost everywhere. If mods are actually based here, and this isn't a liberal shithole, I should be fine.

Anything I should avoid to not get banned. Can I be racist on here or will mods rape my bootyhole?

 

[naught sock account 1]

Bonus if she can do bizarro animation that gives him feels.

Diddling the hounds of hell.

aight so onion farms it is, if that fails ill create my own forum

 

[Pyre]

Nah I was banned mostly for saying things like.... well im sure you already know by judging by my name. I'm actually a very friendly person and extremely popular in all forums, they were afraid of my influence so they have silenced me almost everywhere. If mods are actually based here, and this isn't a liberal shithole, I should be fine.

Edit: Sorry I'm late

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Is HRT just bone hurting juice with a fancy label?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What I really wanted was to read some of the lawsuits


But I ended up just reading shit posts

 

[MediocreMilt]

ASS works for a one-time thing

 

[Haffhart]

If it doesn’t include the camping clitoris, SUCK MY DICK and Grandpa Faggot, the title is misleading.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Out of all the millions of tiny penises he had access to, he chose MINE.

 

[FreshThrowawayKiwi]

I never realized a gaggle of faggots this pathetic existed who rank so low on the social ladder they have to invent an exaggerate drama nobody cares about to occupy themselves with so I figured I'd join and see what spergs roam these lands

 

[Big Nasty]

He doesn't want to lose weight because he's a mentally ill fat fetishist who gets off on shitting himself and eating burgers while his goblinoid boyfriend watches.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

YOU ARE NOT FUCKING INTERSEX, YOU MORON. YOU WERE JUST BORN WITH A RETARDED VAG TO GO WITH YOUR RETARDED BRAIN.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Mama Mao's employee owned whole earth chem weapons and beanery,

 

[verygayFrogs]

Japanese do not give a shit about non-Japanese. News at 11.

Tyra Moore would get it, though my fetish is fantastic titties rather than black girls.

This is why dying is gay.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

View attachment 1903267

https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1358549387820072968

https://archive.vn/wip/eM8IS

i'll probably sell my iPad. again. don't cry for me.

 

[Wakko Warner]

I am so disappointed in Phoebe. There are millions of hungry kids out there who would have loved to eat that guitar. And now no one can eat it. I can’t stop crying.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Consume the circle tool belly chalice

imagine making troll fetish art and you realise you're into politicians voring people

Trannies are fat, disgusting creeps and I would not have sex with them.

You will find my FUPA sexy.

You will take my girldick.

We don't want your fucking girlcock. Leave us alone.

Porn isn't real life, gentlemen.

Pokemon, not even once

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm posting at Kiwi Farms so I had autism before taking the vaccine.

 

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