Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

"The people he speaks out against are what's wrong with this country and this world."

Someone should tell the Chippa that "mayonnaise ghoul" is code for "Jew."

It's not true, obviously, but boy wouldn't it be fun to force Bob to define just what that slur is supposed to mean?

 

[A Random]

Huh. Always thought they were some random dudes who somehow crossed to the Mushroom Kingdom. Guess I learned something new today.

That was the American lore if nothing else, and the one from his favorite cartoon, so.

Can't you just picture Lil' Bobby Chipman in his pajamas waking up at 6 in the morning to eat a big healthy bowl of toothrot cereal while watching the morning cartoons?

 

[Mola Ram]

Can't you just picture Lil' Bobby Chipman in his pajamas waking up at 6 in the morning to eat a big healthy bowl of toothrot cereal while watching the morning cartoons?

I can picture 38 year old Bob doing that just as easily.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Sitcom idea: Bob Chipman is Nick Fuentes's neighbor and targets him Wile E. Coyote style while Nick never realizes Bob exists.

>TV SHow idea

"Pod People"

Two guys living in a horrible loser dorm apartment in San Fran. One writes Loser clickbait woke articles [and does a youtube show]. The other is a Right-Wing E Celeb/activist/game streamer who chooses to live in trash to sell it to his right wing audience "Look how awful all of this is"

 

[A Random]

I can picture 38 year old Bob doing that just as easily.

Yeah, but that's just sad to think about.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, but that's just sad to think about.

Reality is often not pretty, my friend.

 

[The tired cat]

"The people he speaks out against are what's wrong with this country and this world."

Someone should tell the Chippa that "mayonnaise ghoul" is code for "Jew."

It's not true, obviously, but boy wouldn't it be fun to force Bob to define just what that slur is supposed to mean?

You joke, but it takes one microsoft word edit to change working class to "Jews" and this shit becomes uncomfortable.

 

[Mola Ram]

You joke, but it takes one microsoft word edit to change working class to "Jews" and this shit becomes uncomfortable.

I'm only half-joking, really. Bob's rhetoric is disgusting, and his eye-rolling "whatevers" when someone points out that his euphemisms are easily swapped out with any ethnic slur you can imagine are pathetic. I'm sympathetic to his brother's reflexive defense of him, but you really don't have to go far to demonstrate what a hateful pustule Bob is.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm only half-joking, really. Bob's rhetoric is disgusting, and his eye-rolling "whatevers" when someone points out that his euphemisms are easily swapped out with any ethnic slur you can imagine are pathetic. I'm sympathetic to his brother's reflexive defense of him, but you really don't have to go far to demonstrate what a hateful pustule Bob is.

If he weren’t fat, he’d fit right in with the Neo-Nazis.

 

[thismanlies]

If he weren’t fat, he’d fit right in with the Neo-Nazis.

There are some big ugly fat fucks who are neo nazis. The only thing that separates Bob from them is the fact that he keeps his indulgence from the church of progress up to date.

 

[Mola Ram]

There are some big ugly fat fucks who are neo nazis. The only thing that separates Bob from them is the fact that he keeps his indulgence from the church of progress up to date.

That and no one is willing to touch his flesh colored jello physique long enough to give him any of those sick ass tattoos.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That and no one is willing to touch his flesh colored jello physique long enough to give him any of those sick ass tattoos.

Also, I don’t think a majority of Neo nazis are basement dwellers like Bob is.

 

[Haramburger]

"He ain't retarded; he's my brother!"
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Bobby needs to bust his ass less: no one asked for a 4-hour "review" of Batman vs Superman.

Even their fans smack of Eugenics:
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Little Brother Chris needs some help for his Patreon:
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There are loads of such e-begging tweets to wade through.

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Chris has a sentimental link to an obsolete video rental chain. Big Brother ought to teach him.

Chris Chipman may be an e-beggar, but he has done things:
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Here's Bobby in a loud mustard blazer:
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Iconic Moviebob pic; blazer with a holiday print T-shirt underneath, in the most offensive colors available contrasting against the subdued colors behind him. Also, I'm shocked that his mustache is the most carefully groomed and symmetrical thing on his face. his eyebrows don' t match, his hairline is uneven, even his neckbeard is only grey on one side.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Also, I don’t think a majority of Neo nazis are basement dwellers like Bob is.

How different is a trailer from a basement?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

How different is a trailer from a basement?

You get bee swarms instead of constant flooding. Mold's basically the same.

 

[The tired cat]

How different is a trailer from a basement?

Basements dont have the same chance of exploding to bits like a trailer does.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Basements dont have the same chance of exploding to bits like a trailer does.

But either could have an exploding meth lab. Or in bob's case probably smell as bad as a meth lab

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

But either could have an exploding meth lab. Or in bob's case probably smell as bad as a meth lab

Bob's below ground suite probably smells at least a little musty and stale from flood damage, mold, old beer/coke cans, and the fact that it's harder for him to keep himself clean because he's a bigger guy. He mentions that is opens out onto street level, so during the summer he can open the door and windows to circulate air, but it wont be much because the large windows and door will be on one side of the structure. During the winter, with the heat running, things will get worse. It probably doesn't reek, but it has an odor for sure.

 

[Count groudon]

Yoshi's Island says yes. They are literally delivered via stork to loving parents.

But it offends Bob because it makes his favorite cartoons non-canon, and that means no sassy redhead Toadstool, no mermaid Toads, no faceless Indiana Jones rip-offs...

To make things even more complicated, I’m pretty sure one of the sequels shows that Mario and Luigi’s parents were toads. Like they weren’t even adopted or anything, two little mushroom people somehow spawned two small chubby Italian men. Really looking for any sort of deep lore in a Mario game will give you a brain aneurysm, so I’m lead to believe Bob’s deteriorating mental state is probably a result of him digging too deep into the Mario series trying to find proof Mario is actually from Brooklyn like the autist he is and going mad from the sheer madness of it all.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

"He ain't retarded; he's my brother!"
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Bobby needs to bust his ass less: no one asked for a 4-hour "review" of Batman vs Superman.

Even their fans smack of Eugenics:
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Little Brother Chris needs some help for his Patreon:
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There are loads of such e-begging tweets to wade through.

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Chris has a sentimental link to an obsolete video rental chain. Big Brother ought to teach him.

Chris Chipman may be an e-beggar, but he has done things:
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Here's Bobby in a loud mustard blazer:
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Wow the absolute wrong take to make Chippa for the CONSOOMER. My entertainment doesn’t come from Blob’s content because it’s terrible, I laugh at his bad takes on politics, life, and media. He also doesn’t “bust his ass” because the production value of his videos is absolute shit as is the content.

No one’s life is better off with Blob around because he’s a misanthropic piece of shit. Internet leftists and centrists hate him because he makes the worst takes to antagonize people he disagrees with and he’s also a creepy misogynistic stalker who goes after women who don’t share his opinions.

edit: Bob “moviebob” Chipman is a prime example of what’s wrong with this country.