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[Count groudon]

Would this wizard care to tell me when it's "acceptable" to go to college? If you join the military and are active duty after high school you're going to be in your mid to late 20's when you start college. You may work a job that may or may not have required college and later decide you want to earn a degree and make a career change, which is very common (many career planning experts say the average worker will have 3-5 careers during their life). I had an English comp instructor who didn't go to college until he was in his 30's.

Personally, I wish I would have waited until I was in my mid to late 20's to go to college and would have worked a few years because I had no idea what career I wanted when I graduated from high school and just went to college because I thought it was expected.

If you asked that question to ten wizards, one of them would say immediately after high school or the normies would judge you, two would complain about how normalfags have ruined college by making it all about girls and parties, one would go on a rant about how college is all a Jew scam, one would accuse you of being a normie infiltrator, one would blame his parents for not paying his way through college, one would talk about how he failed out of college because he had bad genes, and the last three would all vomit up stories about how horrible college was for their feels.

God, it's like a lightbulb joke.

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they'll just scream at their mom to do it while they fap to 12 year old anime girls.

 

[Watcher]

God, it's like a lightbulb joke.

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wizards don't turn on the lights. They prefer the darkness of their basements.

 

[José Mourinho]

None, they'll blame their genes for not knowing how to screw a lightbulb.

 

[BT 075]

None, they'll blame their genes for not knowing how to screw a lightbulb.

They're still more likely to screw a lightbulb then to screw a girl who isn't made out of plastic.

 

[Zim]

God, it's like a lightbulb joke.

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One and only one for all time because, you know, "forever alone".

 

[Springblossom]

God, it's like a lightbulb joke.

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he gets a temporary ban from Wizardchan afterwards because changing a lightbulb is a normalfag thing to do.

 

[wheat pasta]

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they'll just scream at their mom to do it while they fap to 12 year old anime girls.

I logged in just to give this an Mm, yeah.

 

[exball]

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they'll just scream at their mom to do it while they fap to 12 year old anime girls.

I logged in just to give this an Mm, yeah.

You log out? Pfff, normalfag scum.

 

[Burning Love]

Would this wizard care to tell me when it's "acceptable" to go to college? If you join the military and are active duty after high school you're going to be in your mid to late 20's when you start college. You may work a job that may or may not have required college and later decide you want to earn a degree and make a career change, which is very common (many career planning experts say the average worker will have 3-5 careers during their life). I had an English comp instructor who didn't go to college until he was in his 30's.

Personally, I wish I would have waited until I was in my mid to late 20's to go to college and would have worked a few years because I had no idea what career I wanted when I graduated from high school and just went to college because I thought it was expected.

If you asked that question to ten wizards, one of them would say immediately after high school or the normies would judge you, two would complain about how normalfags have ruined college by making it all about girls and parties, one would go on a rant about how college is all a Jew scam, one would accuse you of being a normie infiltrator, one would blame his parents for not paying his way through college, one would talk about how he failed out of college because he had bad genes, and the last three would all vomit up stories about how horrible college was for their feels.

God, it's like a lightbulb joke.

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wizards don't need light, light is for normalfags.

First they change the lightbulb, next they're going out. It's a slippery fucking slope, man. Why risk it?

 

[Watcher]

Pumping gas is hard
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76028.html

>mfw I've been driving for 2 years and I have never pumped my own gas
>mom always does it for me

I've pumped my own gas plenty of times, but only at one location (where my mom taught me). I get nervous thinking about filling up anywhere else because I don't know if it would have a different system or not. In fact, there's a LOT of "simple" things I don't do because I don't know how.

>had a debit card for 4 years, never used an ATM
>had a car for 3 years, never driven in a city by myself (only the small town I live in)
>never been to a self-checkout in a Walmart, etc.

There's plenty of other things but I'm too tired to list them all.

>want to buy fast food
>standing in line at the restaurant always produced maximum anxiety
>took me years to start using the drive thru because of fear of failure

Are you fucking people forreal?

Driving is super easy and intuitive, the licensing process is fast and easy, and I work on my car, all the way down from the ECU to doing a full rebuild of the intake and turbo systems.

>>76276
Fuck you.

>Driving is super easy and intuitive

Agreed. All you have to do is keep the car between the white lines, and then put your foot on the gas until you're going the correct speed. That's it.

I have no clue how people have trouble with this, I mean it's far less complicated than any video game people play.

>All you have to do is keep the car between the white lines, and then put your foot on the gas until you're going the correct speed. That's it.
Maybe I'm wrong but you sound like you might be a shitty driver

 

[Count groudon]

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they'll just scream at their mom to do it while they fap to 12 year old anime girls.

I logged in just to give this an Mm, yeah.

Thanks

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

tfw no light bulbs

 

[Springblossom]

Wizards don't need light, light is for normalfags.

First they change the lightbulb, next they're going out. It's a slippery fucking slope, man. Why risk it?

Changing lightbulbs is the first step down the road to becoming a vapid brainwashed normalfag working for the Jews! You'll change the bulb, then you'll say, "Oh, now I can see my room, it looks really dirty. Let me clean it." Then you'll say, "Oh, I need to work for the Jews, so I can have money to fill this room with stuff."! Then you'll say, "I need a girl to fuck in this clean stuff-filled room"! AND THEN YOU'RE A NORMALFAG!

 

[Silver]

I'm 19 and I don't drive. I never even took driver's ed. Does that mean I'm worse than the wizards?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I didn't have a license when I was 19 either, so don't feel bad.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Don't worry, I'm 19 too. I didn't get a driver's license either. I plan to during the summer though.

 

[Himawari]

I've had my license for less than two years. I got it the summer I turned 26.

Public transportation and walking had always suited me just fine before that, so I had never bothered with a license.

Oh, but I do have to admit that I've never pumped gas, either. I don't drive that often, I don't have the money or really the need for my own car, and on the occasion that I do drive it's short trips with my parents' hybrid cars which they always keep with at least half a tank. In other words, the opportunity has just never come up.

 

[Zim]

I grew up on a farm. I've been driving since I was about 13. Getting a license for most of us was pretty much just a formality.

 

[Hróðvitnisson]

I'm 19 and I don't drive. I never even took driver's ed. Does that mean I'm worse than the wizards?

No. I did not drive until 21 since my left eye needed surgery.

 

[Watcher]

I didn't get my license until fairly recently myself. The main reason I linked this particular thread is the amount of fear and anxiety over pumping gas. Along with the one person who is terrified of the checkout at a restaurant.