random_text.txt

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The Nimona chick got her tits cut off? Wow. I guess the fujoshi to transman pipeline is real after all.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The key to running a good mental health unit is maintaining a nice clam equilibrium

 

[PhoBingas]

Burger King foot fungus

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'm, sex, perhaps?

Wearing masks outside is like wearing a condom to masturbate.

send vegana
bitch lasagna

Stitch your legs shut, you baby raping nigger.

Tacky At Every Size

She looks exactly like the kind of person who would enjoy watching her boytoy get plowed by giant African sausages and upload it to OnlyFans for her sterile soybug followers to jack off to.

Fictional characters aren't real.

Fictional characters aren't real.

Fictional characters aren't real.

I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?

Pack, pack, pack the courts, with the activists, merrily merrily merrily merrily, why is Rome ablaze?

"I'm famous on the internet"

When has fucking young kids ever stop a UK politician?

"Recreational Outrage" is a thing.

Blood drives are scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his Night slaves.

Based I'm ready for mud people to starve to death.

How dare you accuse me with incorrect grammar.

 

[Meat Target]

And if you're a newfag - welcome to the Farms! You're retarded.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Any other site would be happy to welcome a thousand new members, us though? It's a thousand weens and stupid kids trying to get their kicks.

 

[nekrataal]

They plug the leak with a large black man’s penis.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Protip: the pornography machines at libraries can be used for things other than pornography.

 

[IKOL]

Well look ma, I'm ended up in random_text.

okay then.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

@zyclonPD, can babies ejaculate?

 

[Wm Chuckaspear]

I am speaking to you through a poisonous phone.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/virgo-...e-nadieja-rachzel-grezbian.27030/post-9662865

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

“I’m famous on the internet”
- Chris-Chan

 

[Sped Xing]

I got almost perfect SAT scores. I could of went to Yale.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

A friend of mine was in jail and one of the other inmates apparently had a history of smashing smoke detectors and hiding the pieces under his foreskin.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You don't rape a hamster

This quote either aged very well or very poorly.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Yahoo doesn’t give you the right to be terrorists!”

 

[TaterFarmer]

I haz an astigmatism. Iz much tragic! U kiwiz donates to my Go Fundz Me? Please gibs genrusly.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Because....shut up racist!

You're saying the cat shouldn't eat the "roasted marshmallow" from the goat?

This meerkat lookin' fuckwad needs to shut up about his goalpost-moving science.

You mean, a variant like the Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut Variant With Frickin' Laser Cannons?

*Elaine Rodger* The Supreme Gentlefemme

I have killed millions.

 

[Pee Cola]

“I don’t want to fuck my mudda”

I love the way kf is the exact nemesis of whatever cow we're after. we are libtard antifa mudskin altright white supremacist terf misogynists who hate/love trump and spread disinfo on vaccines and shill them, all at once