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Is this the white fragility that I keep hearing about?
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Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Bob listens and believes to a twice married 1/2 black woman that pulled her husband out of royalty and his actively ruining his life. He's also glad that Harry's letting her run roughshod over him.
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That's being the right kind of partner, baby bubba Chris. You'd do well to remember that.
 
Imagine being in the life of luxury and having anything you ever wanted - And you complain that your family "Might" be racist thinking it will draw some sort of sympathy or moral understanding with commoners and the poor.

Really think about it.
There're many people in America that are enamored with the royal family and all the goings on and look in awe at them (the Founding Fathers are surely spinning in their graves over that). She'll draw plenty of sympathy alone from that, but throwing in the "muh racism" card will also bring in SJW elements to agree and believe.
Bob listens and believes to a twice married 1/2 black woman that pulled her husband out of royalty and his actively ruining his life. He's also glad that Harry's letting her run roughshod over him.
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That's being the right kind of partner, baby bubba Chris. You'd do well to remember that.
Bobert won't be the only one chiming in like this. However, I believe he is more in tune with royalty than he is letting on given his penchant for fawning over elites and pretending he is one.
 
She'll draw plenty of sympathy alone from that, but throwing in the "muh racism" card will also bring in SJW elements to agree and believe.

Not to be the guy who bitches about people talking about stuff that doesn't interest me, but I'm puzzled why outsiders have any strong opinions about this whole kerfluffle.

The marriage of Prince Harry's mom and dad detonated in one of those media frenzies that makes me thank the Living God that I am leading a quiet life of mediocrity beneath anyone's notice. I had a divorce, the only people who give a shit know me, and I'm grateful for that. So it's not too surprising he'd have issues with his extended family, long before the present "crisis."

There's people acting like he's "ruined his life" like he's going door to door with a sign WILL REIGN FOR FOOD.

He's not the first person to opt out of royalty, and he won't be the last until Bongland sits back and collectively says, "Look, she seems to be a nice old lady and all, but maybe we're investing a little too much emotion into her family?"
 
There're many people in America that are enamored with the royal family and all the goings on and look in awe at them (the Founding Fathers are surely spinning in their graves over that). She'll draw plenty of sympathy alone from that, but throwing in the "muh racism" card will also bring in SJW elements to agree and believe.
Speaking as a Canadian that acknowledges the Elizabeth II as my (figurehead) sovereign, I consider her the only member of the royal family worth a damn. I imagine the primary reason that some Americans are enamored with them is because they are interwoven with celebrity culture and Meagan's marriage to Harry solidified that. You would think that the royals would be wary of American divorcees after Wallis Simpson.
 
Imagine being in the life of luxury and having anything you ever wanted - And you complain that your family "Might" be racist thinking it will draw some sort of sympathy or moral understanding with commoners and the poor.

Really think about it.

The only reason that Harry and Meghan aren't more embarrassing than Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson is that there's no Hitler around for them to fawn over. Also, Harry is exploiting the public's sympathy and nostalgia for his dead mother worse than Liza Minelli used to do with Judy Garland.

Markle is such an obvious gold-digging whore that it's amazing anyone would simp for her. But Bob can't resist mixed-race elitist pussy.
 
I'm a pretty royalist guy.

My opinion is that either you're a member of the Royal Family in which case you don't bitch about the press and people allegedly making racist remarks, or you're not, in which case you don't act as if you are and don't call yourself the Duke of Sussex. If Harry Windsor doesn't want to call himself a royal, he's welcome to that, but he should be known as Harry Windsor.
 
Wasn't that the Frylok VA who got screwed out of royalties and was almost living on the street?
I'm not sure on that, but there are plenty of others who Adult Swim have fucked over in the past. One of the most notable examples is C. Martin Croker, animator and voice of Zorak and Moltar (and other early Adult Swim characters). Despite being one of the people who helped to build Adult Swim from the ground up, he was pretty much cast aside in the mid 00's, barely given even token work for years. The tributes to him after his death ring hollow in that light.

You've also got Dino Stamatopolous; the higher-ups wanted a darker season 3 for Moral Orel, and when they got exactly what they asked for, they cut down their order by multiple episodes and canceled any future seasons, preventing Dino from fully exploring the concepts he wanted to. Brendan Small got fucked over with Metalocalypse's final season, leaving its story unresolved almost a decade later; never mind that they produced the highest-selling death metal albms of all time, it still got the axe. And of course, we have the most recent example with the cancellation of The Venture Bros. for no discernible reason other than new management unable to see the value in it despite its often glacial production schedule. And that's without getting into the whole Sam Hyde thing.

I guess this is pretty off-topic at this point, but to bring it back to Blobbo's "burn," modern Adult Swim is not the sort of place that would greenlight a show from the Mayo Ghouls anymore, if it ever was. If you have the right ideology (and often the right skin color too), it doesn't matter how shit your idea is, you're golden. Look at the abomination that is Lazor Wulf to see my point.
 
Is this the white fragility that I keep hearing about?
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Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Bob listens and believes to a twice married 1/2 black woman that pulled her husband out of royalty and his actively ruining his life. He's also glad that Harry's letting her run roughshod over him.
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That's being the right kind of partner, baby bubba Chris. You'd do well to remember that.
A millionaire actress of Mixed Race marries a literal Prince, they leave his home country and stay in the home and get security from a black billionaire, and is now interviewed by another black billionaire. Was going to make a white privilege joke, but honestly just can't help but think the Royal family made the right choice dumping the Ginger and the Mulatto.
 
He's not the first person to opt out of royalty, and he won't be the last until Bongland sits back and collectively says, "Look, she seems to be a nice old lady and all, but maybe we're investing a little too much emotion into her family?"

