Saints Row thread

For a short time
Volition was one of my favorites
Saints Row 2 was just such a bast at the time (even more so with coop)
Red Faction Gorilla was mind-blowing, fun and even quite atmospheric
I enjoyed Saints Row 3 and 4 well enough
then comes Gat Out of Hell, a game that feel more like a total conversion of 4. got it on sale and still felt jipped
didn't even get Agents of Mayhem
and now this
what a shame
 
Previous video creator looking into r/Saints Row and the people who suddenly started white knighting the reboot.
Let's not.
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So yeah, r/Gamingcirclejerk is trying to do a gayops on the SR Reboot?
 
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So yeah, r/Gamingcirclejerk is trying to do a gayops on the SR Reboot?

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LOL yeah that sub is super pozzed by either a firm or some neolib discord.

I remembered hearing that r/Gamingcirclejerk is filled with TLOU2 Stans and Defenders as well, so it's pozzed for sure.
 
You have selective vision. For every comment on Babe Driver and power of friendship soul sista, I've seen like five dunking on shirtless Wrench and Urkel.
There's also the fact they don't act like a gang or feel like one in the trailer unlike the actual one they steal from, are quippy assholes which means there will not be good story writing, and the sheer contempt of the creators to criticism after lying for over 2 years about what they're planning on making.

They lied for years about what this game was supposed to be, and only now realized their fucking mistake by doing that.
 
So yeah, r/Gamingcirclejerk is trying to do a gayops on the SR Reboot?
Wouldn't surprise me, their schtick is to act like contrarians over the latest "circlejerk" even if it's justified.

Couple that with Volition saying "right" things like Latinx, and these guys will die on the hill defending this thing.
 
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There's also the fact they don't act like a gang or feel like one in the trailer unlike the actual one they steal from, are quippy assholes which means there will not be good story writing, and the sheer contempt of the creators to criticism after lying for over 2 years about what they're planning on making.

They lied for years about what this game was supposed to be, and only now realized their fucking mistake by doing that.
I fully expected the next Saints Row game to be like this. They haven't changed the formula since 2.
 
You've had Gentleman of the Row, now you'll get GENTRIFICATION OF THE ROW. I was hoping for something more grounded and less wacky and am massively disappointed, and the sanitized cast of baristas larping as GANGSTXRS is the shit icing on a turd cake. Not to say that I want the old gang back, since they've been overstaying their welcome since SR3. I just want a decent GTA Clone with territorial control since Rockstar will never make GTA 6.

I'll play it in a decade when it's on sale.
I'm pretty sure woke used to be some hotep shit that said white people stole everything from blacks and used their tricknology to turn them into slaves before wypipo took the term and tweaked the definition for the purposes of buck breaking.
 
I fully expected the next Saints Row game to be like this. They haven't changed the formula since 2.
So you fully expected Volition to lie about this reboot since 2019, using the first two games as their backdrops for streams on their new reboot, and their first ads being gang graffiti to further bolster the lie?

And they did change the formula. Why do you think there's a split between people who liked the first two games and the ones who came in due to 3? The tone of the first two games are noticeably different since they were more grounded.
 
I honestly just liked the gameplay feature of being able to change combat style. I slowly made my character into some rasta wrestle queen halfway through, whereas SR3 and beyond was just.. plastic surgery now and then for the sake of it. New flavor on the ice cream, nothing actually to unlock. And lest we forgot; the superhero game was literally just SR3 with new missions? They're not exactly a great studio.
 
What's so upsetting about this situation to me is it provides such a perfect example and timeline of gaming now versus then, more so than just about any other series I can think of, even down to Gat Out of Hell, which came out in 2015, the last year that the last remnants of pre-Woke culture were left, like the last few embers in a dying fire.

It's just especially distressing to me think of how far we've fallen since just 2015.


Volition was one of my favorites
I think I said this earlier in the thread but I've always had a special affinity for Volition because they had an approach no other dev really had, in that they would pretty obviously take inspiration from a popular series/game but put their own unique spin on it, plenty of devs imitate but only Volition took special care into doing so in a way that didn't just feel like a pale imitation but something that stood up as very worthy when compared to the original.

In addition to that their games also really tried to capture the cultural zeitgeist of when they were made in a way that was a good thing back when the cultural zeitgeist wasn't so shitty and lame, Red Faction 2 has a very 2002 sci fi aesthetic, Saints Row 1 is very 2006, Saints Row 3 is very 2011 even down to the dubstep gun and so on.

It's ironic really, in so closely following trends Volition wound up feeling unique.

And overall their games just had a nice, unpretentious, good clean fun vibe that is sorely lacking today, there's just something really noxious to me about Volition of all devs so falling prey to the Woke menace, I don't know, I just honestly expected better from them and it really shows just deep seeded the rot has become.
 
I fully expected the next Saints Row game to be like this. They haven't changed the formula since 2.
Personally I think the series went downhill when they messed with the formula. 2 was just goofy enough to where'd you notice it but you could still believe there were gangs that looked and acted the way they do in the game. 3 decided to ramp the goofiness up to 11 by making you fight gangs of luchadores, devil worshippers, and whatever the fuck those blue guys were. Oh and they also transformed Shaundi from being a druggie whore who could get you anything you wanted by calling one of her many, many exes to an uptight bitch who has nothing to offer. 4 was just naked dudes and watching your character dance in a g string.
 
For a short time
Volition was one of my favorites
Saints Row 2 was just such a bast at the time (even more so with coop)
Red Faction Gorilla was mind-blowing, fun and even quite atmospheric
I enjoyed Saints Row 3 and 4 well enough
then comes Gat Out of Hell, a game that feel more like a total conversion of 4. got it on sale and still felt jipped
didn't even get Agents of Mayhem
and now this
what a shame
FOOKING ZOOMAS *shakesstick*

best volition game coming through:
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It's like a Saints Row game made by Portland Starbucks baristas who have never even been in the same ZIP code as a video game.

Sarah Sidecut: Hey fellow diversity hire Aiden Agender, Mr. Shekelstein put us in charge of making the next Saints Row game!
Aiden Agender: Neat! What's Saints Row?
Sarah Sidecut: Wikipedia said it's a parody of Grand Theft Auto.
Aiden Agender: Grand Theft Auto... that's a game about gangs, right?
Sarah Sidecut: I think so. I didn't actually have time to read past the first paragraph, I had to Tweet a sick dunk about Bad Orange Man. So anyway, what if we made the game all about us and our friends in a gang, doing something super Relatable™ like trying to pay off our college loans?
Aiden Agender: Do you think fans of the old games will find it fun?
Sarah Sidecut: I hope not! Fun is White Privilege!

I didn't even mind the wackiness of 3 and 4 that much, but I would've rather had nothing than this shitshow.
 
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