Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
But Rackets is just bullshitting because he has no reason not to. Court’s not for a month. He has no reason to act contrite yet.* It costs him nothing (but pride lol) to caper about for his crowd of dysgenic hangers-on. When he gets his shit pushed in at the omnibus we’ll see if his current rhetoric is just cokehead bravado or if he’s truly a deranged retard with zero instincts for self-preservation.
It costs him a lot actually, the thing about weasel words is that (by design) you can view them in many different ways, that means a jury can view them in many different ways. But any words a jury might view favourably could be easily dismissed as being self serving whereas any words viewed dis-favourably will end up fucking Nick over completely. Nick thinks he's being really clever, but put his weasel words next to the context of direct evidence and he looks like a fucking moron running his mouth about the case, which is what he is and what he's doing.
 
Why would anyone want to watch him stream trials anyway? He doesn't even practice law. There are lawyers on YouTube who actually do, and can provide interesting insight into what's going on in a trial. Not only is Nick inexperienced, but he's often full of shit so you can't even trust what he's saying is true.
In fairness to Nick, I think he had (past tense being the operative here) some ability as an entertainer. And, to a lot of non-lawfags - myself included - it wasn't abundantly obvious that he was talking out of his ass 24/7, at least until he managed to be markedly off in a lot (most) of his predictions for trials. Given the numbers he was pulling at his peak I think that's fair, though you could definitely argue about the quality of the content.

On top of that, having guests on his show helped a lot, since they were usually able to add a decent amount of insight. At the very least, he was a passable if not decent host in his prime. For the trial streams anyway. for his regular streams most of his guests aside from odd exception (Null, for example) were either insufferable or just boring (Drex, for example).
 
Everyone can see the tattoo, still being shitty and unfinished - many prison jokes to be mode about that. What's more puzzling to me, is what the fuck is happening on his arm, right here?
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It's likely from his polysubstance abuse.
Get your eyes checked, that's not from his drug use. It's not a track mark or crack/meth sore. Nick IS a drug abuser (in addition to being a perpetual liar/bullshitter, grifter, and terrible parent), but not every little thing you see is caused by his drug abuse. He's fully capable of having gross, unsightly skin issues that're unrelated to his self-destructive behavior.

Based on how it looks, it's probably a bug bite that he scratched or an ingrown hair. It could also be a related to his heat allergy (which is almost certainly real, considering he mentioned it more than once during or before kick vic, so it predates his downward spiral by years). Hives caused by heat sometimes look like nasty little pimples, which can get irritated and turn into sores when scratched/picked at.

tl;dr it's nothing noteworthy, much like most things about Nick that aren't a result of his drinking/drug abuse.
 
Cross-posting the news from the Aaron Imholte thread:

April is back in contact with former friend Keanu.

Keanu and fiance Geno have quit STMS after the revelation of abuse accusations against Aaron by April.

Keanu went full alog for an hour (clip in Aaron Imholte thread) According to his former co-host, Aaron is:
  • "unfunny",
  • "a dweeb with zero self-awareness",
  • "very, very manipulative",
  • "misogynist".
Aaron also lied to Keanu the day before the arrests happened, admitting to hooking up with Kayla on multiple occasions but then denied knowing anything about Nick and April ever doing the same. A few days later, she saw him admit to the polycule on Kino Casino.

As this is an exceedingly rare Rekieta W I'm thinking a single Dorito might be pulled out so he can sassily eat it while dunking on Aaron.

EDIT: Also in the Imholte thread, Anthony Cumia has referred to Rekieta as a "coke head" :story:

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COMING SOON: THE REVENGE OF LORD BALLDOLOT - A Kiwi Farms Movie
The story needs a prequel where the farms and Nick are aligned until one fateful day Nick betrays the farms for the path of locals degeneracy and strikes down @Captain Manning. Which would tie nicely into the first chapter were.
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Somehow @Captain Manning survived and the first battle of the balldo is fought.
Whom do we overlay the bartender with?
Barnes or one of the other Balldo Washers.
tl;dr it's nothing noteworthy, much like most things about Nick that aren't a result of his drinking/drug abuse.
Could be from something his coke is cut with.
Keanu went full alog for an hour (clip in Aaron Imholte thread) According to his former co-host, Aaron is:
These "dabble" people need to go away. They served their purpose. None of them should be broadcasters/streamers.
As this is an exceedingly rare Rekieta W I'm thinking a single Dorito might be pulled out so he can sassily eat it while dunking on Aaron.
Where's the win? Another man fucked his wife. His reputation and career are toast. He doesn't have his kids is the bitch of the state and has three cases to defend against.
 
Based on how it looks, it's probably a bug bite that he scratched or an ingrown hair.
Or a completely hallucinatory bug bite he endlessly scratched. The cop who arrested him noted he had lots of these weird things and believed it was due to drug abuse. Some people said that meant track marks but I think it just meant obsessive scratching.
 
Cross-posting the news from the Aaron Imholte thread:

April is back in contact with former friend Keanu.

