Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Miss Kiwifarms]

What if you don’t leave the carts or put them away, but take them with you?

 

[Oxyjen]

the cart narc is pretty annoying, but his cause is just. The rugged individualism of America’s past has morphed into a kind of retarded and belligerent lack of consideration for others. Incompatible with civilization

There’s a thesis in Termination Shock by Neal Stephenson, about how the behaviour and outlook of the modern American is heavily influenced and shaped by that of the Comanche Indians.
I think about that a lot.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Best course of action for anyone ever dealing with something like this, tell him to fuck off, get in your car, let him put gay the magnet on and drive a little ways away get out, take it off, put it on someone elses car, and go on with your day. Just to prevent yourself from being some worthless louses content

Corrected the one mistake

 

[Netizennameless]

What if you don’t leave the carts or put them away, but take them with you?

Then you're the only winner in this debate

 

[MetalOwls]

Best course of action for anyone ever dealing with something like this, tell him to fuck off, get in your car, let him put gay the magnet on and drive a little ways away get out, take it off and go on with your day. Just to prevent yourself from being some worthless louses content

Don't give him what he wants (and deserves) by chasing him or some shit. Leave that for some nigger to do who will probably catch him eventually and make him regret even starting his channel.

Edit: Anyone who's using the "not intimidating" argument to chastise people for being weary of some strange autistic white guy approaching them under specious circumstances must have missed how many austitic shitbags have gone on mass murder shooting sprees in the last 10 years.

Or, just say absolutely nothing and drive away. More than a few lazybones did just that.

Keep in mind, the bigger an asshole you come off as, the more likely you'll end up in a video.

Also, if you think a reflecting wand and a silly vest are somehow this precursor to a concealed weapon, you're a paranoid autist

 

[R00T]

Does this individual intimidate you?
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Because he murdered 10 people at a grocery store last year, starting in the parking lot. While using a go pro. Looks can be deceiving

did that individual approach the grocer wearing an autism vest, waving a reflecting wand while throwing magnets shouting "WEE WOO WEE WOO LAZY BONES" while being a notorious local sperg?

oh no he walked up to the grocer with a rifle. not a reflective wand nor magnet in sight.

but please continue to conflate cart sperg with a literal murderer it truly makes you correct and not irrational in the end.

Also, if you think a reflecting wand and a silly vest are somehow this precursor to a concealed weapon, you're a paranoid autist

nonono it's the perfect cover! he merely looks stupid to get in close, then he drops and pulls out the "lazybone breaker" tec-9 he keeps concealed.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

What if you don’t leave the carts or put them away, but take them with you?

I already made that argument, you lazybones.

 

[Ed Weed]

Or, just say absolutely nothing and drive away. More than a few lazybones did just that.

Keep in mind, the bigger an asshole you come off as, the more likely you'll end up in a video.

Also, if you think a reflecting wand and a silly vest are somehow this precursor to a concealed weapon, you're a paranoid autist

If someone does end up in a video telling this faggot to 'fuck off', its not good content anyways, tldr I don't care.

Careful with that word autist, though. You're literally gurgling on this deranged retards balls so hard that you use his stupid "lazybones" catch phrase.

 

[CuzinEd]

I wouldn't go around fucking with people in the US this way. Despite the rosy picture painted by the propaganda life isn't that great in the US. Most Americans are over worked under paid and they get less vacation time than other people in the Western world. 75-80% of alcoholism in the US being job related didn't happen for nothing. many Americans are on some kind of psychiatric medication especially for depression. The US is suffering from all sorts of decline. Economic social moral health and population. Thanks to what has happened to the country over the past 60 years. Most Americans are ticking time bombs of rage just waiting to go off and they are looking for someone to take all that shit out on. You might not want to fuck with them. Just a warning.

The best stores have a place for the shopping carts at the front of the store. Walmart does this though I haven't been to a Walmart in years and a local Safe Way does this. There is big space for the shopping carts rights there at the entrance. You never have to take the cart out of the store if you don't have to.

People aren't paid to take the cart backs from anywhere, they're paid to take it from the corrals.

Regardless if you leave your cart out you risk damaging someone's car when a strong enough wind blows. If you do this instead of just taking the extra seconds it takes to walk it to the corral (most places have easily accessible corrals through the parking lot) you're one lazy nigga and I hope you step in dog shit someone didn't pick up on your way out of the store!

Some of the grocery stores in my area have cart corrals and some don't. I was just at one that doesn't, and I took the cart back to the front of the store.

I’m surprised the deposit system hasn’t caught on worldwide.
In the U.K. you need to stick a pound coin in the lock system to release the cart from the stack. So if you can’t be bothered to return the cart to the park area, you don’t get your pound back. It pops out when you’ve fastened the lock into the trolley queue.
It’s only a pound, but it’s just that bit too much to leave out of laziness.
The system works well. Very orderly car parks and trolley parks.

We have that here as well. I know because I have seen it. But you mostly see it in nigger neighborhoods where the niggers steal the carts and use them to haul stuff around.

Now I want to see a group of guys take a shopping cart full of groceries, load up their car, and then act like their about to leave the buggy in the lot as Sebastian walks up to them, only to have them hoist the cart on top of the car, tie it down like hunters would with a deer, and then drive off with the cart.

