Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[jspit2.0]

Wokeism appears to have cribbed off of Calvinism because of Calvinism's doctrine of predestination. Some people are bound for heaven, some for hell, and according to the doctrine, that cannot be changed. This premise is the root of the woke's dismissal of "irredeemable mayonnaise white ghouls". Catholicism doesn't cotton to predestination like that, so it's odd that Bob seems to have at least embraced a version of it.

It's amazing how Bob's stupidity inspires people to intellectual conversations on topics. Almost as if viewing it scandalizes them to perform an intellectual exorcism, lest the gaydumb is catching.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

EFAP mentioned Moviebob again:
(Fair warning, it's an 11 hour stream, but the Moviebob part starts around timestamp 31:00)

EFAP is kinda funny, but it's like pulling fucking teeth to try and parse a point out of their rambling, incoherent vomit of consciousness.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It's amazing how Bob's stupidity inspires people to intellectual conversations on topics. Almost as if viewing it scandalizes them to perform an intellectual exorcism, lest the gaydumb is catching.

Assessing how train wrecks happen does require asking all sorts of questions why such a train wreck happened in the first place.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

EFAP is kinda funny, but it's like pulling fucking teeth to try and parse a point out of their rambling, incoherent vomit of consciousness.

Yeah I gave them five minutes and I’ll never get those back. No wonder their streams are 11+ hours.

 

[ditto]

Wokeism appears to have cribbed off of Calvinism because of Calvinism's doctrine of predestination.

Moldbug calls is "super-Calvinism" and that modern progressivism is a direct descendant.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Moldbug calls is "super-Calvinism" and that modern progressivism is a direct descendant.

Hey, you know what ties Calvinism together and makes it make sense in a coherent way? Jesus. The existence of a higher power with absolute authority and a set of commandments that are ancient and inalienable.

These psychotic motherfuckers worship themselves and make bullshit up as they go.

 

[cypocryphy]

Joke's on Chris...my brother used to work at a video store so I can get all those cool stories and insight for free. Plus, it was a Movie Gallery. Fuck Blockbuster.

 

[Positron]

Relatively new to this thread, so I assumed the @Positron drops were of a week or a month of curated stupidity. Nope, just double checked the last few and they’re one day of bob’s output. Magnificent.

I like my milk fresh and hopefully so does everybody here.
Like what I've been doing? Donate to Null (even though he is a filthy Jew and is probably using the money for matzo balls and estrogen).

Every selfie Chris takes of himself reminds me of this old memepic:

A fresh example:



So the idea is that you work out according to an app (yes you have to pay for those "virtual races") and then pay even more money to get stickers for your neck. Donate to his Patreon please.

Bobby denies that he has ever been fired:





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Something is rotten in the state of California. You now need to pay woke groups to lie.


Fake News claims that Trump will run again in 2024. Bobby believes it:


Bobby claims 70 million+ people are "a nuisance not a force".


I hope I can interest him in another piece of statistics:


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Capeshit:


"Hot butch girl" in MCU:

"A girl who is into mechanics is 'butch'", so problematic!!!



More MCU:


DC Capeshit:


Dob Chipman. The "recent movie" he talks about is this lesbo bait.


Cartoon:


Rando on Youtube:


No idea:


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This is probably some internet drama, Breadtube perhaps, but I have no idea:


Googling this picture brings me to another KF thread.


Meanwhile the deleted tweet continues to pay dividends:


Bobby's fans are every bit as thin-skinned as he is:


We joke that Bobby never grown beyond high school. Fuck that: judging the way he retorts, he never grown beyond play school:


In Bobby's Angels. Troon #67 is shilling Zach Antolek's "depersonalization" bullshit -- but in his case "depersonalization" seems to mean "the world says I'm wrong even though I'm cocksure I'm right!"

 

[Local FloRida-man]

Assessing how train wrecks happen does require asking all sorts of questions why such a train wreck happened in the first place.