It'd be one thing if they said they wanted out, and left to do their own work at their own pace, but it's the blatant grift of the whole thing, where they demand privacy then run off to do an interview worth millions.
 
Imagine the back hair.
He is doing with his gut what Bob does with his cheeks. If he sucked it in any harder he would collapse in upon himself creating a very small and useless black hole.
Is this the white fragility that I keep hearing about?
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Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Bob listens and believes to a twice married 1/2 black woman that pulled her husband out of royalty and his actively ruining his life. He's also glad that Harry's letting her run roughshod over him.
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That's being the right kind of partner, baby bubba Chris. You'd do well to remember that.
All Jeeps kind of suck now and are incredibly overpriced. I had the opportunity to drive one for awhile and it was really uncomfortable in a lot of ways. Does Bob even have a license?

Social circles
Oh, Robert, you do not have friends and we all know it. The closest to a social circle you have is the women who call you out for being creepy and the women who ignore your embarrassingly clumsy attempts to hit on them via Twitter.

Harry is not being a partner at all. He is being a bitch.
I'm not sure on that, but there are plenty of others who Adult Swim have fucked over in the past. One of the most notable examples is C. Martin Croker, animator and voice of Zorak and Moltar (and other early Adult Swim characters). Despite being one of the people who helped to build Adult Swim from the ground up, he was pretty much cast aside in the mid 00's, barely given even token work for years. The tributes to him after his death ring hollow in that light.

You've also got Dino Stamatopolous; the higher-ups wanted a darker season 3 for Moral Orel, and when they got exactly what they asked for, they cut down their order by multiple episodes and canceled any future seasons, preventing Dino from fully exploring the concepts he wanted to. Brendan Small got fucked over with Metalocalypse's final season, leaving its story unresolved almost a decade later; never mind that they produced the highest-selling death metal albms of all time, it still got the axe. And of course, we have the most recent example with the cancellation of The Venture Bros. for no discernible reason other than new management unable to see the value in it despite its often glacial production schedule. And that's without getting into the whole Sam Hyde thing.

I guess this is pretty off-topic at this point, but to bring it back to Blobbo's "burn," modern Adult Swim is not the sort of place that would greenlight a show from the Mayo Ghouls anymore, if it ever was. If you have the right ideology (and often the right skin color too), it doesn't matter how shit your idea is, you're golden. Look at the abomination that is Lazor Wulf to see my point.
I had not watched Adult Swim for years but after moving and getting talked into an introductory package I started giving it a watch again. Everything that is not old is garbage. Even some of the stuff that approached ok was still kind of shit. I mean they are rerunning Home Movies and Lucy(not a complaint).

Even Eric Andre is kind of shit. I remember it being a lot funnier but he just seems old and the routine is tired.

Lazor Wulf is not just terrible it is lazy and you can smell the cheap.

I do not think the viewers are there for AS anymore. Are teenagers and people in their early 20's watching cartoons late at night or are they gaming, streaming, or watching streams? Probably the latter. Comedy Central's late night schedule kind of hints at it being across the board.

South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->The Unfunny Show with Trevor Notalent-->South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->South Park-->Adam and Eve Sex Toy Infomercial(fucking hilarious by the way the first time it was on I watched it in its entirely because I thought for sure it was going to be some surrealist comedy and the punchline was coming any second).

No viewers means low ad revenue means nothing to spend and no will to spend it. Changing tech and shitty management caused it but honestly even if the management had been stellar I think the reality would still be that no one is watching anymore.
 
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Seeing how the cancel culture mob just put out a hit on Speedy Gonzales, I wonder how long it will take for Bob to comment on the fact that the character has supposedly always been racist while ignoring the huge Hispanic fanbase Speedy has.
Speedy is also being played by Gabriel Iglesias, a Mexican who is not happy about the woke police taking another shot at the mouse. Would be funny to see Bob dunked on, but I don't think he'll say much about it.
 
How do you feel about Speedy's cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez? I know it isn't Bob related, but I've never ahd a good time to ask.

Slowpoke? I feel many here are indifferent to him, including me. But he does have some small number that still remembers him. Even if he gets overshadowed by Speedy most of the time. But that's extremely way off-topic.
Seeing how the cancel culture mob just put out a hit on Speedy Gonzales, I wonder how long it will take for Bob to comment on the fact that the character has supposedly always been racist while ignoring the huge Hispanic fanbase Speedy has.

He commented already, and he came out extremely sane in comparison to his allies. But knowing his M.O he might change his tone to fit in with the crowd.
 
Speedy is also being played by Gabriel Iglesias, a Mexican who is not happy about the woke police taking another shot at the mouse. Would be funny to see Bob dunked on, but I don't think he'll say much about it.
A big reason the Woke are going after Speedy is the fact he was voiced by Mel Blanc: a white man (le horror!) Never mind that actual Hispanics didn't give a shit who voiced Speedy and loved the character, and never mind that an actual Hispanic provides the voice now. It's like Pepe le Pew (and I predict Johnny Bravo will meet Pepe's fate.)
 
A big reason the Woke are going after Speedy is the fact he was voiced by Mel Blanc: a white man (le horror!) Never mind that actual Hispanics didn't give a shit who voiced Speedy and loved the character, and never mind that an actual Hispanic provides the voice now. It's like Pepe le Pew (and I predict Johnny Bravo will meet Pepe's fate.)
As far as I recall, this isn't the first time people tried coming for the fastest mouse in Mexico. Like 5-15 years ago I read news that a loud minority of Mexicans wanted him gone, because of "offenive stereotypes" or whatever they called it back then. A huuuuge number of Hispanics came to Speedy's defense and said he is a good role model, is funny, and A JOKE.

I seriously hope spics keep being relatively sane in the world of wokeness. I
 
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