Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Courtney is just a groomer. At least Cyraxx wised up to her. During his birthday meltdown, all his mods including those that are close to her (Museum, Spooky Girl) all voiced some reason between jokes, but she didn't. Not like it mattered since he wasn't reading chat. One of the best things that could happen is Josh turning on her.

Pretty evil.

Trolls do a quick laugh but she plays the long game, subtly manipulating them for laughs. Everytime Cobes does something with a bit of reason, I tend to assume she had a hand in it. His shitty pants were probably her suggestion, the same with the ‘shorts’

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Doesn't that eat away a the skin too? I hope he doesn't work up a sweat, I've heard some stories from chemists about dried chemical spills on clothes...

Yea it does, but I think he will be safe by now I don't think he used a strong bleach.

When he was whining that they genuinely don't want to be around him, that was what he actually believes.

I think Cobes is just aware enough to no he's not normal and his family know that and have tried treating him with kid gloves through most of his life because of that.

Exactly why Josh bullied the hell out of another mentally handicapped person back in school when the kid attempted to be friends with Josh. Then he later doubled down on it years later, like he always does.

Who was that and is it coverd anywhere? I'm not that up on early cobes lore.

 

[DrNow]

Did Cobes respond to the Gothic Of Age GF song? It’s one of the better things to emerge from the cobraverse.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Pretty evil.

Trolls do a quick laugh but she plays the long game, subtly manipulating them for laughs. Everytime Cobes does something with a bit of reason, I tend to assume she had a hand in it. His shitty pants were probably her suggestion, the same with the ‘shorts’

She's really the worst of all the trolls because he actually listens to her, but she has zero interest in helping him get better. She was in chat on his bday bashing Clint for being an asshole. She laughed along the night he pulled out his loaded shotgun. She turned on gothie, who was probably the only girl Josh has a chance with because gothie revealed how Courtney's kid said she was sick of her mother "grooming people online".

Cyraxx is a good example, as soon as he pissed her off she switched right into being one of his worst enemies. She is watching her supposed friend drink himself to death and just pushes and helps him do it. Her best friends are fucking lolcows though, so it's not like I'd expect any better from her.

 

[justhereforments]

Can anyone give me a QRD of why this guy seems to be so hated? I get that he's a lolcow but I've now watched several hours of his content (TWU) and read about 30 pages yet it seems like there's some sort of hate for Josh and I don't get why, especially compared to some of the other cows on the farm who are utterly repugnant. Where is the hate coming from?

tl;dr: what is the worst shit this guy has done?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Can anyone give me a QRD of why this guy seems to be so hated? I get that he's a lolcow but I've now watched several hours of his content (TWU) and read about 30 pages yet it seems like there's some sort of hate for Josh and I don't get why, especially compared to some of the other cows on the farm who are utterly repugnant. Where is the hate coming from?

tl;dr: what is the worst shit this guy has done?

Some hate him but not everyone.

The more you watch and learn, the more you see he’s really a selfish asshole who is circling the drain. Any hand offered to help better have money or he will slap it away. Any advice given, unless it strokes his ego, is disregarded and the person insulted. He’s always right, will deflect blame, and never take responsibility for his actions.

I started out thinking he was just a slow dude who got wasted everyday, dropping nuggets of laughable stupidity. Then it gets sad… and then it gets frustrating. Learn to laugh at the fuck or you will start to hate him.

Ohh and don’t think you can save him. He don’t want it, his family won’t give it, and the state don’t give a fuck unless he’s a danger.

 

[justhereforments]

I started out thinking he was just a slow dude who got wasted everyday, dropping nuggets of laughable stupidity.

I'm definitely here at the moment. He has made me laugh a couple of times today which is more than I can say for most cows here who are more hatewatching. Thanks for the reply, I'll try not to get dragged down into his stupidity because right now Boglim Chronicles is a lot of fun.

 

[Chandler Bing]

'You don't know who the fuck you're fucking with. Okay, I'm the leader of the new world. Our society is falling apart, and people are looking to me for commands."

This feels like one of those random texts you see at the top of the sites pages lol

 

[eaglesfan665]

Off topic but I wonder what he'll do when Ozzy croaks

 

[crayolasword]

Off topic but I wonder what he'll do when Ozzy croaks

Cry worse than he did for the victims of 9-11.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Off topic but I wonder what he'll do when Ozzy croaks

Probably real tears for once, pour some faggy drink combo onto his cum stained floor, and then proceed to get blackout drunk while crying.

Same as every night, pretty much

 

[ShiningBrightly]

i'm a bit out of the loop as to this Cyraxx guy, who is he? is he on youtube?

edit: dis guy?

 

[Clint's Burden]

tl;dr: what is the worst shit this guy has done?

When Josh lived in North Dakota, he attended Valley City Jr Sr High School for a number of years. During those years, he met an individual by the name of Carl, who was also special needs. Carl wanted to be Josh's friend. Because Josh looks down on special needs people due to his own insecurities, he found Carl's presence and reluctance to give up trying to be his friend very grating, so he bullied Carl. He'd say things to the effect of "At least my dad loves me. Your dad doesn't love you." Shit like that.

Fast forward some years later and on a Facebook livestream, Josh found out that Carl's mother passed away from cancer.

I may say that using a recently deceased, cancer victim mother to denigrate a retarded boy probably ranks somewhere up there in "Josh doing/saying terrible shit." It's worth noting that he does feel bad about this and he's said so two or three times. Regardless, there's no real reason to be angry at Josh. He's a retarded person on the internet, it's not worth taking that seriously.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

thank you for showing us how to open mail. lol we arent as stupid as you are

 

[Jaybird]

Can anyone give me a QRD of why this guy seems to be so hated? I get that he's a lolcow but I've now watched several hours of his content (TWU) and read about 30 pages yet it seems like there's some sort of hate for Josh and I don't get why, especially compared to some of the other cows on the farm who are utterly repugnant. Where is the hate coming from?

tl;dr: what is the worst shit this guy has done?

Lurk more

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

 

[Q_Anon1001]

thank you for showing us how to open mail. lol we arent as stupid as you are

Lol, with how often the viewers play dumb to troll him, he genuinely believes hes smarter than all his viewers.
This was probably caused by this review, that was posted on the subreddit and it prompted a bunch of weens to say that their cobra wands also broke when they opened the package from the middle.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I guess Josh is writing a new horror story about a gene spliced cobra, instead of writing a new album.

This story actually isn't new, it's a pretty old story that he posted on Facebook.

Spoiler: The literary masterwork of one Joshua Saunders

I hope Courtney or one of his handlers helps him self-publish this through Amazon.
Aside from the idea of Josh saying "I'm a well published author, fuck you dad" and the short little book being filled with the most amazingly hilarious typos, it's a good thing that he'll have a creative outlet for a little bit.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Off topic but I wonder what he'll do when Ozzy croaks

I know this is pretty fucked up buuuuuUUT the thought of Ozzy dying sort of excites me simply because of Cobras reaction. The guy has to fight back tears when he just IMAGINES that Ozzy will die one day.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

wow, caffeine, what his heart needs. also, g-fuel had issues with lead in it...so..