Containment What If?

[Holdek]

What if Chris is a big fan of the HEX-Box rather than the Playstation?

I'm 100% certain he'd call it something like the "Gaystation"

Nah, he hates the word "gay," hates saying it, and thinks it should be reserved as a synonym for "happy."

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris is a big fan of the HEX-Box rather than the Playstation?

I'm 100% certain he'd call it something like the "Gaystation"

Nah, he hates the word "gay," hates saying it, and thinks it should be reserved as a synonym for "happy."

As much as Chris hates homosexuality, I don't think he's so uncomfortable with the word "gay" that he'd avoid using it even as an insult.

 

[Ryan Rash]

About a few nights ago, we had a power outage. I'm ashamed to admit, I don't do well with power outages.

But that has me thinking: how well would Chris fair in the event of his power going out? Or worse still, a blackout?

 

[fuzzypickles]

He'd and from the boredom of not having his PS3 and Wii U available to play. The guy doesn't know how to play cards or read a good book, so I don't see him doing too well at all.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

He would probably try to go to McDonalds since he already goes there to use their wifi. Emphasis on "try" because something tells me that would try to keep him with her since she wouldn't have whatever it was that she watches to distract her. If McDonald's doesn't have power, I don't know. Probably spooning with Barb or legos. If we're really, really lucky a return of the Sonichu comics.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Kick and scream and blame Megan.

 

[Trombonista]

Didn't he have to deal with a power outage of some sort in 2012?

 

[CatParty]

"What if Chris's power went out"

 

[Pikonic]

I happen to be a bitstripper (shut up)
When you select a bitstrip to use you can have bitstrips alone or with a friend. They say "bitstrips are more fun with friends"
Chris would read this and

You is a bitstripper ! You mean you show your bits to strange men ! Pikonic I is shocked !

Bitch I'll show my bits to you right now! Don't hate.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dissection is the only way.

They then dump his body into the hoard, Barb doesn't give two damns.

 

[mst3kluv]

He'd end up in Azkaban.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

OP has crippling autism and shitposts but I'll move and unlock this.

 

[Stratochu]

14BC had power knocked out during Hurricane Sandy, so I imagine that if they had enough gas (IT'S EXPENSIVE!) in the Aerostar or Grand Caravan, Mitsubishi, BMW and Cadillac, he ran them for a while with his iPhone and/or a handheld console plugged into the lighter when he wasn't fetching q-sands or sleeping.

 

[Foulmouth]

What if all the aliens was abducted by chris ?

 

[Stratochu]

If had stayed with Ran Coleman Yeatts or Jack Smithey, 's other children would most likely be like Coleslaw. If she had stayed with Jerry Harmon, she and possibly Coleslaw would have become domestic violence statistics.

Bob's advanced age and possible exposure to mustard gas, lewisite and dioxin on the battlefield are likely contributors to OPL's autism, and without Bob (and Ran Coleman) being proto-nerds, the youngest Smithey or Harmon child would not be exposed to vidya and internets the way a Bob or Ran Coleman child would be, and Coleslaw & Chris would be typical Southern crackers.

 

[A-Stump]

The only aliens that would visit Chris are the ones from 'Gayniggers from Outer Space' only they're wearing pickle suits too. They'd of course make Chris the gay ambassador at the end.

Chris is the son of the naive, autistic milkman Barb lured into the house with McDonald's

This is canon now

 

[Hyperion]

Bob's advanced age and possible exposure to mustard gas, lewisite and dioxin on the battlefield are likely contributors to OPL's autism

I'm not sure how much mustard gas the Chinese deployed in Korea. I hate to do this but I'll need to see some sources.

 

[Some JERK]

It's interesting that the scenarios are basically all being framed in the context of Barb leaving these men or otherwise making the decision to not stay w them. Barbs kinda messed up. It's entirely possible that most or all of these guys just walked out on her crazy ass.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Coming from personal experience, I know how much of a bitch of it is to get and stay clean and did some reflecting on my two years of sobriety. Alcohol (within limits) and cigarettes are the only things I do nowadays, so I was thinking of how bizarre it would be if Chris somehow managed to get hooked on illicit substances.

After finally coming out of his shell, Chris manages to get invited to chill with a small group of people. By this time, he's let go of his taboos regarding cigarettes and now only smokes in social situations. Upon getting used to the environment, a boyfriend-free girl invites Chris to the other room with a couple other ladies to try something different. When the meth pipe makes it's appearance, he's apprehensive at first, but then decides to go ahead and try it because, what the hell, it might get him some china. Having never experienced a feeling like that, he becomes addicted to the energy and happiness that the initial high brings. Wanting to keep the feeling and not experience the come-down, he abandons everything in order to chase the dragon. Barb's whims mean nothing to him and he finally breaks the hold she has over him, leaving him homeless. This doesn't bother him because he has to keep him going and he can find somewhere to stay. He drops the pounds and soon looks like your everyday tweaker. Not knowing that it's a rather expensive addiction, he soon finds himself broke and having to do things that he wouldn't normally dream of to stay out of the elements. He breaks in to 14BC (Barb has changed the locks,) grabs his Life Upgrade and as many games as he can, and scurries to the nearest pawn shop. Any amount of money helps, after all, it's better than having the shakes.

Years pass, he's a fragment of the person he once was. In an alley somewhere, the only thing that defines him from the other junkies is the cardboard shanty emblazoned with a faded image of Sonichu.

Thoughts?

 

[fuzzypickles]

I think Chris would be much more aggressive if he started doing drugs. We know that he's a very angry soul with a persecution complex, and drugs would only unleash his inner demons. He would probably lose his inhibition to get physical with people, be it over them being his perceived persecutors (and, quite possibly,
leading to another altercation with Michael Snyder, leading to certain imprisonment), or simply to mug people for drug money. In all, I see a drugged up Chris as someone who will get into fights with people and land in jail.