Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

"I'm assuming you're unaware and not that kind of asshole."

 

[Marissa Moira]

There's a strange subsect of the mario fandom that's equally nostalgic for Where's Waldo as they are for Old School Mario.

The art styles for the old waldo books and settings are somewhat similar to how mario's american art depictions would present itself in both the instruction booklets and the TV series.

I kind of wonder if Bob is one of these fans.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Bob too wants to masturbate to a 75 year old woman who he never gave a shit about until a few weeks ago.
https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/1298123800152698886 https://archive.vn/IHxu8

Actually it seems like he's been a long-time Parton fan, judging by his twitter history. Seems like it's one of those obsolute rightwing coal-mining mayonnaise ghoul things he happened to like before he went completely nuts (whenever that might have been), so it gets a pass.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob too wants to masturbate to a 75 year old woman who he never gave a shit about until a few weeks ago.

https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/1298123800152698886

https://archive.vn/IHxu8

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Spoiler: tweeted pics

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Bob's jokes are like ogres. They are smelly, make you cry, and need to be retweeted by his real verified business account.

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1298476055234334721

https://archive.vn/pCUei

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I legitimately did not know anything about this Eva Peron person. I feel more culturally enriched now knowing that the only thing that Bob took away from her life is that sometimes she dressed in olive drab and died from cervical cancer, and that he needed all his real followers to see it. The Lord of Lynn is ever the pop cultural intellect and classy as fugg.

"Bob, I love you.... I'm assuming (hoping) you're unaware and not that kind of asshole."

Some of Roberto's fans are truly a mystery. How anyway could follow him on Twitter, like him, and assume he's "not that kind of asshole" I don't know. I guess jokes about eugenics, comparing women to sex dolls, pining for people he doesn't like to catch a disease and lose their homes, and rants about how people are irredeemable and need to be disenfranchised are the okay kind of asshole, but making a joke that's loosely linked to a historical figure dying of cancer is the wrong kind of asshole.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did someone say lesbosinains?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1298495672010801153

https://archive.vn/03EKS

Spoiler: tweeted pic

Noelle is the 4 beer alright looking dyke who was the brains behind the new gay She-Ra. Brenden is a guy who you may remember him from such hits as "I cried when my two year old mumbled the Superman theme song while I was high". Mariam is his daughter and I'm sure she will appreciate this being hung on her wall. I'm also happy to know that the proper way to indoctrinate your children is with alright art based on shitty "kids" art where everyone is genderless and somehow gay at the same time. I am now on the right side of histroy.

Actually it seems like he's been a long-time Parton fan, judging by his twitter history. Seems like it's one of those obsolute rightwing coal-mining mayonnaise ghoul things he happened to like before he went completely nuts (whenever that might have been), so it gets a pass.

You are right and I apologize. I never should've doubted Bob's lust for oversized breasts.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/484233234658918400

https://archive.vn/o2R0P

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I would legit kill myself if I even thought about commissioning a painting of terrible kid cartoon lesbians.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's a strange subsect of the mario fandom that's equally nostalgic for Where's Waldo as they are for Old School Mario.

The art styles for the old waldo books and settings are somewhat similar to how mario's american art depictions would present itself in both the instruction booklets and the TV series.

I kind of wonder if Bob is one of these fans.

This is officially more pathetic than being part of Mario fandom. And I say that as someone who enjoys seeing old school Mario pop up. I had no idea there was a WW fandom, especially since it was p annoying even when it was contemporary.

She is an adorable little moppet which is why I gotta say, Chris, booby, son...don't post your kids on the internet. You are not sharing these pics with your family or the world. By posting these on Facebook you are granting them ownership over those pics. Besides the dystopian nightmare of a global corporation monitoring, recording, and owning everything you throw out there, there's still the matter of pedos. I don't think that someone's gonna abduct your kid but they will noisily masturbate to them. I will say that a lot of what I said can be construed as moral fagging so let me spin it in a way that you'll probably get. There is a real potential that weirdo assholes on the internet will take these photos and use them to mock you and/or your brother because your big bubba Bob, whom you've surpassed in every facet of life that actually matters, is an unrepentant, hateful asshole that nobody likes, and has gone on the record to say "I "believe" that there is (almost) no such thing as a bad tactic - only bad TARGETS"

She’s freaking adorable. But the worst part to me is how casually Chris and Bob have outed her as autistic. We are fucking strangers on the internet and should not know anything about these kids, let alone a diagnosis like that. Ava is too young to give meaningful consent. She’s FOUR. As much as the Chimpmans love to chimp about “stalkers” and “harassment,” they go out of their way to violate an innocent child’s privacy. Guess Chris needs to work that sympathy angle to grift. But what’s Bob’s excuse?

