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[Radical Cadre]

One of these days I'll say something retarded enough to make random.txt. One of these days...

 

[Gone Ham]

One of these days I'll say something retarded enough to make random.txt. One of these days...

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I just had to google "how to get mayonnaise out of a phone charging port".

There. Because I thought it was funny, too.

When you realize that we really are cattle for the architects of reality, and they got a taste for veal.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I dunno why he's throwin' around buzzwords like pedophile though.

"Harder daddy harder!"

How far are you sticking the boot in your mouth? Do they promise not to cum in your mouth?

Bullshit.

I hate being at work and missing good shit.

The Redditor also autistically downvotes everything because they don't like someone. We've got a lot of Redditors here now.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I'm so happy that by sheer poop posting I have been able to erase any evidence of me being a real person lol

Quote from that weird pokemon guy who spammed the fediverse

 

[NyQuilninja]

The sexual partners I've choked at their request

Stupid nigger, call me a faggot right now! I'LL FUCKING BLOW UP YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET AND WATCH YOUR FAT ASS STARVE.

Leaving the states to go to Europe is like leaving a Wal-mart and going to a shitty pile of soiled clothes in a basement that some dude has been using as a bathroom for years.

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

I'm a schizophrenic retarded cripple and still doing what is in my power to inform the masses.

 

[Bionicle of War]

He looks like the type of guy to sneak into a women's bathroom and start kissing the feet.

god there's something so pure and nostalgic about watching short clips of lumpy faced autists embarrass themselves online.

I can't comprehend what his hair means..

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

>Laying still on the pavement, Anthony pisses himself.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Two nukes truly were not enough

 

[Penis Drager]

I drink my own cum sometimes to remind myself of the old-new feelings

 

[Meat Target]

I am going to scarf a bag of drugs and then kneel on my own neck. This will cause the world to end.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I had no idea kiwi farms had so many users who are forensic pathologists.

Can I change my prediction to the Ever Given being lodged in the courtroom, delaying proceedings by an extra week?

whether or not he's actually guilty he's probably going to be found guilty to avoid more molotovs of peace

 

[Vicks VapoRub]

nevermind, someone already posted it

 

[CatParty]

Please never stop to be a horny weirdo.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It was hard, but we finally found someone who can convey less facial emotion than a Darth Vader mask.

The only thing strong about Larson is her jawline.


And that film ruined a whole generation of women!

Hookers don't fix incels.

This is not Star Wars, this is a horrid mutation that wears its skin.

Who fucking cares? Star Wars is for faggots and twitter troons. This would be like getting upset that Brie Larson is on Ru Paul or something.

But could it beat the USS Enterprise?

You know, this movie could be good if Pauly Shore and Adam Sandler are her apprentices.

honest to god i just avoid black americans at this point. When you do that and you meet some anyways you find out they also avoid black americans. Wonder why?

It's nice to know the Pentagon is basically stocking the military with the worst possible recruits so that nobody competent will be able to actually take our guns and put us into the camps when Copmala takes over.

I wonder if the placement of BLM right after animal activists was intentional or just a happy accident.

They're already insane. I don't think lack of exercise will change that.

I know we have a rule about not being the Autistic Illuminati, but fucking hell. Are we sure about that?

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

the whole building is probably haunted by the ghost of Johnny's dick

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Sadly it appears that the doctor intended to reach into the nipple drawer but got into the PS2 thumbsticks instead.

 

[Meat Target]

Slippery slope isn't descriptive enough, how about lubed shitchute to hell?

 

[NyQuilninja]

"Why are so many 'expert witnesses' prostitutes? Because lawyers are pimps."
-Massad Ayoob

My favourite description of Joe Rogan is: "a dumb persons idea of a smart person".

 

[Antipathy]

My favorite one is that Squidward woman who was actually engaged before she broke it off to become Mrs. Tentacles instead.

I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first thought upon reading about this was "I bet it was a couple of niggers" or the fact that the video footage came out and proved me right.

Sonic hedgehog signalling (shh) is the big one, as is BMP (bone morphogenic protein) and some others. Interestingly sonic hedgehog was named from fly genetics cos it was a quirky little mutant with spiky growths... Turns out that gene in humans is linked to loads of birth defects. Scientists are told not to give fun kooky names to genes now just in case of shit like that

i'm 6'6 I could break you in half

Say goodbye to your dick and kneecaps asshole