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You wake up and you're Xenarthran. Do you fuck a tranny to overcome virginity?
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Tsurubami Senri
Tsurubami Senri
Ted Kaczynski
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Is it worth making a lolcow thread on this nigger?
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Tsurubami Senri
Tsurubami Senri
R00T
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What was the 9,999,999th post?
And was it better than the 10 millionth
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3
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429
ToroidalBoat
ToroidalBoat
Penis Drager
Do butts like it in girls?
If so, how many?
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564
Clostridium Botulinum
Clostridium Botulinum
Penis Drager
You wake up and you're Xenarthran. How do you improve your living situation?
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mister meaner
mister meaner
Larkin N Likin
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Were you or were you not at mrs O'sullivan's house on the night of the murder?
Remember you ARE under oath.
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432
totallyrandomusername
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Nathan Higgers
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How thin is so thin you wouldn't have sex with it?
AKA 'X' is thin and I wouldn't have sex with it
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11
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Billy Beer
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emptyblu
How does one be good in bed?
2
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32
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1K
Milwaukee Macho Man
Milwaukee Macho Man
Gorgar
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Congrats! You're now the reincarination of Jesus Christ! What do you do now?
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28
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883
Mimic
Mimic
emptyblu
Why are all college aged people so obsessed with communism?
As well as other feel good ideologies
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1K
Gravityqueen4life
Gravityqueen4life
DerKryptid
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What is the best way to troll your boss without getting fired?
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20
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749
TaimuRadiu
TaimuRadiu
OpenBASED
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Who is the final boss of KiwiFarms?
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18
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798
IKOL
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Larkin N Likin
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Ehehehe, can I have some money?
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5
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340
The Lawgiver
The Lawgiver
DerKryptid
My neighbour is trying to convert his dog to judaism
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15
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651
Tsurubami Senri
Tsurubami Senri
Larkin N Likin
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Do you ever feel like the closer people get to you the more you hurt them?
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11
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512
mister meaner
mister meaner
Gone Ham
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Does Saddam really have WMDs?
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15
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497
lurk_moar
lurk_moar
DerKryptid
Is the Armenian genocide real?
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11
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621
lurk_moar
lurk_moar
American Bullfrog
How should I propose to my gf?
For science
2
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36
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1K
Shig O'nella
Shig O'nella
Resident Evil
@Kitteh Why are you the way you are?
Edge oozing gore lover with a minor gripe with white people, enjoyed the 9/11 attacks. I’m curious as to why they’re here.
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18
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769
Tsurubami Senri
Tsurubami Senri
Bob's Vagene
Now that Chris Chan has been revealed as Jesus would you fuck her butt?
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11
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653
zero-who
zero-who
NekoRightsActivist
Does the British Empire really lost the Gallipoli campaign?
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4
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438
usernames can change now!
usernames can change now!
Justtocheck
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Why did the FDNY have so many casualties and didn't evacuate the second tower after the first fell?
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3
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389
MrTroll
MrTroll
DerKryptid
Does george bush care about black people? 🤔
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13
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472
Ed Special
Ed Special
Kitteh
How can this kitty convince you to cut yourself and post pics of the results?
2 3
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Vingle
Vingle
DerKryptid
Is chris chan the antichrist?
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17
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889
Tsurubami Senri
Tsurubami Senri
Nagibatel
What ever happened to CIA Nigger's thread?
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4
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1K
Tsurubami Senri
Tsurubami Senri
DerKryptid
Is Xenarthran behind the DDoS?
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10
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654
Creep3r
Creep3r
Gorgar
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Can you write a movie one post at a time?
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6
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611
The Real Me
The Real Me
John "Jane" Doe
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Had any KiwiFarm user been harassed in real life?
When someone who is anti-KiwiFarms smells blood.
2
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33
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2K
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
Bela Lugosi 4ever
Can I stay high all the time to forget I miss you?
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6
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370
Pissmaster
Pissmaster
Cuntflaps
I am a gay rollerblading gorilla who was taught to type by the muscular girlfriend of some guy I peg.