Then as they're driving away, they circle back around, roll down their window, and tell him they'll be back later for the rest of the store's carts, then they peel out of there.

People stole all the baskets at one of my local CVS stores. If I want to just pick up a few things I have to get a cart.

They stole the fucking baskets.

 

[autistic dog]

did that individual approach the grocer wearing an autism vest, waving a reflecting wand while throwing magnets shouting "WEE WOO WEE WOO LAZY BONES" while being a notorious local sperg?

oh no he walked up to the grocer with a rifle. not a reflective wand nor magnet in sight.

but please continue to conflate cart sperg with a literal murderer it truly makes you correct and not irrational in the end.


nonono it's the perfect cover! he merely looks stupid to get in close, then he drops and pulls out the "lazybone breaker" tec-9 he keeps concealed.

Yes he was also wearing a bullet proof vest.

"Police reports tell us that Payton Gendron was hit by bullets fired by armed security guard Aaron Salter, but the bullets were stopped by his body armor. Gendron then shot and killed Salter and went into the store and continued his massacre."

 

[Roy Earle]

This guy is a gayer Frank Hassle but somehow OP you are gayer than him. Stop being a lazy bones and put away your cart.

 

[Polentic]

OP is lazybones

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Not only do I return the cart, sometimes I grab any other carts nearby to return them too.

 

[Netizennameless]

did that individual approach the grocer wearing an autism vest, waving a reflecting wand while throwing magnets shouting "WEE WOO WEE WOO LAZY BONES" while being a notorious local sperg?

He wore an autism uniform of sorts, and his first victim just stood there and stared at him, like you, unable to accept that there was potential danger from the "non-intimidating" person behaving bizarrely.

but please continue to conflate cart sperg with a literal murderer it truly makes you correct and not irrational in the end.

you never know with other people, and you trust the intentions of weird strangers at your own risk.

nonono it's the perfect cover! he merely looks stupid to get in close, then he drops and pulls out the "lazybone breaker" tec-9 he keeps coconcealed.

Naive. The vast majority of shootings are at very close range, because aiming gets exponentially harder with distance. No citizen who wears body armor in public has a virtuous motive.

By the way, this is how fast a shooting can happen:

Video shows gunman nonchalantly shooting homeless man execution-style in broad daylight in St. Louis

“Oh my god. He just f—ing killed him,” said a bystander who caught the execution-style shooting on video.

nypost.com

 

[norbo]

@NotATurkey

Is this you.

He can't keep getting away with it.

 

[MetalOwls]

Bad example, sorry for brief autism

 

[Ed Weed]

"If someone does end up in a video telling this faggot to 'fuck off', its not good content anyway":

2.7 million views

Kek

Lol. You realize that's a whole lot more than telling someone to "fuck off" and driving away right? This dude literally went and got the manager and screamed at him for 15 minutes. That's why it has 2.7 million views dude, christ.

Not sure why you're so adamant to defend this annoying smooth brain, but the guys a piece of shit, i'm sorry. He exists simply to annoy people for content. Teenagers watch his videos and use his stupid "lazybones" catch phrase, thus a ripple effect of irritance is created.

Enjoy his content or don't, I don't give a fuck. He's still an idiot who will probably be shot dead at some point.

 

[norbo]

Lol. You realize that's a whole lot more than telling someone to "fuck off" and driving away right? This dude literally went and got the manager and screamed at him for 15 minutes. That's why it has 2.7 million views dude, christ.

Not sure why you're so adamant to defend this annoying smooth brain, but the guys a piece of shit, i'm sorry. He exists simply to annoy people for content. Teenagers watch his videos and use his stupid "lazybones" catch phrase, thus a ripple effect of irritance is created.

Enjoy his content or don't, I don't give a fuck. He's still an idiot who will probably be shot dead at some point.

12 million views, easy.

 

[MetalOwls]

Lol. You realize that's a whole lot more than telling someone to "fuck off" and driving away right? This dude literally went and got the manager and screamed at him for 15 minutes. That's why it has 2.7 million views dude, christ.

Not sure why you're so adamant to defend this annoying smooth brain, but the guys a piece of shit, i'm sorry. He exists simply to annoy people for content. Teenagers watch his videos and use his stupid "lazybones" catch phrase, thus a ripple effect of irritance is created.

Enjoy his content or don't, I don't give a fuck. He's still an idiot who will probably be shot dead at some point.

Okay, that was a bad example (thought the guy drove off initially). My bad.

Here's an actual example of someone telling him to fuck off ,before safely driving off, and ending up in the video, anyway.

If you want to avoid being in a video, just quietly speed off. Not a hard concept

 

[Ed Weed]

Okay, that was a bad example (thought the guy drove off initially). My bad.

Here's an actual example of someone telling him to fuck off ,before safely driving off, and ending up in the video, anyway.

If you want to avoid being in a video, just quietly speed off. Not a hard concept

Yeah and he's probably the least interesting person in that video which is why cart narcs had multiple encounters strung together for that particular clip. God forbid someone tells "Cart Narcs" or any other annoying entity to fuck off.

I'll just agree to disagree. I'm trying to read my book before I have to settle in and get ready for work.