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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

gosh i think i might

They'll get my pronouns when they pry them out of my cold dead fist.

Good to know, my kosher friend. Wouldn't want a useful initiative like this be drowned out by Chinese greed.

This is so tiresome.

I think my autism just mutated from this exchange.

Waiting on line for Chinese food because it's between two slices of bread is some Bill Dauterive shit.

Lovequest-era Sonichu medallion.

Who is bigger? Do they take turns?

I hope it does, fuck feds, fuck informants and fuck the Proud Boys. Everybody there is a brightly glowing nigger.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"please give me money so I can hire a priest to banish the ghosts in our pipes!"

Now I want a YouTube video of George Washington with an AR-15 and wearing a plate carrier over his Continental uniform calling people cucks for not owning one as Alexander Hamilton fires off a machinegun in the background as he yells at Jefferson about how this is the benefit of industrialization. Franklin, of course, is hitting on at least two range bunnies.

This is very exciting news. They should get a webcam set up livestreaming to the website so we can watch the alpacas starve to death in real time!

I'm more interested in what science is saying about gay buttrape during a struggle.

Are we sure these are troons and not just doughy cat ladies?

Imagine paying $19.99 a month for weekly uploads of potato quality selfies of a girl in a thong with a retarded Snapchat filter of bear ears over her face.

Thank you. This retard now understands that pics of golden retrievers are to be NSFW spoilered.

Who will be the first Oprah of porn?

I didn't realize it was even possible to be this retarded.

>coomer's paradise
As I click through the OnlyFans of some girl named Beth
I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been jerkin' the gherkin so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

OnlyFans is one Hateful Conduct and Harassment policy away from becoming an actual, digital pimp. When's Jeff Bezos starting a competitor?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

No, I don't want to read your Cinderella/Avengers crossover, just go away.

You're in the wrong place subhuman. I'm going to molest you worst then your father.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

OnlyFans whores are ruining the entire fucking world. If you are on OnlyFans you are worth less than shit to me. Whores deserve nothing. I pray that God exists if only so whores will burn in hell.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sittin' in church with a baseball under my butt.

 

[Antipathy]

That's why Brits are called bongs? Because of Big Ben? It all makes sense now.

Imagine all the used condoms on the street.

‘Kia Optima’ translated to English means ‘full of nignogs’.

Good night, sweet prince. May flights of angels speed thee to thy rest. Something like that. At least there are no darkies in heaven

 

[Meat Target]

If you never seen someone get cut open in creative ways then you're missing out in life.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I still miss sucking on those fags like there was no tomorrow.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Everything I know about granulation tissue, I learned from trannies.

I still miss sucking on those fags like there was no tomorrow.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Intrarectal drug administration when?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

From a lolcow's manifesto:

“Freemasons encode everything.” – two programs on History Channel

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Random text for DMX makes me feel all warm and gooey inside., rip to a true Kang of Kangs.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

His name is Cleatus and he is transmasc nonbinary ambrosexual. He's also an activist for xenofeminism and enjoys spending his time staring at paint drying, but only after he's huffed it.

Brought to you by the International Brotherhood of Kiwis.

I hope he stuck to fucking kid's toys, but I have a bad feeling.

he must have thought it was a tickle me dick elmo

 

[Penis Drager]

Does this look like the sort of man who WOULDN'T use a child's toy to rub one out?

 

[Monolith]

I've never heard a left-hander say, "OMG my left hand smells like a right hand!"

Alternately

"OMG my left hand smells like a right hand!"

 

[fine tooth comb]

What happens when you masturbate is literally that a man is stroking your dick

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm glad I grew up ugly as a woman sometimes.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

But of course the REAL point is that Floyd was a coal black Congo nigger.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I am the last surviving US Citizen in Oregon that has not been killed and replaced with a Canadian, or taken into captivity as a slave." -Kelly Karl Sleight

 

[Antipathy]

The only thing that will ever wake people up is if their lives are being directly threatened. If they can't eat, drink, and consoom, then they'll go "oh shit maybe something's wrong"; and not a moment before.

Ted Kaczynski predicted this.

If you're one of these people please kill yourself

I knew then with a sudden revulsion that I was supporting faggotry and that it had to stop.

Grab your gun, a bottle of booze and watch.

Too bad kiwi farms is full of fags, bitches and tranny enablers. You guys should be embarrased. I cant even have a seizure inducing profile pic. Thats hella gay, null. Hella