Keanu and fiance Geno have quit STMS after the revelation of abuse accusations against Aaron by April.

Keanu went full alog for an hour (clip in Aaron Imholte thread) According to his former co-host, Aaron is:
  • "unfunny",
  • "a dweeb with zero self-awareness",
  • "very, very manipulative",
  • "misogynist".
Aaron also lied to Keanu the day before the arrests happened, admitting to hooking up with Kayla on multiple occasions but then denied knowing anything about Nick and April ever doing the same. A few days later, she saw him admit to the polycule on Kino Casino.

As this is an exceedingly rare Rekieta W I'm thinking a single Dorito might be pulled out so he can sassily eat it while dunking on Aaron.
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Cross-posting the news from the Aaron Imholte thread:

April is back in contact with former friend Keanu.

Keanu and fiance Geno have quit STMS after the revelation of abuse accusations against Aaron by April.

Keanu went full alog for an hour (clip in Aaron Imholte thread) According to his former co-host, Aaron is:
  • "unfunny",
  • "a dweeb with zero self-awareness",
  • "very, very manipulative",
  • "misogynist".
Aaron also lied to Keanu the day before the arrests happened, admitting to hooking up with Kayla on multiple occasions but then denied knowing anything about Nick and April ever doing the same. A few days later, she saw him admit to the polycule on Kino Casino.

As this is an exceedingly rare Rekieta W I'm thinking a single Dorito might be pulled out so he can sassily eat it while dunking on Aaron.
It's not really a Rekieta W. It's just an Aaron L, and it's not even a revealing one. I could've told you all four of those points after watching Aaron talk for a couple minutes. He's a creepy loser who gives off a feeling that's somewhere between "that one teacher that nobody liked" and "guy who fantasizes about committing a mass shooting but is too cowardly to do it". I have no idea how he managed to marry April, because even stupid women will instinctively stay away from guys like Aaron.

If anything, having invited someone like that into his home is a massive Rekieta L, because you can get a feel for someone like Aaron almost immediately, and he's not worth having around (even if it's just to fuck his wife).
 
The story needs a prequel where the farms and Nick are aligned until one fateful day Nick betrays the farms for the path of locals degeneracy and strikes down @Captain Manning. Which would tie nicely into the first chapter were.
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Somehow @Captain Manning survived and the first battle of the balldo is fought.
I considered a prequel, but I think 3 is enough for me (plus after this one I want to move on to other ideas). However if after that, someone else wants to do a prequel, or something else using these, I'd truly love to see it. But I'm retiring this storyline on my end after Revenge is done.
Although there is a sequence in there that shows a time when Nick and the Kiwis were friends, and... you're not that far off.
Also I do agree with your remark about how it's quite abstracted from what is reality now, and I get that not everyone likes this stuff. I do have other ideas for vids I want to do that are more in line with what's "real", but these three are really just me having fun, with very very very loose tie ins with real Rackets lore.

"Somehow... Aaron returned" still cracks me up to think about. lmao
 
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If anything, having invited someone like that into his home is a massive Rekieta L, because you can get a feel for someone like Aaron almost immediately, and he's not worth having around (even if it's just to fuck his wife).
Nick is a lousy judge of people and surrounds himself with losers who will fuck him over or cost him in some other way. He should have taken a page from Depp and paid a bunch of people to hang out and tard wrangle him.

I'm not a fan of Nick. But if he threw enough money my way, I would happily wipe Kayla's drool and build legos with her so he could go out and whoremaster. I would even do him a solid and monitor his show. If it looked like he was about to cokestream out I would cut the internet with a quickness. I'd even feed his starving kids for him.
 
Or a completely hallucinatory bug bite he endlessly scratched. The cop who arrested him noted he had lots of these weird things and believed it was due to drug abuse. Some people said that meant track marks but I think it just meant obsessive scratching.
The cops also noted his house was a shitheap. It wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta had bedbugs or similar nasty things crawling around his place. I'm not saying it isn't from obsessive scratching, I think it IS from obsessive scratching, just not necessarily from drugs. He's a fidgeter (you can see it in that clip) which tells me he's absolutely the kinda guy to scratch a bite/pimple/rash/ingrown hair.

Plus, I think you're more likely to get meth/crack sores from ischima than hallucinated bug bites (unless you're in full-on psychosis). His skin doesn't look like he has ischima caused by drugs as far as I can tell.
 
The cops also noted his house was a shitheap. It wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta had bedbugs or similar nasty things crawling around his place. I'm not saying it isn't from obsessive scratching, I think it IS from obsessive scratching, just not necessarily from drugs. He's a fidgeter (you can see it in that clip) which tells me he's absolutely the kinda guy to scratch a bite/pimple/rash/ingrown hair.

Plus, I think you're more likely to get meth/crack sores from ischima than hallucinated bug bites (unless you're in full-on psychosis). His skin doesn't look like he has ischima caused by drugs as far as I can tell.
I'm really not looking forward to the thread moving a mile a minute again, and being a hundred pages behind after leaving the desk/phone for awhile, but that footage will be the endgame I think.

