XCOM Chimera Squad - Danger-hair, quips, no perma-death, this game has it all.

Points to their name. I think you guys are underestimating the appeal of big tiddy snek waifus. Have some horror:
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Maybe I just have PTSD after reading Marvel Comics for the last few years, but this game seems so much like a modern, SJW-Marvel comic that I just can't see past it. All leaders are women, all men are submissive, 'diversity' that means basically no white men, characters that talk like 20-something Portland hipsters flirting on Twitter, and it's all bathed in constant 'bisexual lighting'. I'm half expecting Safe Space and Snowflake to pop in.
 
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Laughing_Like_He-Man said:
Maybe I just have PTSD after reading Marvel Comics for the last few years, but this game seems so much like a modern, SJW-Marvel comic that I just can't see past it. All leaders are women, all men are submissive, 'diversity' that means basically no white men, characters that talk like 20-something Portland hipsters flirting on Twitter, and it's all bathed in constant 'bisexual lighting'. I'm half expecting Safe Space and Snowflake to pop in.
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The only nominally "white men" I've encountered are Whisper (team dispatcher, and likely a cuck, based on the voice acting), and possibly the main villain. Every single one of the terrorist organizations are presented as having a twisted, but ultimately valid complaint, even when they're demonstrated to have been plotting an event that would end up murdering huge numbers of people.

ChucklesTheJester said:
On Top of this Maybe even have Alien factions that you may or may not butt heads with over Resources, or because they in the area of the mission and still have a Hate boner for Xcom. Would make sense aliens of the same race would group together in factions of the same race.
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I forgot to mention, the snake-waifu bitch explicitly has it in her bio that she was trained to hunt XCOM and Resistance operatives during the Occupation, and after XCOM won and she was captured, she offered to be OpFor in capitivity, because she was bored, and it would still permit her to "hunt XCOM". During that process, she formed a bond with the Future Head Karen of Chimera Squad, and when Chimera Squad was formed and Karen became the Director, she asked Snake-Slut very nicely to come work with them. Naturally, Snake-Cooter accepted, happily ever after, yadda yadda, etc., etc.
 
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Catgirl IRL said:
Those aren't tits, those are the Snake's venom glands!

...im all but certain this is Canon somewhere.
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Y'all motherfuckers are so fixated on the snake tits and I'm over here more concerned about the snake's arms shooting a god damn plasma rifle at us! - Xcom operative after hearing the great snake tit debate for the 30th time.

The snake boobs never bothered me once the revelation of adding human dna to them somehow results in the thin men.
 
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Burned Man said:
Y'all motherfuckers are so fixated on the snake tits and I'm over here more concerned about the snake's arms shooting a god damn plasma rifle at us! - Xcom operative after hearing the great snake tit debate for the 30th time.

The snake boobs never bothered me once the revelation of adding human dna to them somehow results in the thin men.
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Thin men should have came back for this game, I am sure woke twitter would have called all those female to male Vipers Brave and bold.
 
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So I never got around to playing XCOM 2 because it had a bunch of issues at launch and according to people a lot of the missions forced you to rush shit. Did they ever fix that?
 
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I thought that added to the fun. When capturing aliens with the stun-weapon it wasn't an experienced soldier with good stats that was sent running straight at a chrysalid, it was a rookie in a jumpsuit with no equipment other than the electric baton. Worst job ever. If that rookie survived that initiation they got a gun, unless they became fast enough then they were on stun duty.
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Sounds like how I play Xcom EU/EW.

Dr. Geronimo said:
So I never got around to playing XCOM 2 because it had a bunch of issues at launch and according to people a lot of the missions forced you to rush shit. Did they ever fix that?
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Not that I know of. If timers bother you, play on easy because you get more time.

My problem with Xcom 2 was the amount of instant kill bullshit. Having a guy run out of the fog with a taser and cause a total party wipe with one attack was so frustrating.
 
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Dr. Geronimo said:
So I never got around to playing XCOM 2 because it had a bunch of issues at launch and according to people a lot of the missions forced you to rush shit. Did they ever fix that?
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Yes, there's an option to double every timer when you start a new game.

Edit: I think it was added with war of the chosen.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
Sounds like how I play Xcom EU/EW.


Not that I know of. If timers bother you, play on easy because you get more time.

My problem with Xcom 2 was the amount of instant kill bullshit. Having a guy run out of the fog with a taser and cause a total party wipe with one attack was so frustrating.
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Catgirl IRL said:
There are mods that disable the timers, but they completely kill the experience. As much as I hated that aspect of XCOM 2 the game was clearly designed around it.
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Buddy Booth said:
Yes, there's an option to double every timer when you start a new game.

Edit: I think it was added with war of the chosen.
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Thanks for the info. Sounds like I'm just fine with enemy within.
 
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