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7
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371
General Tug Boat
General Tug Boat
mister meaner
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I have a cold and feel sick. Can you help me?
2
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22
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623
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
mister meaner
What is the best activity or place for a first date?
2
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32
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1K
General Tug Boat
General Tug Boat
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If you could have one super power. What would it be?
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34
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General Tug Boat
General Tug Boat
Gorgar
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What’s inside the mystery box?
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17
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480
Epic Fail Man
Epic Fail Man
DerKryptid
Trudeau did blackface and still got elected 3 times but when I say nigger, my co-worker yells at me
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13
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542
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Canned Bread
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What happened on June 4th, 1989?
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10
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725
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
emptyblu
Sneed
9 10 11 12 13
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28K
Internet Explorer
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OpenBASED
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Why did @Xenarthran disable comments and PMs on his profile?
He might as well have just made his profile private.
2 3
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2K
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Childe
What would you do if you were selected to be a citizen on a Mars colony?
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33
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1K
mister meaner
mister meaner
DerKryptid
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Why are opsec people so retarded
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6
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641
DerKryptid
DerKryptid
T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2
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What is this song?
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5
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454
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Bob's Vagene
Do you think Biden has a big cock?
2
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24
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WhoIsSutterKane
WhoIsSutterKane
The Curmudgeon
What if you had to babysit a lolcow for a week?
2
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22
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2K
Cilleystring
Cilleystring
NuII's Dad
Can you pirate a recipe?
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2
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378
An Ghost
An Ghost
I
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How did you know cause I never told you found out
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13
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mister meaner
mister meaner
mister meaner
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Why are women so confusing?
What the fuck do they want? How do I read them?
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mister meaner
mister meaner
DerKryptid
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What if IP2 was a KF board instead of it's own community?
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608
Justanotherguy
Justanotherguy
Gorgar
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The newest supporting character added to the cast is called _ and here's what they look like: _
You guys mind filling in the blanks?
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362
Solid Snek
Solid Snek
Gorgar
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Why haven’t you paid your rent yet?
2
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992
Tragi-Chan
Tragi-Chan
Zero Day Defense
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Is Japan currently a nation-sized concentration camp?
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15
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624
Absolutego
Absolutego
Pringles Can
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Is it still incest porn if the volume is muted?
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16
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732
Nikes_JustDoIt
Nikes_JustDoIt
DerKryptid
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Why do normies hate rare steak?
2
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25
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Zero Day Defense
Zero Day Defense
Quijibo69
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Do I have all the Covid?
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10
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543
naaaaiiiiillllll!!!
naaaaiiiiillllll!!!
Kyururu-kun
Why do people on Omegle ask if you speak Arabic as a Second language?
Or is it Armenian as a Second Language?
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10
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556
ToroidalBoat
ToroidalBoat
IAmNotAlpharius
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Best Taliban memes?
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5
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629
Ponzo
Ponzo
timewave0
If the ADL exists, shouldn’t there be a Professional Defamation League too?
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595
Uncle Sid
Uncle Sid
DerKryptid
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Need help finding my cat
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401
Lovecraft's Cat
Lovecraft's Cat
vulg
HONESTY THREAD
2
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20
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747
Elaine Miller
Elaine Miller
DerKryptid
If a cop pulls you over, would you rather see the faketaxi logo or the liveleak logo?
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12
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596
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Fuscateob
What's the most appropriate board to ask physics-related questions?
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344
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
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Do you love trans people?
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17
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2K
mister meaner
mister meaner
The Curmudgeon
The worst situation ever!
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9
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582
Rungle
Rungle
AnimeGirlConnoisseur
Could you prepare a decent meal with a meat target?
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12
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422
Captain Manning
Captain Manning
DerKryptid
Am I racist for hating kurds?
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18
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817
Troonologist PhD
Troonologist PhD
DerKryptid
Null has a kiwifarms omnitrix and can transform into any lolcow he wants. Can he survive papa Janke's assassination plots?
