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[LurkTrawl]

“To the best of our understanding, this is the first reported case of urethral necrosis with button battery insertion,”

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Maybe I really should wait for the knock…

i do agree my sex addiction has severely messed up my brain.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nobody in their right mind does this. The only reason anybody would even consider period sex is its the best time to yell out imma tear you up like a tampon at a period party in the middle of it

Edit: and gays, too. Don't forget the gays

For the record, that's not an exciting watch or particularly interesting, but the horse cock fetish people are absolutely wrong in the head.

Oh Germany. Can't you guys just not be gay for once? Remember hitler and how gay all that shit was? Don't you suppose you should try not being gay after all that?

Not an intellectual as I am a borderline retard, but in my estimation, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Your issue wasn't your finely-honed racism. Your issue was your poorly-honed sexism.

Do better, bros. You've gotta hone both.

Tf you mean one music bruh, music ain't food it got no one in it W A C K A S S

That's why people supported him shutting it down, her VP (or spokeswoman, can't remember) during a debate said they didn't have money to waste researching "Batman's anus".

You would think some of these people would actually just try getting laid instead

 

[barbie meat]

@Idiot Asshole
I considered learning to speak Italian fluently but I don't want to give people an entirely new language to call me slurs in

 

[MrJokerRager]

This thread has some really high-level debate going on.

 

[Free the Pedos]

The godless meddling of Patriarch Bartholomew, fervent NATO lapdog, is behind this.

(I believe you @Ted_Breakfast, but this sentence is oddly funny to me.)

 

[Azdy]

"I saw it, thought it might have been CP and was scared the feds would come after me because I watched the video 3-5 times each month to see if it was really harmless or if I really did see CP. That caused me to have depression/anxieity and not upload Caillou videos for a good while."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-17635231

 

[Picnic_Boy]

(I believe you @Ted_Breakfast, but this sentence is oddly funny to me.)

It was pretty melodramatic, I admit. It didn't help that I was flourishing a red magician's cape as I said it.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Btw, if you want to kill someone because you believe "he is a pedophile" you are just exposing yourself as deranged and subnormal individual. Go on. Try to harm someone and you will get a broken nose.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

To be fair though, if I only had unstable fleeting relationships, no fulfilling job, no regular schedule, was constipated as hell, constantly grimy and organized rape orgies, I would be an anxious wreck too.

 

[Tablet County]

Life is shit and I would not have sex with it

You're missing on things.
Scatological things.

House is very cute, but not worth eating a chinaman's ass for.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I wanna stick my dick in Android raptor’s futa cock’s urethra and impregnate her bladder.

Man Shot at by Cops Who Got Scared by an Acorn

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fuck niggers!

I thought the point was to not make more of them?

No, not fuck as in sex, fuck as in fuck them over.

 

[Tablet County]

The Bitch of Tits is now threatening felony breast theft on innocent civilians

I don't beleive in the patriarchy, I've been trying to join for years.

(1) Tattoo an upside down cross on your forehead
(2) Read Jon Stewart's "Naked Pictures of famous People"
(3) Cans of stewed tomatoes, drained and rinsed
(4) Breed'em heckin' native punany

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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I'm a man retard.

Not until you stop letting your emotions dictate your behavior, miss.

 

[Keith Kunt]

This is just low quality bait. I look better than any dude in this thread despite being a heroin addict

I'm not on drugs. I mean I'm on suboxone, but that keeps me off of the bad dope.

But yes, I agree, drugs are for losers.

You are so mad about a junkie in the vicinity.

I look good and I'm confident about it.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

if i can make just one more post about the complex and nuanced politics of internet shitposting sites, maybe i'll get a girlfriend

 

[Cheeseknife]

I'm just letting you retards know right now if your post contains the words Ukraine or Russia you're wasting your fucking time.

 

[Overly Serious]

Though the erect genitalia didn’t last long, Russian investigators have accused the teens of “rehabilitating Nazism”

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

unrestrained boobs is rarely sexy, it’s pure slut