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

The Playstation was a huge turning point in the gaming industry. Prior to the Playstation, it was a given that video games were a generational thing; kid shit you play as a kid/young adult but abandon once you become a junior/senior and have real life shit and other adult stuff come up in your life. Hence why a lot of 8 and 16 bit games were kid friendly/marketed.

The Playstation came out at the right fucking time, just as the generation that grew up playing Nintendo were now in their late teens and EXPLICITLY marketed to them. Though they never outright said it in their marketing, Sony wholesale went down the road of marketing their system/cultivating a game library that was designed to keep those Nintendo kids who grew up with Nintendo playing video games by explictly targeting them with more mature (IE violent) or non-traditional games (IE sports, racing, etc) while Nintendo basically tripled down (to their eternal regret) on only going after the kid market via the N64.

The guy who played video games as a kid who went on to play Quarterback might feel dirty playing a kid's game like Zelda or Mario, might not feel that feeling of embarassment playing Ridge Racer or Madden*. Or one of the more "cinematic" games like Resident Evil or Final Fantasy, which catered to people who wanted games that were darker and edgier and you could claim wasn't kiddie fair. The move to cinematic style games helped keep the young adult market, since they created the notion that video game DIDN'T have to be static, that the industry didn't have to operate on the churn principal, and you could keep a gamer hooked for life so long as you keep offering a wide variety of games to keep him glued to the machine that he could play without feeling ashamed.

(Another point of sorts; the Playstation era was really when sports video games truly came into their own as far as the genre codifying gameplay and licensing issues. Prior to the Playstation era, sports games were a motley crew of different play styles plus licensing issues over using real teams and player names. On the Playstation, EA basically perfected their formula for all of the major sports games then began the march to get exclusive rights to the various sports leagues to kill their competition)

I think Blob's bullshit logic is that he hates how jocks who would have phased out of playing video games around senior year kept playing/being part of the video game fandom, as opposed to making video game fandom be a constant stream of young kids and creeepy as fucks like Blob and the Kings of Kong/Billy Mitchell/Twin Galaxies type trainwrecks who are adult men who's lives revolve around kids games. And worse, how the industry catered to them hard, rather than keep making the shit Blob liked.

This was coupled with how the Playstation dethroned Nintendo at this time and Blob being a huge Nintendo fanboy. Same with his hate boner for FPS, which exploded into the mainstream consoles, after years of being largely a thing that was the domain of PC gaming, when Xbox came along.

Just to add to this, a big reason the N64 pivoted Nintendo more to kiddy games was that Nintendo decided to stick to cartridges instead of moving to CDs. While cartridges had faster load times and were more durable, they held only 1/10th the storage at most (64mb vs 600mb) as well as being more expensive for the developers. This was a big reason, along with Sega screwing up the Saturn launch in the US, decided to take a gamble on the Playstation. This left Nintendo relying heavily on 1st and 2nd party developers to develop games for the N64 as many 3rd party developers, notably Square Enix, adbandoned Nintendo along with their more mature games that could have had Nintendo shake their reputation as a kiddie console. Nintendo hasn't really recovered from all the 3rd party devs leaving them until the Switch.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Did someone say lesbosinains?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1298495672010801153

https://archive.vn/03EKS

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Spoiler: tweeted pic

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The painter is technically competent but damn if they didn't make Nu She-Ra look even more like a twink than in the show. This Brendan dude also seems like one of those creeps who uses his kids as political props. Maybe not DesmondisAmazing's mom's levels, but it's still disturbing.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob: BLM people burning down buildings and assaulting people, I sleep.

Bob: Possible LITERAL NAZI shot some people who were actively attacking him, TIME TO PURGE SOME MIDWESTERNERS!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anyone who fails to understand what’s happening in Kenosha is either fucking retarded or emotionally invested in not understanding. Bob is both.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob: BLM people burning down buildings and assaulting people, I sleep.

Bob: Possible LITERAL NAZI shot some people who were actively attacking him, TIME TO PURGE SOME MIDWESTERNERS!