There's no coming back from it at all. He can lie to people claiming they don't know anything, or that they're wrong about everything, but that footage will be a smoking gun, and everyone will see the truth for themselves. They will see the absolute shit living conditions, the drugs, hopefully him throwing the paper on the ground, everything disproving his bullshit.

Sure there will be some that will say the most retarded shit ever, like somehow still blaming Eric unironically, or that the footage is faked, etc. But people will know, they will see it, and Nick can no longer claim they don't know anything and that he's somehow still innocent. He probably will, but who's going to believe it at that point? The legally blind?

It will also be very amusing to see some people try and do a 180 as soon as the footage is seen. He won't lose the worst of lunatics, but I imagine he'll lose quite a few. He's losing support now by simply existing.

"I was just waiting for proof!"

Because years of other evidence weren't enough.
 
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Something about Crackety Rackets line here is really bothering me though. He’s implying that there’s some testimony he could give in the CPS case to win it, but that it would hinder his criminal case. That just doesn’t make sense to me. In what world would something that proves your not a complete failure as a parent also show you’re guilty of the criminal charges? The only thing I can think of is that he would have to be honest and admit to the drug possession, but that he would be able to explain away his daughter’s drug test with that admission.
Nick is being needlessly vague about this, but the point he is trying to make does seem to be somewhat valid.

From what I can gather, in order to cooperate with CPS, and to fulfill the required actions he has to provide CPS with information and access to the home.

However, anything told to CPS could also be used in his criminal case. Therefore, cooperating with the action plan could be tantamount to pleading guilty, or it could harm their defence.

A better way of handling this would be to say that he is prioritizing the criminal cases faced by him and Kayla, because if those go badly his access to his kids becomes a moot point. A fair stance to take, especially if the kids are with family.

Instead he's annoyed that the "government" has different rules. Of course, this seems far less unreasonable when you factor into it that the "government" includes a number different organizations, with different aims, rules and remits. CPS won't care about his criminal convictions, unless they directly effect his ability to care for his kids. Likewise, the criminal courts take all relevant information to inform their case - but apparently that's terrible!

Nick's just a salty bitch he got himself into a legal catch 22... Law pope btw!!!
 
Nick's just a salty bitch he got himself into a legal catch 22... A lawyer btw!!!
Everyone told the dumb fuck it wasn't a good idea to go on and on about all the drugs he took while being a lawyer (or at all really), but no, he knew so much better. I guess they told him that in a faggy way.
 
Everyone told the dumb fuck it wasn't a good idea to go on and on about all the drugs he took while being a lawyer (or at all really), but no, he knew so much better. I guess they told him that in a faggy way.
Rules are for other people. Like Scandinavian prudes.
 
:really: kind of has the same aura to it already. What this forum really needs is the Rage Rackets emoticon, it's just so comically perfect.

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We really do. Is there a Rackets multimedia thread? If not somebody should get on making one.
I'm sorry, this is not subtle at all. The guy was clearly on drugs. You might not be able to guess what specific drug he was on but you do not need ANY experience with drug use at all to determine that this guy was using something.
At the like 3 to 5 second mark he's doing the iconic cokehead "jaw-wang"
The children certainly knew something was up. At least to the older ones it was probably obvious. I'd assume, even the young children knew something was off, they should lack the vocabulary and understanding to figure out what exactly though.
If people who just watch his shit and follow him online could puzzle out he was doing drugs, I'm sure his kids knew well before most of us even had inklings anything was going on.
And when the crime lab proves that it is cocaine, Nick will shift the goalposts, and his next cope will be "OK, but the state still needs to prove that it's my cocaine."
Really feels like Rackets is gearing up to try and pin his 9 year old getting into the chotch on mister Amhole there. :thinking:
They could try to argue that April had the code or key to the safe. I'm not sure that argument would hold up in court.
April seems to have gotten off mostly scott free. Methinks she sung like a canary when she got busted.
Snorting coke doesn’t require any skills. Monkey see, monkey do. Drew Barrymore was rolling joints when she was the same age as Nick’s daughter. That’s the kind of thing I would have said was beyond a child, but I’d have been wrong.
8 or 9 is about the age kids started snorting pixy stix on the playground for laughs. I don't know, maybe kids are different now.
See Exhibit A
Literally looks like someone dumped ass and lettuce on a tortilla.:cryblood: I'm pretty sure that's even worse than del taco.
Next obvious question: and why didn't you replace them (with someone not coked up and whom you weren't banging)? Could it be that it is hard to entice a decent nanny to a slovenly drug den of alcoholic wife-swapping? Could it be you couldn't risk someone not in the ménage seeing the absolute state of your home and life? Outstate Minnesota is chock full of nice farm girls with valid drivers' licenses... though they probably won't crawl under your desk, so maybe that was the reason.
Rackets was probably worried the next nanny might call CPS on him if he was having crazy coke and balldo parties. Or maybe a nanny would cut into the nose clam and Doritos budget too much?
 
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