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Modern cartoons look so weird nowadays, but I only notice when I see another reboot. That Proud Family clip felt like the animated version of a skinwalker - it looks and sounds right, but the movement is all wrong.
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I mean, they used to do that back in the day. Heck, even stuff like transformers had bibles that would describe characters in a few short sentences. The leader, the young kid, the scientist etc.This is why even episodic shows for kids should have some kind of a bible, just like you'd have character models, and some kind of chief editor who rubs the writers' noses in it when they fuck it up. Even kids notice when you fuck that up.
While I think @Romeo Montovani is correct, I think a bigger reason why modern animation catches a women audience so strongly is just the shipping garbage it promotes. Shows like the Owl House are solely focused on shipping, so women naturally migrate to it. Lumlinity, Starco, Stevonnie, Reagan x Brett, Morty x Planetina, you could go on. These ships are the foundation of animation at this point.
This quote needs to be burned into the brain of every female audience member and animator of Western animation.Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend. - C.S. Lewis
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Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray... holy shit what are you doing you freak?! - C.S. Lewis' ghost.
The only women who actively ship lesbians (and underaged ones at that) are lesbians/wanna-be-lesbos, and SJWs raised on Tumblr and therefore "qweer" (a.k.a. fetishists). Least with yaoi, that was such a common stereotype for women in general to be drawn to it that it was just inevitable, but F/F romance was less about the hot sweaty sex and more about a sisterly bond the two would develop but without a man to come between them. If there was anything sexual between them, it was subdued to hell and was more about the emotional support. Maybe eventually one or both of them would bang a guy if just to pop out a kid, but their hearts would still belong with each other.Shows like the Owl House are solely focused on shipping, so women naturally migrate to it.
I wouldn't be surprised that the animators behind many modern Western cartoons are active users in rule34.xxx and rule34.paheal.net.And that's why modern cartoons suck ass. The end goal is canonical porn, and you're a bigot if you write fan fiction that makes one or both of them straight.
The only ships I am okay are those that are canonized in series whose shipping is not the primary goal.Shipping repels me almost as much as shutins getting off to cartoons about furries or kids, or furry kids. It's the same kind of sweaty coombrained autism, just a slightly more valid outlet, brought down to the same level by retardation.
So Goku can bang Anne Frank?@Kari Kamiya, I may as well ask you. I remember someone describing shipping as the female equivalent to Vs matchups for boys. Instead of who would kick who’s ass, it is a game of which pairing goes the best.
If so, I can see how straights get caught up into lesbian ships, as it is more about the autistic need to feel validated over fictional characters for having a “perfect pairing” than anything else. It is just like how many need to feel validated saying Goku can beat Superman.
In a sense, yeah, it's similar to that. But militant shippers get too personally and emotionally involved in it that it almost feels like they're trying to live vicariously through a fictional character, regardless of sexuality. In recent years, lesbian pairings have become the forefront of being "progressive" and "diverse" (because these people are so surface-level) that they're projecting so brightly and loudly to drown out the fact they want to masturbate to lesbians (and gays, fujoshis have evolved into something... crazier this past decade). It's easier to get on guys like Andrew Dobson for it because hurr-durr guys are lecherous pigs or what-have-you, but women go on about how they want to be sex positive so much, but they don't want to openly admit to wanting to jill to perfect lesbian relationships or whatever.@Kari Kamiya, I may as well ask you. I remember someone describing shipping as the female equivalent to Vs matchups for boys. Instead of who would kick who’s ass, it is a game of which pairing goes the best.
If so, I can see how straights get caught up into lesbian ships, as it is more about the autistic need to feel validated over fictional characters for having a “perfect pairing” than anything else. It is just like how many need to feel validated saying Goku can beat Superman.
Rebecca Sugar did make Ed, Edd, n' Eddy R34....I wouldn't be surprised that the animators behind many modern Western cartoons are active users in rule34.xxx and rule34.paheal.net.
Nah, the Confederates did it first.So Goku can bang Anne Frank?
It would probably be another one of those Charlie's Angels films, and judging from how Hollywood does these days, will be a trashfire like the 2019 version.Back to some rumors of a Kim Possible reboot, I wonder if it could be related to a revival of Totally Spies? Both series arrived almost at the same time back then.
I know you asked Kari but I'll throw my two cents down the well too.@Kari Kamiya, I may as well ask you. I remember someone describing shipping as the female equivalent to Vs matchups for boys. Instead of who would kick who’s ass, it is a game of which pairing goes the best.
If so, I can see how straights get caught up into lesbian ships, as it is more about the autistic need to feel validated over fictional characters for having a “perfect pairing” than anything else. It is just like how many need to feel validated saying Goku can beat Superman.
Then don't be because they do. In fact based on how clean it is, I'll bet that one picture posted upthread of all those female protags piled up was made by a staffer for one of those shows.I wouldn't be surprised that the animators behind many modern Western cartoons are active users in rule34.xxx and rule34.paheal.net.
If they’re going down that route, then perhaps I challenge this statement with a Booker T. Washington reference:
I do know one guy who's working on Disney's upcoming Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur named Derrick-Malik Johnson actually has a porn account.I wouldn't be surprised that the animators behind many modern Western cartoons are active users in rule34.xxx and rule34.paheal.net.
Everything on TV is like 90% fetish material now. It'll fit right in.Im shocked someone wants to revive Totally Spies wasn't that show like 90% fetish material?
is this another thing we can blame Steven Universe for?Everything on TV is like 90% fetish material now. It'll fit right in.