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2
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325
Dr. Pasquale
Dr. Pasquale
Quantum Diabetes
Netflix woke sellout cash-in ideas
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16
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923
AnimeGirlConnoisseur
AnimeGirlConnoisseur
DerKryptid
Is kick the autistic a form of buck breaking?
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7
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404
Mal0
Mal0
B
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What is a split infinitive. ELI5
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8
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438
JULAY
JULAY
Larkin N Likin
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What do your emojis say about you?
when you're not around to hear them
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8
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373
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Staffy
How do you build a gaydar?
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11
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431
lurk_moar
lurk_moar
Mr. Bung
What do the various thread tags mean?
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6
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Mr. Bung
Mr. Bung
Milk Mage
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How do I become black?
Blackmaxxing for Dummies
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16
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710
totallyrandomusername
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DerKryptid
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Who is the biggest chad on the farms?
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8
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477
Jimmy Hopkins
Jimmy Hopkins
Chongqing
What do you do if you get hit by a car?
2 3
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46
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3K
Mr. Bung
Mr. Bung
Just A Butt
is farming negrates more gay or less gay or exactly the same amount of gay as farming pozloads?
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12
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477
Mr. Bung
Mr. Bung
DerKryptid
VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE GAYDAR SAY ABOUT HIS FAG LEVEL???
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8
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364
Celebrate Nite
Celebrate Nite
Penis Drager
Why do people talk bad about lard?
2
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28
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2K
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Meat Target
Which Kiwis would you nominate to Jersh's cabinet?
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16
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632
Doctor of Autism
Doctor of Autism
DerKryptid
How do I convince BLM's leaders to troon out?
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18
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749
CAPTAIN HAPPY
CAPTAIN HAPPY
Zero Day Defense
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Butter Knives
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10
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472
Uncle Sid
Uncle Sid
Quantum Diabetes
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Fat chicks with no tits
Why
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11
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632
Billy Beer
B
Bob's Vagene
If I sneak into a zoo's gorilla enclosure and fuck the gorilla would it count as fucking a nigger?
2
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22
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889
lurk_moar
lurk_moar
LatinasAreTheFuture
Question for Biologists
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10
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502
lurk_moar
lurk_moar
DerKryptid
Is the "DDoS" secretly a gayop by Jersh to migrate KF to infinity next?
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3
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389
Dona Morte
Dona Morte
mister meaner
Who is the most kindest, friendliest KF user?
2
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30
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1K
Distant Ranger
Distant Ranger
DerKryptid
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Grown ass niggas who fantasize about being little boys getting molested by the school nurse
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12
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622
Tleilaxian
Tleilaxian
Gorgar
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What song do you want to play during the ending dance off of your kid’s movie?
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5
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300
Solid Snek
Solid Snek
Suikafag
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Which is more gay, Futa or Traps?
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19
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954
Kuritan Deplorable
Kuritan Deplorable
IAmNotAlpharius
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Are men who participate in wife swapping cucks?
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5
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595
DerKryptid
DerKryptid
ToroidalBoat
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How do you type with boxing gloves on?
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16
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498
Haramburger
Haramburger
Glowie
Who in the fuck is DDoSing flightless birds this time?
They fucking hate birds
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14
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780
Product Placement
Product Placement
zero-who
Why doesn't Chantal have her own subforum?
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12
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2K
Product Placement
Product Placement
DerKryptid
Does Xenarthran have enough milk for a cow thread?
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18
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935
Just A Butt
Just A Butt
B
A thought experiment
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6
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347
MissDrama
MissDrama
naaaaiiiiillllll!!!
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What to See and Do in Israel?
Sightseeing, Tourism, and Adventure in the Land of the Joo
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18
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836
celebrityskin
celebrityskin
Red Hood
There are a lot of people rollerblading today.
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3
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292
Lina Colorado
Lina Colorado
Mr. Bung
A lot of people are fucking their rollerblades today.
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3
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311
NigKid
NigKid
DerKryptid
Ask user @DerKryptid a dumb question
2 3
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42
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1K
DerKryptid
DerKryptid
DerKryptid
Is liking muscular girls gay?
2 3 4
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64
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3K
DerKryptid
DerKryptid
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