True, but sometimes their spur of thought, shoot from the hip style leads to some very odd takes. Case in point: in that very vid, in order to own the extra credits man, they somehow rile themselves up into claiming The Iliad wasnt really that big of a deal to western literature.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert has moved on from Lindsay:

https://twitter.com/BootlegGirl/status/1332933402710958080 (Archive)

 

[Positron]

What would Bob have to give up if he got religion? The sex (that he isn't having)? The drugs (that he isn't taking)? The pride and hate (that is destroying his life)? The hard-left friends (who don't actually like him and are assholes anyway)? The troons (ditto)? The Superior Future (which was never actually going to happen)? I'm not normally the sort of person to say, "Y'all need Jesus!"... but, maybe Bob does need Jesus. It's not like religion is likely to make his life worse.

The number one reason that Bobby won't convert is that Bobby is adamantly resistant to change, because he is, as per the screenshot above, already "better than you". Jesus implores people to change. If your church claims you are good enough as you are, they are theologically bankrupt and you are at risk of being led astray.

Aside. I read an article about Hong Kong's Prism Award (link, contains borderline NSFW cartoons), which is some kind of LGBTBBQ Folx of The Year award. This year the recipient is an FtT reverend of something called The LGBTS Church, whose slogan is "you are accepted for who you are, and saved for what you are." This is absolutely preposterous. We are not saved for what we are (sinners); we are saved DESPITE what we are -- and to be saved is to undergo transformation (no, not that kind) of our souls.

 

[Flexo]

If Chris is as panicked about finances as he claims, he should have responded to that “tree help wanted” sign at the Christmas tree farm. Because here’s how his begging is going: same as usual, fucking crickets. Not even his own wife, mother or siblings can be bothered to throw him a like, let alone his other family and friends. No one cares or wants your shit, Chris.

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Got admit I'm tempted to hop in for like $5 for 1 month just to get that bluray and upload it here.

Which is ironic, considering that ancient Christianity, be it Catholicism or Orthodoxy, preached rather hard on the effect of your deeds determining whether or not you will be saved. The Parable of the Sheep and the Goats was Christ effectively telling people that if you don't help your fellow man, you are close to suffering hellfire. You're not just magically saved or damned based on an arbitrary choice, you have to save yourself and others, not just with faith, but also with actions.

"But when you retweeted that hashtag, you were retweeting me.

And when you voted for Biden, you were voting for me."

Man, we should just do a SJW translation of the bible. Not only would it be hilarious, it shows just how vacuous and empty their philosophy is.

 

[graywolf88]

The only religion Bob truly belongs to is the cult of McDonalds.

The Big Mac is the body of McChrist and the vanilla shake is His blood.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Big Mac is the body of McChrist and the vanilla shake is His blood.

Nah. McNuggets are the Body; dippin' sauces are the Blood. When Bob went to that party loaded for bear with all them McNuggets, it wasn't just to loosen the panties of the hambeasts what adore him. It was to preach the evangel of Our Lord and Savior Ronald McDonald.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

If Chris is as panicked about finances as he claims, he should have responded to that “tree help wanted” sign at the Christmas tree farm. Because here’s how his begging is going: same as usual, fucking crickets. Not even his own wife, mother or siblings can be bothered to throw him a like, let alone his other family and friends. No one cares or wants your shit, Chris.

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So is Chris in this movie? Did he have anything to do with its creation at all, or does he just think his name is synonymous with Blockbuster?

 

[Water-T]

Take a good look, Blob - this is where you'll never get to sit, at the Kewl Kidz Klub.

 

[kaien]

Nah. McNuggets are the Body; dippin' sauces are the Blood. When Bob went to that party loaded for bear with all them McNuggets, it wasn't just to loosen the panties of the hambeasts what adore him. It was to preach the evangel of Our Lord and Savior Ronald McDonald.

now I envision a transubstantiation/consubstantiation schism pitting hot mustard against sweet 'n' sour.

 

[AnOminous]

Bobby denies that he has ever been fired:

"I'm not fired! I'm not fired!" I continue to insist as I slowly expand and transform into a Hutt.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[AnOminous]

Note that Bob still has cheeks in this. When did he turn into a hollow cheeked McDonald's ghoul?