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Let me translate this from Antifa bullshit:
A group communist/anarchist revolution cosplayers showed up with batons, mace, lighters, and maybe gasoline, looking to get their peaceful protest on and some armed citizens confronted them. The black bloccers proceeded to screech impotently but didn't dare to try anything because guns. The cops came over, and seeing that this group of protesters was kitted out for trouble while the armed citizens were being purely defensive of the local infrastructure and themselves, told the protesters to take a fucking hike, then expressed their appreciation that because of the armed citizens, their town isn't going to turn into a smoldering heap like Minneapolis or Seattle.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob: BLM people burning down buildings and assaulting people, I sleep.

Bob: Possible LITERAL NAZI shot some people who were actively attacking him, TIME TO PURGE SOME MIDWESTERNERS!

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They didn't murder the black guy, he didn't comply and went for the front seat of his car (where his gun was), they shot him, and he's alive in the hospital.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob "I literally look and talk like Moviebob" Chipman makes fun of a man for flubbing some public speaking and not looking fuckable enough.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

They Live is a funny film in that even with Carpenter's own statement of the themes, it's got enough room in it to project other theories about what Carpenter was trying to say in it.

Word of God from John Carpenter is that it's a metaphor for how yuppies/vulture capital/colonialism fucks up third world countries so first world countries can stay rich and powerful via exploiting poor countries national resources/use the locals as slave labor. This is in the actual text of the film, when Roddy Piper is having the aliens scheme explained to him: the corpse/bug like aliens are outer space's version of America and Earth as a whole is basically "insert third world nation" here, complete with the aliens having Earth leaders/businessmen working for them as collaborators the same way third world politicians and wealthy people in third world countries collaborate with America to exploit their countries. And that the whole "sunglasses reveal the truth" thing is Carpenter bitching and him creating a literal plot device out of the cliche that is "rose colored lenses distorting/hiding a horrific reality", not retroactively mind you, but literally in then present day.

Unofficially though? A LOT of people have accused Carpenter of making They Live a film about people getting red pilled about (insert topic here). In that way, it's basically a Rorschach test for what Carpenter was trying to warn people about with the anti-capitalist themes being window dressing for certain "theories" that Carpenter could never ever outright state publicly without committing public suicide and that, to this day, has to publicly denounce due to the implications if he ever formally endorsed them.

Actor Keith David, even stated that there was a conspiracy to kill the film when it first came out as far as the studio that made the film pulling it from theaters after 2-3 weeks even though it was a hit and was on track to make back it's budget. That "certain people" didn't really pay attention to the film and what it was about/saying, until it came out in theaters/getting reviewed positively and they sat down to watch it and freaked out over the film and what it was saying and how even with the above mentioned "Earth is a third world planet" scene, it's overall themes were ambiguous enough for interpretations that "certain people" didn't want normal people to ever think about. And that it only got a VHS release because the bean counters pushed to get it a home video release, since even internally, there was a lot of confusion among people at the studio about why studio executives would shut down a film the studio had invested a decent sized advertising budget for and was on track for doing well with decent box office pull and word of mouth reviews.

Carpenter will never obviously state that the various readings of the film are correct or valid, for obvious reasons. But They Live is a film where even Carpenter's "word of god" has enough wiggle room to see other things he may or may not have been trying to say/warn viewers about.

It gets clearer if you watch Escape from L.A. that Carpenter is an anarcho-libertarian who is disgusted with how the world developed under his generation’s watch.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It gets clearer if you watch Escape from L.A. that Carpenter is an anarcho-libertarian who is disgusted with how the world developed under his generation’s watch.

That sequel is god fucking awful

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It gets clearer if you watch Escape from L.A. that Carpenter is an anarcho-libertarian who is disgusted with how the world developed under his generation’s watch.

I'm a Carpenter fan and I still have no idea whether LA is either a brilliant satire or just complete shite

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'm a Carpenter fan and I still have no idea whether LA is either a brilliant satire or just complete shite

Both arguments hold water, but the ending was worth it.

Basically, Snake has the power to wipe out modern society completely, right in the palm of his hand, and is begged by the president to use it on the enemies of the American regime. He also has the code to wipe out the US. In the end, he just wipes out all electronics in the world, levelling the playing field all around.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can we get a new poll up? Maybe one related to how Bob will react if Trump wins the election?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob "I literally look and talk like Moviebob" Chipman makes fun of a man for flubbing some public speaking and not looking fuckable enough.

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Even better, Roberto flubbed his own Tweet mocking this guy for flubbing his line. He clearly meant to type "single-strap overalls as their sole article of clothing."